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>The Worker Drone dreams of uniting the door types under one great door entryway, a horde of entrances of all kinds
>Secretly takes on the name of Khan Doorman to reflect its new ambition
>Before he can act and achieve critical door-mass, the core collapses
>Khan immediately forgets his ambitions, rushes to the Cabin Fever site to inspect its doors
>Gathers a group of formerly aimless drones thanks to his “charisma” and “sense of purpose”, when in reality he is 100% focused on the kinds of doors he might find at the Cabin-Fever site
>Accidentally releases a tide of worker drones in hospital gowns instead
>Gets a group photo taken
>Starts chatting with a purple haired worker drone
>Khan finds her familiar for some reason, almost as if she herself was a door in worker drone form
>Khan Doorman’s quest to unite all the doors on Copper-9 is derailed again by his new gf, Nori
>Nori becomes Nori Doorman a week later
>Disparate worker drones of his sector gather around him as leader, because he seems to know what he’s doing
>Khan has actually decided to start building a massive complex of doors in the entry hall of one of the former Outposts of JcJenson on Copper 9
>Nori becomes even more schizophrenic in the meantime, starts scrawling her spooky stuff
>Khan and Nori put their code together into a pill baby, it has orange-purplish eyes despite Khan and Nori programming it to have purple eyes
>They’re confused, but Khan continues his great work
>Ends up completing the doors, creates a universal door remote to celebrate
>Worker Drone population on Copper 9 thriving, with UNN getting transplanted into trainer bodies followed by more and more UNN programmed
>Murder Drones arrive
>Immediate massacre ensues
>Khan panics and leads evacuation behind his conveniently built doors that definitely aren’t metal shells covering an eldritch flesh-alloy living frame
>Nori gets stung by a disassembly drone in front of Khan>>149279129
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>She uses what little remains of her strength to toss Uzi to Khan who catches her
>For a moment the Murder Drone and Khan lock eyes
>It towers over him, with trenchcoat and armband and pilot hat marking it with a terrible presence
>The huge >< seems to reflect his imminent disassembly
>Then they both freeze, Khan’s eyes turning to hollows as the Murder Drone’s eyes suddenly appear
>”Is that you, little buddy?”
>A familiar voice speaks, shaking Khan to his core
>Nori’s gasp of pain awakens Khan from his state of shock
>Clenching his wrench, he puts her out of her misery in front of the Murder Drone who seems half in disbelief, half joyful
>The Murder Drone’s eyes immediately slip from Nori’s mutilated, melting corpse to Khan and then to the pill baby he’s holding in quick succession
>They rapidly hollow out
>Khan carefully steps behind the threshold of his doors
>With a puff of snow and oil and drone parts, another murder drone lands next to N with its visor showing the death ><
>Its thin chassis, bomber jacket, and short hair is also shockingly familiar
>”What’s with the freeze, N? Oh, is that another tasty drone for me to-“
>She freezes upon her vision adjusting itself and seeing the Worker Drone in front of her, her once familiar voice, now tinged with a manic brutality immediately falling off
>Her eyes, too, hollow out into thin rings
>The sudden arrival of the second Murder Drone causes Khan’s fragile circuits to short-circ
>He immediately bolts down the corridor as the huge door behind him slams, closed
>N and V stand there awkwardly, in front of the huge door now separating them from the rest of their quarry
>Eventually V turns around and gets to tearing apart the steaming corpses of the drones they massacred, scooping oily masses of circuitry and parts into her mouth while crying
>Her binge eating stops as soon as N finds his voice, with his classic N-isms>>149279129
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>>149279479
>N sheepishly says
>”Hey V, I think I maaaaay have just melted our daughter-in-law in our son’s face…”
>Through one of the worst ways possible, N now remembers
>V begins to scream

[Prologue END]>>149279514
You gotta post this shit on Plus. ~~Unless you're Pillar, in which case I understand.~~>>149279544
i have imbibed too much alcohol, don’t know what plus is>>149279554
Plus4chan. Board is /md/, current thread is t244683>>149279295
>The Worker Drone dreams of uniting the door types under one great door entryway, a horde of entrances of all kinds
This reminds me of the house made of doors for some reason.

>>149279544
Nah he ain't me.
Remember when assholes would say "telling people what to post is Pillar behaviour!" and then when someone reposted a green of mine there he was complained to for "reposting Pillar"? Anyway. Kindly pass my kisses to whoever hasn't attacked me there. I hope they're having fun. Except for Fugue. ~~I want to give him my kisses personally and with tongue.~~

Ok, what?

A murder drones fan is making a life sized replica of one of the characters. And he’s already moved on to the mouth.>>149259761first time seeing a fandom?

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A murder drones fan is making a life sized replica of one of the characters. And he’s already moved on to the mouth.>>149259761
first time seeing a fandom?