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old: >>24091397I wish I had a Dornish gf>>24101277
I interpret it literally - Dany is going to get a painful bite to her private parts as punishment for caring about prophecy>>24102106
>cheats on you>>24102166
which region of Westeros has the most loyal women?Who do you guys think will side with (r)Aegon in TWOW? Obviously we have the Golden Company who are very high tier soldiers in their own right. But in Westoros specifically;
>Aurane Waters
AKA the Lord of Waters. Basically universally acknowledged as one of Aegon VI's likely allies. Gets him an impressive fleet, and the Aurane's pirates under his command (could be useful against the ironborn)
He's also a bastard of Velaryon, who were Targ loyalists during the rebellion.
>Randyll Tarly
Another Targeryen loyalist. The show making him randomly completely loyal to Cersei was retarded, so I think it's fair to assume it's another of Aegon's plotlines that got assigned to her (similar to Dany and Connington's bells).
Also he hates women, so he'll obviously prefer Aegon to Dany (who'll come with foreign hordes as her main force)
I'm fairly sure his house is the one referred to as 'friends in the reach' by Peake (iirc)
>Mace 'the ace' Tyrell
Should the Tyrells ever get sick of propping up the biggest retard in Westeros AKA Cersei, Aegon is the obvious next choice. With Kevan dead, the Lannister cause is basically a headless chicken whether Cersei wins her trial or not. Marge's marriage to Tommen is really the only thing holding them together at this point. The battle of Iron could simply not happen, depending on if they make some arrangement.
>Storm's End
In a Winds preview chapter we learn that the fortress has been taken over. With it's reputation, it's likely that it wasn't besieged which would take ages. There's a theory that Aegon's forcess have Edric Storm with them, which could get some of the stormlands on their side.
>Dorne
Aegon is Elia's son. Doran's nephew. The alliance should be automatic. If the prince thinks the story of his miraculous survival is bullshit, he can always marry Arianne off to him. Incest be damned. Probably the safest bet of them all, considering Quentyn's fate.
>the Faith Militant
Cersei has been fucking her brother and all their offspring are bastards, which obviously goes against the faith of the seven. Should Cersei be rid of and Tommen the only one left standing (the implication of his bastardy being obvious), who will they turn to? Not Stannis who burns down statues of the seven. Aegon is the best bet. He's a follower of the seven.

Are there any I've missed? Knowing Varys, he'll probably have a few more at least. And once it rains, it'll pour, with many smaller houses declaring fealty.>>24102168
The Vale possibly. Mostly because we don't know that much about society there. But the few women we meet from there seem to be decent. Including the women from the mountain clans.>>24102222
Myranda Royce seems like a slut>>24102106
we have med and mena girls anon, we are good af

>>24102166
if you can't handle the sex-drive, don't wife one up

>>24102168
riverlands probably. they are agrarian and chill. farmstead corn-fed trad gfs whose sole purpose in life is pumping out your kids. only way i can see one fuck an other man is if she gets raped by a marching army or if she was a camp whore.