/f1/ - Relentless Formula One General - Succubus Edition

>Lap:
#7347

>Countdown to Well Done Baku GP:
https://f1exposure.com

>Previous thread:
>>144236481

>Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/Ufpi7Xpx

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481614

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
222 (219 starts)

>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:
195

>Races in the Alpine 100 Race Plan
84

>2024 WDC Standings
VER: 303 (+8)
NOR: 241 (+16)
LEC: 217 (+25)
PIA: 197 (+18)
SAI: 184 (+12)

>2024 WCC Standings
Red Bull: 446 (+12)
McLaren: 438 (+34)
Ferrari: 407 (+37)
Mercedes: 292 (+16)
Aston Martin: 74 (+0)

>2024 WEC Standings
PER: 1005.86 (+49.63)
RIC: 929.05 (+57.35)
HAM: 921.05 (+31.62)

>News:
Oscar Piastri Allegedly Hiding Girlfriend's Pregnancy to Protect His F1 Career
Marko: "We had a contract ready for Lando Norris to race for Toro Rosso. Unfortunately, McLaren found out."
Perez: "You can’t forget there are a lot of agendas in the sport."
Eddie Jordan: "Christian Horner has a massive job on his hands."
Daniel Ricciardo's aim is to "earn" a seat alongside Max Verstappen
Hakkinen: "It's a 'logical decision' for McLaren to favour Norris"
Binotto: "I adore Vettel">min Fraudstappen days since last win:
83According to Kym Illman, Lily Zneimer (PS3’s missus) is studying engineering at uni and wants a job in the f1 paddock>>144258879
We still need to know if she's jewish.
I'm not taking
>yeah but her last name
posts as factWhy’s this thread so obsessed with Japanese like Anri Okita?>>144258893
TEETEESalonso has raced in the same sport with kimi for 20y+ but he still calls him "raiconen">>144258879
They better prepare for the nepotism crticism if they went with it.