5 years ago you couldn't stand her, always on your nerves. Now look at you, mouth watering & wising!19,8K4
That pop-up shower the other day that came out of nowhere, My Bad, that was us! Good for the grass!21,8K1
Don't worry, Granpa with the white girl, I met her last week & she’s being taken care of “Very Well”18,2K1
If you saw me jogging the other day, I wasn't exercising, I was running to get to her!! “Invite”14,3K1
My “Bug-Out” buddy. When the shit hits the fan, everything Mother Nature says we can eat, she knows!15,1K7
I was 157 nautical miles at sea on a moonlit night when she sprang out of the water. My own Mermaid!11,9K7
I told her, I'll be there in about 20 minutes, get it all cleaned & warmed up for me & I want 2 C it16,1K3
It’s the simple “Invite” that keeps you cumin’ back for more!! (Can't get enough of that lovin’)17,5K13
My mom always told me, “If you really like something, keep two of ‘em”- Thanks for the advice, Mom!!24,8K1
When ol’ girl from across the street knocks on my door & asks if I want to go for a ride? I Go!!!19,4K1
When I'm with her big ass, I lose all senses, I don't know up from down, or if I'm cumin’ or going!!14,4K1
My daughter's new babysitter. She’s a lot better than the last one. Her “Invite” is better too!16,7K1
I was about to go get some fish to eat until I got this “Invite”- now I have something else in mind!8,3K2
His mom’s best friend. I met the “Old Head” a while ago, got Better Head & nutted in her wet pussy72,4K1
I met her at the Family Reunion, NO she’s not family! That cousin I never liked, she’s his old lady!84,4K1
Truth Or Dare Party, I dared her to hold this position while I dug all up in her. She won! (I WON 2)34,3K1
She’s a real homebody, doesn't go anywhere. I bring her what she needs, & u see how she thanks me!!21,5K2
When I got this “Invite” - I fell in love before I got there. Now imagine 3 whole days “&” nights!!13K1
“Her First Time”- This is what a little patience, kissing & whispering in the ear will get you.13,2K19
Didn't want to give me the head or pussy in school, (After the “Class Reunion” in her hotel room)37,9K1
If u don't pay when I lend u this cash, I'm gonna take it out your mama’s ass!! (He didn't pay!!)29,1K1
My neighbor called & said “my husband is out of town & my pipes are clogged” (I unclogged them)11,1K1
My “Bottom B” has the block sprung, this is all she has to do. Now imagine the rest of her body!!11,6K1
“Invite”- My daughter's 3rd-grade Art Teacher, I'm really starting to dig being a “Single Parent”18,3K3
A cabin in the woods, everything you need, 20 years of food and supplies, you and all “This Lovin’”16,5K66
Look up “Lovely” in the dictionary, there won't be any words, just this!! Hypnotizing isn't she?14,7K30
It’s my birthday, I unwrapped her & found out she likes to do this! Do I swap her or “keep her?”11,2K1
When I met her I slapped that fat ass, she sent me this “Invite” telling me to cum slap it some more13,8K1
My new neighbor saw me with my shirt off, so she sent me these so I could see her with no panties18,3K14
Bruh I got this “Invite” & was afraid to go at first, I put on my Superman Draws & checked her ass!!10,9K1
All this lovin’ & she can’t pick up after herself (I'm still swinging by to receive all this lovin’)9,3K1
Underestimate an “Old Head” and you just might miss out on “All This” next time you meet one, holla20,9K3
Look at her getting ready (mouth & body must be clean “I wash my hands before I touch My Dick”)11,1K1
Candie, you know I don't like a “Hairy Pussy Invite!!!” (I’m on my way, see you in 15) Don't Shave!!21,2K33
I just got this “Invite”, if you don't see me in a few days, find me! I’m lost in all this lovin’19,2K1
You missed her last “Invite” see ni**a, this could have been you getting all in that ass getting wet12,5K1
She’s caused a lot of friction between me & my lady, we’re always into it: (Who’s Turns is it?) MINE10K10
Pick 1 Only (If the shit hits the fan & it will, pick the right one) **THIS IS MY MESSAGE TO YOU**14,5K8
To all my brothers, I know you all would LOVE to have this Melanated-step-Sister, but I want her too12,5K115
I woke up from a nap & went outside to get some air - Bruh she was in my pool do you know who she is6,7K1
I had to let her go, kept trying to feed me “DEAD FLESH”- meat. This “Invite” Daddy, I’m Vegan now13,9K34