This is the opening scene to a comedy pilot script I wrote. I'll put a link to the script here eventually.
While I do hope it's funny, one thing I can say with confidence is that this will be an instant classic addition to the "scifi mutant eats butthole" genre that everyone grew up with.
Ideally I'll get more scenes out and we'll get to see Reuter give his boss a piece of his mind in the next one, and spoiler, someone else gets their butts eaten. Cinema.
by the way the national animal of Scotland is a Unicorn. That's not in the show, but it is neat.
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audio attributions
1. Thud Sound
Cloth thud3 by gobbe57 -- https://freesound.org/s/746682/ -- License: Attribution 4.0
2. Record Scratch
record_scratch_short.wav by Halleck -- https://freesound.org/s/29938/ -- License: Attribution 4.0
record scratch.wav by luffy -- https://freesound.org/s/3536/ -- License: Attribution 4.0
3. Chainlink
ChainlinkFence_f04 by Department64 -- https://freesound.org/s/550184/ -- License: Attribution 4.0
4. Roar/Burp
Creature Roar 1 by jacobalcook -- https://freesound.org/s/195568/ -- License: Attribution 3.0
5. rustling
Clothing rustling 2.wav by toiledejouy84 -- https://freesound.org/s/495467/ -- License: Attribution 4.0
models
95% of the furniture and stuff are all Kenney Assets. I should link that. they are really cool and free.
The rest, including the character models, are mine. and no, I'm not terribly proud of my ugly little guys. but they work