Benny the Jester (JESTER Ver.)T

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After I wrapped GAL SHXXXT back in August, I set out to make a (not-so) vaguely homoerotic song for my own tastes-- by September, "Benny the Jester" was unleashed to YouTube. While the song had a slow start, since December/January it has surpassed Sewerslidal Idol as my most successful original; It currently has 5,278 views at the time I'm uploading this (Fun fact, it also took 78 days for BTJ to breach 2k views, while it took 228 days for SSI to reach 2k!).

With it's relative success, I figured it was time to bring it to Newgrounds. I mean hey, at least a FEW people here have got to appreciate big-chest jester man, right? This time, the lyrics were written in Japanese; I am HARDLY fluent in the language, so I had a LOOOOT of help from hocho-knife-cutters, massive kudos to them! As for the artwork, that's courtesy of @MisterPanncake on Twitter, who I discovered from Vane Lily's "DEVIL KICKBACK" (itself a large impetus to write a sexed-up song with this voicebank).

ENGLISH LYRICS:

My name's Benny the Jester.

Would you like me to entertain you?

How do I earn my daily living, you ask?

By making the king laugh, of course.

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la~

I'm happy to make a fool out of myself like this

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la~

After all, this kingdom will be mine soon! (Yahho~!)

I don't think this place is as fun or colorful as it could be...

So, wouldn't it be great if it all became a Jester's World?

Spinning, spinning, take control; The kingdom's going to belong to me

No time for some dull-ass square of a king, no no no!

A blue and white motley, the power of laughter sure is great

Idiots rule the world already, so why not kick it up a notch?

I don't need a queen, my true love is a crazy night.

But if you're funny, then you can come closer, darling

The ringing of the final bell echoes through the castle halls

When I'm the king, everyone's gonna have fun!

My name's Benny the Jester.

Did my yellow eyes petrify you just now?

I specialize in the art of trompe l'oeil

Hehehe, the plan's moving along as intended

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la~

I wonder how I'd look in a crown?

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la~

Taking my seat on a jester-styled throne

I must be patient, I must stay on track

Good fortune comes to those who wait, it will be mine soon

So, I'll diligently apply my face paint

Cause in just one month, I'll make my grand debut

If you believe in what I believe, laugh and dance around

EVERYONE in my land will say "Ah, Mr. Jester, I love you, I need you~~!!!"

Exciting, isn't it? A great political restructuring!

Who's the big top dog of it all? ✧I-T-S M-E✧

It's showtime until the job's done, so go ahead and get the popcorn!

Snacks are a must for fun scenes like this~

Ah, it's close enough to grab, ah, it's close enough to taste

A jester's victory has such a sweet taste, so let's all dig in~!

Do-re-mi-fa-so, listen up, everyone! This is a jester's endgame song!

When the music stops, I'll have everything I want!

Spinning, spinning, take control; The kingdom's going to belong to me

No time for some dull-ass square of a king, no no no!

A blue and white motley, the power of laughter sure is great

Idiots rule the world already, so why not kick it up a notch?

Oh god, I'm feeling sick, oh god, I'm feeling great

Either which way, this mission HAS to be seen through

Someone, help me, I'm totally losing my mind!

I'm so lost in excitement I just can't stop laughing!