Are you ready?
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On a visit to your Uncle Incog’s farm, you happen upon a cowgirl who, during some idle chit-chat, made it clear that you might want to adopt her. Unk himself was also rather persuasive, and so you took her in, unaware that before you knew it, she would once again through her persuasive powers cajole you into becoming her husband and permanent master through the signing of some pretty definitive-seeming legal documents and the observations of a few rituals. You’d be more upset if she weren’t such a good cook.