Steamed Hams but it's a bedtime story for 19th century German childrenT

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Comedy - Parody
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10/24/2026

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Guten Abend. Tonight I'll be reading Teuflischer Seymour, a.k.a. Devilish Seymour, the popular 19th century German children's book (still popular today!) about a naughty boy who refuses to stop telling lies.


Personally, I deem this story to be inappropriate for 21st century children and would recommend that you do not expose them to it.


Music:

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (Symphonie No. 35 in D Major, Finale, Presto; Symphony No. 40 in G Minor, Allegro Assai)

Ludwig Van Beethoven (Coriolan Overture, Op. 62; Symphony No. 2 in D Major, Op. 36; Symphony No. 3, Eroica; Symphony No. 6, Pastorale; Symphony No. 5 in C Minor, Op. 67 (67!!!!!!!!!); String Quartet No. 14, Op. 131)

Franz Schubert (Symphonie No. 8 in B Minor, Allegro Moderato)

Johannes Brahms (Academic Festival Overture, Op. 80; Piano Sonata No. 3 in F Minor, Op. 5)

Joseph Haydn (The Seasons - Der Sommer)

Carl Orff (Carmina Burana, Fortuna Imperatrix Mundi No. 1: O Fortuna)


Acknowledgements:

Classicals.de

"Der Struwwelpeter" by Heinrich Hoffmann

"22 Short Films About Springfield" from The Simpsons

Misel, AL9000, and Jacq.