The Worst Movie EverT

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This is an attempt to set Portal history with the worst movie ever to grace NG. Vote high for more. Do not adjust your set. Your momma. I am L337 H@><0R. Will be resubmitted if removed, as is standard with bad movies.
NOTE: Please do not write short reviews. I'm serious. Don't try to be funny by doing this. Tell me what you thought.
Also, everyone keeps telling me I ripped off some great movie on the portal that rules (whereas my movie sucks). I wish someone would tell me what this movie is, because I sure don't know.