Approaching 🐻
15/11/2026
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Well, it was bound to happen. Captain planet has blown his last fuse and has adopted a new campaign to save mother earth from evil pollution. The no-mercy campaign! Maybe all of his rage against humankind is from never being able to have a girlfriend, or it could be his mullet...so savage yet so free. But one thing remains for sure, he's the energy manifested from a bunch of queer kids rings to put a stop to pollution, even if it means eliminating humankind...captain planet is down to his last resort....where's Ketchup Man when you need him?