Cyberen Enters the MatrixE

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Cyberen awoke at the end of last episode (yet again), just before he could perform the fecopheliac sexual technique known as the "hot Carl" on the limbless Jhonen Vasquez (see the saucy situation here: http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/480652). If this questionable plot device actually managed to take you by surprise twice (see part one of Boxing Cyberen here: http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/480463), you're even dumber than the people who wrote the 1993 bodacious box-office bomb "Boxing Helena"! :-)

Cyberen, as it turns out, is NOT back in Alamosa, but, in fact, trapped in an advanced virtual reality universe by Cyberen's chum, Murphy the cybernetic brain (who here takes the form of nearly-naked Nickelodeon actress Miranda Cosgrove), who appears to have gone nuts and is using his ursine android body to harvest dreaming Cyberen for the Behemoth that is the Tennipples Mainframe Computer (for once in his life, it looks like someone actually wanted Cyberen for his body eheheheh).

Back in Murphy's dream-world, Cyberen is stuck in an urban jungle with a portentous projection of every villain Cyberen has stood up against since September 2006 (the salad days of the Cyberen Sillies ;-]) - cameos abound! Watch and enjoy as Cyberen takes on impossible odds in the style of "French farce"!

PS: Don't forget to send Brock (the REAL Cyberen) a quick lil "get well soon" blog comment or PM at http://cyberen.newgrounds .com, as he's still recovering from a left mastectomy resulting from a long fight with breast cancer.