The quackening is upon us!

After nine installments of pharmaceutical conspiracies, feathered espionage, and pond-side debauchery, the flock returns for their most ambitious adventure yet. Venture into a realm of cursed kingdoms, forbidden alchemy, ancient prophecies, and enough magical quack-caine to bring down an entire empire! From the dankest dungeons to the highest towers, one thing is certain:

the kingdom is fucked, the wizard is high, and the ducks are absolutely not licensed to practice medicine!

Sharpen your swords, polish your beaks, and prepare for

DUCKS & DRUGS X

a fantasy epic so ridiculously legendary that Tolkien just fucking rose from the dead, took one look at the ducks, and buried himself again.

What an idiot.

(aka Ducks & Drugs X: The Quackening aka Ducks & Dragons aka Dungeons & Drugs aka Ducks & Drugs 10: A Song of Ice and Quack aka The Lord of The Wings: The Fellowship of The Bling aka Ducks & Drugs: The High King aka Elden Beak aka Ducks & Drugs X: The Waddle of The Rings aka Game of Thwones aka Ducks & Drugs: The Duck Knight Rises aka Quack Souls aka The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Audacity of This Bitch aka Ducks & Drugs X: Dungeons, Dragons, and Dispensaries aka The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim aka Ducks & Drugs X: Beak of Thrones aka The Lord of The Blunts: Return of The Quack aka Ducks & Drugs 010 aka Sir Quackalot: The Search for The Holy Grail aka Ducks & Drugs: Rise of The Mallard King aka Waddle of Warcraft aka Ducks & Drugs X: High Fantasy, Low Morals aka The Duck King's Gambit aka Quackhammer 40,000 aka Ducks & Drugs: The Last Alchemist aka The Chronicles of Quackarnia aka Ducks & Drugs: The Age of The Beakoning aka Ducks & Drugs X: For Quack and Kingdom aka Ducks & Drugs: Medieval aka Ducks & Drugs: A Mallard's Tale aka The Quackening: Electric Boogaloo aka Ducks & Drugs X: Holy Shit, Is That a Dragon?)

and remember

WINNERS DON'T USE DRUGS

DaleT

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