Frank Hardon's Valentine's VoicemailT

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It is Valentine’s Day and so I have decided to leave a voice message for my ex-wife Cynthia whom I haven’t spoken to for 38 years. Anyway I tracked her down on a stalker’s website called pleasehelpmefindmyX.com and decided to give her a call. We met in 1987 at Pleasant Valley sanatorium where I was recovering from a complete nervous breakdown. She was the nurse looking after me and within a day I had proposed to her. I can’t say whether it was a whirlwind romance as thanks to my crippling psychological disposition everything at the time seemed like a whirlwind but nonetheless we were married by the weekend. Anyway thanks to her loving care I made a full recovery and had returned to my senses in just three weeks. On checking out she started making noises about ‘coming with me’ and so I locked her in a broom cupboard. By the time I was back in Wallowing East she had filed for a divorce.