ORIGNAL SIMPSONS Big Burt Pilot [LOST MEDIA]T

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I made sure to post this on the second because this is NOT a joke, I would never fool you.

This is the 1988 pilot for The Simpsons, this pilot was never released but the tape came with extra info written in an ancient scroll. The show was originally going to star Big Burt, Small Sam and them. It was actually called The Simpsons because it was named after Bert's producer at the time, Mr. Jeremiah Pubert Simpson of Gold Rim Records. It was in production by Matt Groening and was actually the show he was most passionate about working on before FOX shoehorned-in a yellow family for ratings.

<--- Yellow dude from the yellow family in question.

I found this sifting through bags of trash and gunk at nearby dumpsters, looking for a USB I threw out that had this on it. I had remembered it existed at the time and thought it'd be funny if I discovered it again. I had searched for 3 years but I found that damn USB. Turns out, the video wasn't on it! It truly contained the map to another USB which I had saved the elusive video on. I eventually got the real USB though, my friend had it lying around anyway so it was all good.

Don't look any of this up! FOX is trying to cover this up and will likely blow up your computer and force you to have a brain aneurysm if you try. Never watch FOX News and this pilot at the same time, they can hear you through the TV. Just DON'T!