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Buy your own honkin' chokin' roopereaning scoopy chunkiness of "Sonic Brand Sonic Popsicle" with extra Sonic™ now for only $2.49 and you get a 53% chance of getting a second one for free!
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Edit on May 28, 2025: 69 votes, let's go!