Beerus fights Android 21 on who can get the pudding! Or a creampie!

Dragonball Beerus x Android 21 Porn Parody! (MrSafetyLion) (18+)

Just a simple animation loop with sound effects, removed the music so have fun listening to this alongside the "its hip to fuck bees" song.

The minecraft bee is fat

Ported by Zixh10 <a href="https://www.patreon.com/ZixH" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.patreon.com/ZixH</a> Animated by me <a href="https://www.patreon.com/redmoa" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.patreon.com/redmoa</a>

Tifa - Tit Tease

Tryna make a NSFW account, hope you enjoy my stuff, just gonna keep improving hopefully. Stay tuned for more possibly tasteful content! Thanks homies uhh peace out... we'll work on the descriptions i guess. For updates/additional content such as WIPs and upcoming polls on who you want to see next follow the PornFlakesWOW Twitter account at: <a href="http://twitter.com/PornFlakesWOW" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">twitter.com/PornFlakesWOW</a> 
Looking forward to hangin' with you pals.

Steven Universe NSFW Sadie wants Lars

SFW. Joker has been acting strange lately, was someone finally able to steal his heart?

EDIT: Thank you for the frontpage and feature, everyone! &lt;3 
"Joker has been acting strange lately, was someone finally able to steal his heart?" I decided to upload this version because I feel like the animation has enough sfw parts to have its own thing. Some context may be lost but I still would like to share some of my interests with y'all. :D Credits: (nsfw warning) 
Shiyon as Futaba Sakura (Oracle) - <a href="https://twitter.com/ShiyonVoices" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://twitter.com/ShiyonVoices</a> 
Steve Hamm as Joker - <a href="https://twitter.com/SteveHammVoices" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://twitter.com/SteveHammVoices</a> 
Salem as Ryuji Sakamoto (Skull) / Yusuke Kitagawa (Fox) - <a href="https://twitter.com/voxsalem" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://twitter.com/voxsalem</a> 
SilkyMilk as Makoto Niijima (Queen) / Ann Takamaki (Panther) - <a href="https://silkymilkvoices.tumblr.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://silkymilkvoices.tumblr.com/</a> 
SavilleVoices as Tae Takemi - <a href="https://www.savillevoices.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.savillevoices.com/</a>

Persona 5 - HeartSwitch (SFW CUT)

Joker has been acting strange lately, was someone finally able to steal his heart?

Joker has been acting strange lately, has someone finally able to steal his heart? Credits:<a href="https://twitter.com/ShiyonVoices" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Shiyon</a> as Futaba Sakura (Oracle)<a href="https://twitter.com/voxsalem" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Salem</a> as Ryuji Sakamoto (Skull) / Yusuke Kitagawa (Fox)<a href="https://twitter.com/SilkyMilkVoices" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">SilkyMilk</a> as Makoto Niijima (Queen) / Ann Takamaki (Panther)<a href="https://www.savillevoices.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">SavilleVoices</a> as Tae Takemi___________________________________________________<a href="https://twitter.com/derpixon" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a> | <a href="https://picarto.tv/derpixon" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Picarto</a> | <a href="https://www.twitch.tv/derpixon" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitch</a> | <a href="https://www.youtube.com/derpixon" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Youtube</a> | <a href="https://gumroad.com/derpixon" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Gumroad</a>

Persona 5 - HeartSwitch

The climatic duel that Bikini Bottom has been waiting for is here.

The second opening to the worldwide acclaimed, multi-award winning SpongeBob SquarePants anime is here! The Krusty Krew mourn a lost friend as a tentacled foe looms upon Bikini Bottom. Can SpongeBob muster up the power of the Nine-Pickled Patty within him to defeat this evil and save his Nakama? Song is "PAPERMOON" by Tommy heavenly6

The SpongeBob SquarePants Anime - OP 2

Tommy and Mr. Sperm learn all about the birds and the bees!

S.e.x

#CHANGETHEBEES

EDIT* Thanks for the frontpage! luv u NG :3 Franklin finally gets his hands on the much anticipated gta v. Part 2 of a 3 part collab about GTA V! Each starring one of the 3 main characters. What was meant to be a reeaaally quick animation turned into a long one lol oh well, I hope you enjoy it! and don't take it too seriously!! ;P *If you experience some lag with watching the swf, try watching via the mp4 version. Franklin voiced by; Ricepirate Music and final audio mastering by Ockeroid! 
Support him here; <a href="https://ockeroid.bandcamp.com/track/float-your-boat" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://ockeroid.bandcamp.com/track/float-your-boat</a> Thanks to Dudul for helping colour all those frames. Also available on youtube; 
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN9HM8MPYHY" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN9HM8MPYHY</a> Part 3 'Trevor' coming soooooooooon....

Gta V Is Boring

They call him Dr. Bees, he's not a real doctor but he has some real bees. He has some actual bees.

DR. BEES

first hentai movie upload . made by me in flash cs3 . i hope i can add some audio on my next uploads so stay tuned

boning nico robeen

Hey NG, This is a little sneak peak from a project that me and a team of talented dudes have been piecing together. His name is Groinox, however that isn't his TRUE name. To be continued . . . --El-Cid

Swords of Beef - Teaser

Can it be? Yes, yes it is! BEEBO!!! This is the 11th installment (well 12th counting the Xmas Special) of one of Newgrounds' most beloved series. This episode features the largest cast of characters and voice actors. The quality has improved marginally over the years! The humor hasn't! Enjoy! Front page, shit yeah!

BEEBO part 11

The *SEXY* teaser for a parody that has since been cancelled.

UPDATE: It is with much regret that I announce that this project has been shelved. It was becoming a time sink of too great an expense (of other work) and with too little progress to justify continuing it with no finish line in sight. MLP: Friendship With Benefits Is Magic now rests in peace. Perhaps someday its remains will be released to the public, but I'm not ready to take that step yet. Thank you, all of you, for your interest, enthusiasm, and help with this while it was still a joy for me to work on.-Sp0nge, 2020 Update: AUDITIONS HAVE CLOSED! Thanks, everypony who sent one in. A call for voice actors/actresses.Please contact <a href="mailto:cybersp0nge@yahoo.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">cybersp0nge@yahoo.com</a> with your "My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic" demos.Note that there's more sex in this 2-minute teaser than there is in the entire full episode-length script, but it's still pretty "adult". So please audition if you're an adult and you're comfortable voice-acting in a cartoon that involves sex, drugs, gore, and the mindless destruction of viewers' childhoods.

My Little Parody: FWBIM

Back, briefly, with some fanart. It's a very simple loop, but there are a lot of details. I've been experiementing with color, gradients, hand drawn elements, etc. for the next big project. I need a place to host my art, until I can get a website. If you know of a more appropriate one then newgrounds, or know how to put together a really basic website, I will love you forever. Please let me know. See you soon. T.

Corruption of Champions

COUNTER-STRIKE HAS NEVER BEEN THIS AWESOME!!!

In this Counter-Strike: Global Offensive Trailer, the Flashdeck Stick figures explore just how awesome this upcoming game is going to be. Facebook! <a href="http://fb.com/flashdeck" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">http://fb.com/flashdeck</a> 
Twitter! <a href="http://twitter.com/flashdeckanim" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">http://twitter.com/flashdeckanim</a> This production took about 6 weeks: 
Directed/Animated/Produce d/Edited by Wei Xing Yong - <a href="http://flash-deck.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">http://flash-deck.com</a> 
Music and Sound Design by Jonas B. Ingebretsen - <a href="http://www.reel2.newgrounds.com">http://www.reel2.newgrounds.com</a> 
Voice Acting by Fernando Zamora - <a href="http://www.fthreat.newgrounds.com">http://www.fthreat.newgrounds.com</a> 
Additional Animation by Aran Saunders - <a href="http://aran.newgrounds.com">http://aran.newgrounds.com</a> Programs used: 
Adobe Flash CS3 
Adobe After Effects CS5

CS: GO Trailer

So one year ago, today, I finished my part for a very promising project : The Dinosaur Collab. A lot of great artists had signed on, and many of the parts were completed. But like many collabs, this one hit a brick wall right at the finish line. Well, I'm not letting this one die like the dinosaurs ... Let's finish this!

Where are the Dinosaurs?

NG characters have been locked in a maze, and they must kill each other to survive

EDIT: OMG Thanks everyone for the amazing Reviews and critics, the information helps me a lot 
"Deflektor" told me that he will upload the music to the Audio Portal Soon, for the peoplo who liked the soundtrack Happy Birthday Tom, And Happy Pico Day Everyone "The NG Characters have been locked in cells, the doors will open one by one and they must kill every oponent if they want to survive" NOTE: About the "C-c-combor Breaker" and "Perspective change" medal, Timing is really important to unlock them, the clues are on the medal description This movie have 2 endings, that will appear randomly (50%-50%) 
Thanks for the Medal Aprooval Psycho Goldfish I want to thanks to Jorma Poyer, Jose Ortiz, Josiah Brooks, Victor Fiore, Chris Voigt, Jeff Bandelin and Jose Ferrin. This was a freaking amazing experience doing this movie during this months. I hope to see you all on PicoDay2012 Technical Information 
-Modeling Time: 6months 
-Animation Time: 4 months Software used: 
-Autodesk 3D Studio Max (Modeling and Animation) 
-Vray (Rendering) 
-Adobe After Effects (Compositing) 
-Adobe Photoshop (Textures) 
-Adobe Premiere (Editing) 
-Adobe Soundbooth (Audio)

Warriors of the Portal

Two beef sheets encounter their most painful enemy to date.

You sure roast MY beef, baby. More or less a sequel to my 2008 animation "You Pop My Corn". Check it outs! Thanks for frontpage and daily 1st!

You Roast My Beef

Things have been creeping around in the woods lately... OR HAVE THEY?!

Is this a horror or a love story? I started this in mid October for the NG halloween thing, but once I realized I was going to miss the deadline I started taking my time. This probably took me around 3 months in total as there was definitely an entire month worth of screwing around and playing XBox Live arcade... THAT MONTH WAS WORTH IT THOUGH.I did all the animation and music and everything, BUT I had awesome help on the voice work from Caxx, which I couldn't have done without:<a href="http://caxx.newgrounds.com">http://caxx.newgrounds.com</a> PRETTY COOL! Sorry about the filesize, and thanks a bazillion again to Tom for raising my limit, and for the front page and everything else. OKAY GUYS THANKS &lt;3

Wilhelm Park

Pokemon would have been different if the artists had no imagination.

*UPDATE* Just want to thank everyone for their kind words, I wanted to thank everyone for the ridiculously high score, for the daily feature, for the front page, for 2nd Best of the week award (Behind the brilliant Dot Dot Dot), and I wanted to thank everyone who has told their friends about this and enjoyed it. I made this animation just thinking 2 or 3 of my friends would like it, and it would maybe get the ball rolling on my website which I started 12 days ago. The response has been incredible. Thanks, seriously. It's made my week, and I still have that boner I got from the front page. PS. I AM MAKING A SEQUEL. And I promise it won't be crap. ------------------------- 
- It's been a while since I've done a Newgrounds, and I'm so very, very sorry. Anyway, here's a cartoon for you all to enjoy. Everyday, mankind asks itself the same question - "Why have scientists not genetically engineered pokemon yet, I mean seriously you guys?" Well I don't have an answer for that, but here's the reverse! What would pokemon be like, if the artists were all lazy and had used real animals instead. I assume it would at least be a little bit like this. I don't know why I did this, but the fact remains I did. I hope you like it. Also, if you like it an insane amount, you might consider visiting my website, <a href="http://www.thehamwallet.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.thehamwallet.com</a>, it is warm and cosy and I am sure you will like it there.

Pokemon But With Animals

Destructo Box 
"Bum Nuts" The following is a an except from a real Gchat trying to brainstorm 
the name for this short.. ---- Phil: Homeless Where the Heart Is 
Joey: "It Began with Bum Nuts" or "Bum Nuts" 
Phil: Bum Nuts is up there. Makes me wish the short was more about 
Brett's balls. 
Joey: we can add some adr 
JOEY: SO Brett.. how is Mary. 
BRETT: I don't know you tell me. Hey, lets talk about my nuts some more. 
Phil: Straight Up Bummin' 
Bum A Ride 
Joey: Bum Biggity Bum Bum 
Phil: BUMper Bowling 
Bum Sex 
Joey: Internet Bum Porn 
Phil: Bum Dog Millionaire 
Who's the Bum Now Dog 
Joey: Shawshank ReBUMtion 
Not without my bum 
Phil: Seven (Bums) 
excuse me: Se7en (Bums) 
Joey: "Ow My Bum (Homeless Person)" 
Phil: Morgan Freebum 
Forget it, it's bumtown. 
Joey: "Bummer" ---- 100% real folks. EDIT: Thanks for the frontpage! means a lot! :D

Bum Nuts

The Justin Bieber Show

Rayquaza has been unleashed by a powerful new trainer, can Fry and co take it down?

The battle continues this time Rayquaza has been unleashed by a powerful new trainer and is on a Pokemon hunting rampage! Can Fry and co take this beast down? join the high paced action and find out. (ALERT!!!! DBZ INSPIRED YES I GET THE MESSAGE!!) XD ***READ NOW!!** This flash is considerably more graphic intensive than the first, so I have inserted quality toggle control functions (central black buttons below); however it is only an issue on slower computers. If it still tends to lag with low quality, try watch in firefox then hold ctrl and scroll down with your mouse to zoom out the page. This will drasitically reduce the stress the flash graphics renders on your pc's cpu 
**READ GODDANMIT!!** Be sure to watch "Fated Battle" if you still have not seen the first part of the action. Just like to say as you all know I'm not the biggest fan of Pokemon, last game I played being Pokemon silver O_o and hardly not ever seeing the anime. I did all research on bulbapedia to keep accuracy. I mixed aspects of the anime and game into this so I hope it appeals to you all. NOTE: Now my third flash and as you can see I'm getting better :) I've literally been called the Micheal Bay of newgrounds haha so you'll either love my style or hate it completely! well there is only enough I can do. BTW as I'm a dbz fanatic I'm sure you'll be nostagic after this, so make sure to keep up as they move pretty fast. So if you hate Z awww too bad tut* tut* NOTE2: For those wondering why I haven't credited the main Rayquaza battle theme here. It is because it is non-existent here on Newgrounds. It was produced by a guy who goes by the name of Pokemonremixstudios. He is notorious for mixing amazing pokemon themes on Youtube, so all credit for music goes to him. If your having trouble finding the mix, PM me and I'll PM you the link :) Runtime- 4:32 mins (Battle scene duration) 
Frame Rate- AS3 20fps = AS2 24fps 
Symbol Count- 1800!! O_o (Almost double the first :o) 
Production Time of Flash- 3x the original :P due to my laziness 
Be sure to watch to the credits for a surprise O.O 
and hope you enjoy or enjoyed the cataclysmic battle! Rayquaza is Badass right?! XD

Pokemon: Fated Encounter

A FILM OF SUCH TREMENDOUS BRILLIANCE THAT TO EVEN MENTION ITS NAME CAUSES 3RD DEGREE BURNS ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF YOUR BRAIN

Coming Soon...

Hey Bro, come grab a drink with us. We'll talk about chicks and whatever.

Destructo Box 
"Two Chicks, Same Time" A couple of bros discuss their latest conquests at the local tavern when one unintentionally reveals a hidden anatomical anomaly. --- 
Phil: If you pre-maturely ejaculate in a threesome, is it twice as humiliating? 
Joey: Just blame it on the other guy. 
Phil: I don't get it. 
--- "Two Chicks" was originally made back in early 2009. We recently updated the visuals because it was looking dated. The older version is still up on youTube if you're curious. Newgrounds is the only place online to see the updated version. 
Enjoy! EDIT: Front Page!?! Awesome! Great to be back :D 
Thanks for all the positive (and negative) reviews! Love hearing what you guys have to say. Visit us at 
<a href="http://www.destructobox.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.destructobox.com</a>

Two Chicks, Same Time

Whatever happens, I still managed to sneak in an air supply song. 
For that, I am content. Dad has blue eyes, son has red. Happy birthday Tom! And happy pico day to all NGers! ::UPDATE:: FRONTPAGE! Thanks a lot for the support guys! I just wish I could've known about pico day sooner(I'm a bit new to the site) so that I could've done a much better dad n me tribute. Oh well. At the end of the day, pico day is about having fun and celebrating these cool characters that made NG such a fun place to visit everyday. I wish everyone would have a blast watching this. Yeah! Good times!

Father N Son beatdown

Our heroes have been banished, but to where?

Gobbles and Flappers find themselves in a land of unexplainable hovering exclamation marks and facial hair. I should also note that there's going to be a slight wait on the next episode, as its still in the works. EDIT: Please wait 1 more year for the next episode.

Gameoverse 4

Theres a drill inside each and everyone of us.

#15 Beedrill

Cyanide & Happiness takes you on a beer run!

A public service announcement of sorts.

Beer Run!

Put on yer cammo, paint yer face with dirt...we're goin' possum hunting!

Do you like hunting possum, I know I do! Introducing The Possum Whistle.

The Possum Whistle

Meet shrike, beebs, mel and Diz. The universe's most bizzare mercenary group

*Edit - Increased sound quality thanks to Tom buffing my upload limit. This should fix soem sound issues people have been experiencing* Cheers for the front page and support Tom! Running time 10 Minutes Buttons and STUFF should work, if not, tell meh! 6 weeks in the making, and then 4 weeks making it again. This flash has got to be the most unluckest flash i've ever made. Not ONLY did the copies corrupt all the time, but my stylus pen broke, i got a bad eye infection AND digestive infection, and to top it all off, the main FLA files got a memory leak so bad that i could no longer add anything to it. So after another 4 weeks of assing about, i finally have it ready. And i an't adding no moar! This flash has the most frame by frame i've ever done, about 85% of this movie is, and it damn near killed me too. The file size of the swf got a little too large so i had to go back through and tween things that i could get away with. Shows that doing it all frame by frame isn't as possible as i thought. I had to cut it short at the end due to file size limits, as well as pushing flash to its own limitations, so apologise for that. ANYWHO i'll leave you to sit back and watch what i've been working on for the past month and a smidgen. I dunno if i've forgotten anything, if i have ah well. I'm done with it! Critiques on animation are welcome! Ah must improveeee Till next time Newgrounds! *Music can be found at <a href="http://www.freeplaymusic.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.freeplaymusic.com</a>* *To see my other stuff, click the buttons in the preloader*

CW: Down to earth Pt1

Our sweet innocent flower has been drafted to the army and has some trouble coping

[Edit] Front paged only 6 hours after it was submitted!? Thanks so much Tom! That was beyond unexpected. It's because I used your picture isn't it ;) ------------------------- Our beloved Yotam has been drafted by the army for military service. I wanted to make a tribute to how we can only assume his first couple weeks will pan out. 
A short movie, but hopefully worth a small laugh or too. I used Yotam's own Breakfast song. 
Then a slowed down/repeated piece of the intro to Still Feel Nothing by Gob. 
And last of all the hardcore, Boy Meets World War III by Endwell I even stole some small clips from Yotam's "Birthday 18" so that I could have his own, actual musical voice present in the movie. Best of luck to you during your service Mr. Perel!

LazyMuffin Gets Drafted

Two idiot friends engage in surreal misadventures filled with beer, mayhem, and whaling.

EDIT: THE NEW ONE IS HERE WATCH IT NAO My friend Justin and I decided to make a cartoon filled with heart, wit, and depth; a masterpiece of animation and writing that would be remembered for centuries to come. But then we got bored and made this instead. Justin had the idea to make a cartoon featuring loose (very loose) caricatures of ourselves doing utterly strange things for no reason whatsoever other then "sounds fun". He motivated my lazy ass to keep working on it even when the project started becoming dull to me, and I thank him for it, because it really feels great to have finished something. But anyhoo... Chances are you will watch this cartoon and be incredibly disoriented and confused after it finally ends. That is normal, and it only proves that you have managed to stay sane throughout the whole viewing. But seriously, enjoy. :D

Sean and Justin

Stopmotion skateboarding has never been so silly

The fourth and probally final Silly Stop Skate Mation. 
My mate HOWLI made the music again, sweet deal *Sweetness, thanks for ze frontpage! and if you dont like the voices, do some more complaining cos there not going :P *theres now a button at the start if you want to watch without the sound fx 
Enjoy

SillyStopSkateMation4

I think that was a spaceship crashing, but it might have been an amoeba exploding

[June 7th-13th] 
After a message from Mr. Fulp himself, the collab is now front paged! I've never been front paged for anything I submitted. I have for a few collabs and such, but this was submitted under my name! So thank you so much to Tom, and to all the supports. Means a lot, and glad to see some extra exposure for the collab and its participants :) [June 4th] 
I'm pissed off at my own idiocy! I just realized that after all the work I put into this, I never gave it a preloader!!!! How many people watched it, all they saw was a white screen while it was loading, voted 0 and moved on!? Although it is frustrating beyond belief, I can't live in the past. Atleast it's fixed now. Ugh... ------------------------- "Did You Hear That?" is a collaboration of sound and animation from 10 talented artists here on Newgrounds. All participants in this collab were hand selected by me, Goat-Man. All activities in this collab were conducted through privatemessages. Meaning members had no interaction with each other, and never knew who they were working with. Each member was told to hand in one random sound effect.The sound was allowed to be anything that they wanted. I took all handed in sound effects, and organized them into a random order. Each member was given this compiled sound file, and weren't allowed to change it in any way. Since there were no interactions between members, each animation came out 100% different because they were unable to take ideas from one another. The name "Did You Hear That?" came from the idea that each sound effect was interpreted differently. So each member heard and invisioned a different scene than the others. This is actually the first time that members in the collab will be able to see everyone that they worked with throughout the project. But, that was really just me being a tease more than anything :P Thank you so much to the members for your hard work and efforts. 
This was a blast to work on, and I loved organizing it! 
I hope you all love how it turned out as much as I do.

Did You Hear That?

The Ultimate Orgy has been rereleased to celebrate NSFW Comix turning 4!

NSFW Comix's parody hit, The Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality, has been rereleased to celebrate NSFW Comix turning four years old and making 200 updates of comics and/or animations. For your pleasure, this version of the Ultimate Orgy has been DIGITALLY ENHANCED with visual and audio censorship so that you can now share it with your whole family - even Grandma. View the original in all its shamefully shameless glory here:

The Ultimate Beeeeeep

It Would Have Been Funny If: This happened at the Inauguration of Barack Obama.

FRONT PAGE!!!! You guys rock! This is the first episode in my first political series called "It Would Have Been Funny If" If you watched the inauguration on tuesday you should get a laugh out of this. I Wanted to have it out sooner but with the new baby in the house animating time has been cut out a little. Watch, enjoy, vote, and make sure you check out my other stuff as well. -Jon 
<a href="http://appsro.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">appsro.com</a> NOTE: I have no political affiliation. I make fun of everyone. :)

Obama's Inauguration

Jesus has been ressurected into a cartoon dog. His name is Alfred, and now you shall all worship him. So Alfred is basically Jesus in the new form - he came back, and he came back in the form of a cartoon dog. And his name is Alfred. 
So he commands you to spread him around the internet! So, spread him around the internet, and tell your friends, and post on forums. Because he is Jesus, and you will do it for him. He is also superior. So he commands you to post him in forums or else you will be damned to hell. 
I mean but plus like its a really kool show so like people should see it 
k bye! 
~alfred, savior. 
ps. Also i'm gonna take over tha INternet LOLZZ LOLZ PEACE! 
edit: LOLZ LOL Z FRONT PAGE I TAKING OVER INTNERTRT!!!! INTERNET shall be mine but seriously folks, this pile of shit is on the Front. I suppose you cannot explain it any other way, i mean, really give me an explanation - it just is, divine intervention. It really is. On my part. Because i did it bbecause im god. Jesus. See I mean how else i mean really, how else. How else? So just relaly then, vote for me, and worship me, because really there's just proof there. i mean how else could this get on the front of the internet. i mean really folks. i mean, . .. . Okay so this is like the water turning into fucking wine you saw it right in front of you, watthefuck, there's the proof, so just fucking worship me. i mean really its for your own benifit. 
Hail alfred, god blesss, peace be with you i'm also satan.