this is my first flash animation! I'll probably improve some later

DIVISION

Alfred Alfer leaves his decaying, degenerate reality behind and memes his way into Pixelated Immortality, achieving the power and love he's always craved. Join Alfred Alfer, Muammar Gaddafi, Pepe, Spurdo, Ben Garrison, Moonman, Donald Trump, and Alfred's Ultra-Fashy Alter Personality, Dictator Alfred, in the most high-energy segment of the Alfred Alfer Movie Yet! Featuring the Sublime Score of Johann Sebastian Bach and Sound Effects from MDE's James Price.

The Ascent of Alfred

Alfred Alfer is back in a Sexy Self-Mutilating Song n Dance Routine to Frank Ifield's Heavenly Anthem, "I Remember You!" Performed by Emily Youcis. 
Want to be a Producer of the Alfred Alfer here? Donate NOW at <a href="http://patreon.com/emilyyoucis" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">patreon.com/emilyyoucis</a> !! 
Buy the Alfred Alfer Mixtape directly from Me by emailing <a href="mailto:alfredalfer77@gmail.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">alfredalfer77@gmail.com</a> 
Assistant Inbetweens 1:10-1:20 by Tristan Zammit

Schoolgirl Alfred: "I Remember You"

Alfred's Back and Better Rendered than Ever

The next long awaited segment to the Alfred Alfer Movie is finally here!! 
Exhausted and depressed from a manic, drug-feuled romp of necrophelia, Alfred drags himself (and a body) back to the only Home he knows - The Playhouse. 
Previous segments: 
Alfred's Big Suprise: <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/611433">http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/611433</a> 
Dead Girl Strip Club: 
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/617326">http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/617326</a> 
G. G. Alfred: 
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/631192">http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/631192</a> Watch the Trailer HERE!: 
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/641221">http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/641221</a> 
If you wanna be a producer of the ALfred Alfer Movie, Donate here!: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/emilyyoucis" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">http://www.patreon.com/emilyyoucis</a> <a href="http://www.emily-youcis.tumblr.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">http://www.emily-youcis.tumblr.com/</a> 
<a href="https://www.twitter.com/Emily_Youcis" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.twitter.com/Emily_Youcis</a> 
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/user/EmilyYoucis" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.youtube.com/user/EmilyYoucis</a> Voiceactors: 
<a href="http://youtube.com/totallytristan" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">http://youtube.com/totallytristan</a> 
<a href="http://youtube.com/goombowser" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">http://youtube.com/goombowser</a> 
<a href="http://youtube.com/silvermaniashow" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">http://youtube.com/silvermaniashow</a> 
<a href="http://twitter.com/DukeLovesUYou" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">http://twitter.com/DukeLovesUYou</a> 
<a href="http://youtube.com/fetusbabe" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">http://youtube.com/fetusbabe</a> 
<a href="http://youtube.com/flikkernicht" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">http://youtube.com/flikkernicht</a>

Return to the Playhouse

Picking off from where we left Alfred at the end of Dead Girl Strip Club, our beloved Christ Dog takes his bag and shovel and leads us on a musical journey down the rabbithole of his necropheliac fantasies. 
If you get easily offended by Dog Cock, Necroporn , Outlaw Scumfucks, or loud shreiking noises, this video is not for you. 
Featuring Emily Pukis and the Vagrants performing G. G. Allin's Fuck the Dead. 
From the Alfred Alfer Movie

G. G. Alfred

Need I say anything more? 
Well just for you people who will be severely dissapointed in me after I promised another clip of the ALfred Alfer film 2013 - The premise of that movie, or one of them, is that Alfred is a Corrupt internet porn star who takes over the whole industry by raping other pepole's characters in a slew of pandering bullshit. This mess of parody pandering travesty is the manefestation of Dictator Pickles if you will, as Alfred plugs himself into the computer and corrupts through the pixel world as he gains cash and views. Beleive me or beleive I am merely giving in to the stream of bullshit for views - either way it is in the movie. Dont worry folks a legit necrophile scene is currently being animated as well, I just needed to release this before none of the fickle audience gives two shits about the game grumps anymore.

Game Grumps Porn

Freshly abandoned, our hero Pup Alfred wanders through the land of the exiled dead . Where he comes upon a Dead People Bar/Strip CluB! What else? Parched of thirst from the ghetto desert , Alfred takes the Drunknegromellon's advice and cures his broken heart with hard liquor. But at the last moment of hope, can an Electricuted Corpse Girl powered by a Masturbating Grim Reaper save Poor Alfred's Life? This is the second completed clip from the Alfred Alfer movie. It wil be released in multiple parts on Newgrounds.com as they are finished. Also thank you sooo much to MindChamber for stitching this together for me!! IF it wasnt for you and your outdanted version of swiff this quaility carton might not be Herrr! THankss!!!

Dead Girl Strip Club

GUIIISE, FRIENDS OF /f/&lt; I GOT WRONGFULLY BANNED FROM 4cHAN PERMANENTELY!! FOREVER!!! if someone could reset my IP i would be much appreciate. I KNOW ITS CUZ i have a mod hater, because it was for the post: "fyyyAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! 
!!" thats just immature, mods!! So friend oon /f/, if ur sad im not there, its cuz ive been banned permanent. IF YALL CAN HALP me with my IP i would be forever grateful. THNNNNNNNSKKKKK S Foooo watchin!! The first completed clip from the Alfred Alfer Movie, to be released non-sequentially (cuz thats how I do) over the next 2- 3 years, on <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com">newgrounds.com</a>. When it's finished, it will be reordered as per my brain sees fit and released fully across the internet. It will be the first animated music video musical ever. I've been writing it since I was 17, right after Alfred's Playhouse - Finally it is Commencing. Stay Tuned, Folkls!

Alfred's Big Suprise

Dark Knight Rises in 60 seconds.

Dark Knight Rises [TS]

A couple years ago, Jesus was ressurected into the form of an Outlaw Scumfuc named G G Allin. 
Now, G G Allin and Jesus have both been ressurected again, in the form of a cartoon Dog named Alfred Alfer. 
And Now, with the Cumming of the Internet, G G Allin's masterpeice "I Wanna Fuck Myself" has never been so relevant! 
Watch one Dog's Isolation turn into sex-drugs-and-rocknroll'd Narcissism! See a 100 percent Real Cartoon Dog stroke himself out of needy sexual frustration! Watch him Please Himself to Please and Serve **!!YOU!!** his horny and adoring audience, each and every Common +1 Vew that sits in his or her lowly and fine computer chair. 
Watch the Lonely and Depraved Beat It as You, Lonely and Depraved, Beat It to Him. 
So, forget about your troubles, whip out those tissues, and blow up all the gorls you can't get - For the Sexual Rock-N-Roll Dog Messiah is Back!

Alfred Fucks Himself

Jesus has been ressurected into a cartoon dog. His name is Alfred, and now you shall all worship him. So Alfred is basically Jesus in the new form - he came back, and he came back in the form of a cartoon dog. And his name is Alfred. 
So he commands you to spread him around the internet! So, spread him around the internet, and tell your friends, and post on forums. Because he is Jesus, and you will do it for him. He is also superior. So he commands you to post him in forums or else you will be damned to hell. 
I mean but plus like its a really kool show so like people should see it 
k bye! 
~alfred, savior. 
ps. Also i'm gonna take over tha INternet LOLZZ LOLZ PEACE! 
edit: LOLZ LOL Z FRONT PAGE I TAKING OVER INTNERTRT!!!! INTERNET shall be mine but seriously folks, this pile of shit is on the Front. I suppose you cannot explain it any other way, i mean, really give me an explanation - it just is, divine intervention. It really is. On my part. Because i did it bbecause im god. Jesus. See I mean how else i mean really, how else. How else? So just relaly then, vote for me, and worship me, because really there's just proof there. i mean how else could this get on the front of the internet. i mean really folks. i mean, . .. . Okay so this is like the water turning into fucking wine you saw it right in front of you, watthefuck, there's the proof, so just fucking worship me. i mean really its for your own benifit. 
Hail alfred, god blesss, peace be with you i'm also satan.

Alfred Christ

This is the conclusion to the Alfred's Playhouse Trilogy. 
Melting into the hole of self-pity from a recent cutting frenzy, Alfred gets comfort from the love of his playhouse friends. And, yet again, the playhouse is not all that it seems - except this time, Alfred notices it. Another 'penetrating' realization involving the eggburts means that Alfred knows too much - and has to get a visit from his alter personality, Dictator Alfred. Will Alfred stay in denial in the ignorant bliss of his playhouse, or will he face his painful reality, the truth? And more importantly, will Dictator Alfred take power over Alfred?

Alfred's Playhouse Pt. 3

This is part 2 of the alfred's playhouse trilogy. 
Warped farther into dillusion from a flashback involving sodomy, Alfred visits his hallucinated friends - miniature mouse people! Yet again however, the playhouse is not all that it seems, and Alfred's secret friends dissociate him even more - and lead him into a cutting frenzy of self-pity and candycanes! Will Alfred fall into the oblivion of the cacoon of self-pity? 
The conclusion will be released tomorrow!

Alfred's Playhouse Pt. 2

The place you can escape to mentally where only silliness is making forced entry

Traumatized? Come to Alfred's Playhouse - the place you can escape to mentally, where only silliness is making forced entry! Alfred, the emotionally-disturbed, Dissociative-Identity-Dis order inflicted dog, sucks you into his fantasy world, created through dissociation to escape from his painful reality. But the Playhouse isn't all that it seems - the fun leads to a penetrating flashback, causing Alfred to spiral further into dillusion - and get a visit from the candyman! 
This is part one of the Trilogy - an around 18 minute episode that should be watched in order, if you want to understand it. Parts two and three will be released in two more consecutive days after this. 
It's whacky denial!

Alfred's Playhouse Pt. 1

*NOW WITH PRELOADER* 
When Alfred Alfer the mentally ill dog gets promoted to manager of Burrito Bell, flashbacks of a neglectful and unloving childhood haunt him and give him an idea - to rule as Dictator. Alfred uses his burnt-out employees as Love Pawns in his sick and twisted desire to fill the emptiness of his childhood and to be loved. Oh yes, did i mention Alfred has Multiple Personality Disorder and he can talk to his dictator alter and that hitler and stalin's souls are stuck in his head for all of eternity and can control him too? this is a full-length episode (7 and a half minutes) and i apologize if the beginning may be a bit slow but trust me - it will speed up.

Rise of Alfred

Alfred isn't gonna let them chop off his balls just yet. . .

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Alfred Gets Fixed

Earth is under attack by the covenant forces. Yes, this has to do with halo even though it doesn't have MasterCheif in it. Use the arrow keys to pause and skip around scenes. 
All copyrighted material belongs to their respected copyright holder. 
Wooooooo, thanks for the front page on HBO louis! 
enjoy.

(halo) The Fall of Earth

The story about the Caveman named Alfred 
Pokingstick, who likes to use his stick made of wood on everything. But one day, he's going to make a big mistake... --------------- 
Special thanks to Krinkles. 
Who gave me some (alot) of inspirations. 
Ever since I saw your movies, I've always wanted to make something like that. Anyway, heres my first try...