BGM is rendition of the instrumental "Desire Dream" from the YouTube channel R3 Music Box, original composition by Jun'ya Ōta (ZUN) Made in Affinity and Cavalry, assets borrowed from Pintrest. No GenAI tools or AI-designed assets were used in the development of this project.

Whimsical Clock

Short loop of the titular Focaccia Showing off her moves.

Focaccia, the formidable game dealer of the notorious medieval resort of Castle Caliburn, heads down to Club Caracala, to try out their newly installed "Dance Dance Centurion" machine, much to the astonishment and rivalrous dismay of the gladiator-dressed attendees. Assets created in Affinity and Photopea, assembled and animated in Cavalry. Song is the Eurobeat track "Don't Let Me Down" by Madison.

(LOOP) Foccacia At Da Club!

Officer Flint got caught up with the cavalry.

Fuck the horny police

When we last saw our "hero", he was trying to negotiate his freedom from the Horsebitch Cavalry.

Cyberen Gets Butt Raped

If you watch this episode and are lost by all the many plot lines going on, I suggest going to my profile

Cyberen Gets AIDS

return to the scene of the crime, but Mordecai Moneystein with a fad wad of bills to spend on morbidly obese

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her weekly ride to the local 711 to buy lottery tickets and urine soaked cigarettes from a rather dodgy

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No reviews?! Wtf? Princess here hoping you're in the mood for some holiday hijinks for the whole dang family with Horsebitch because good golly, it's December already, and the first of the month, which can only mean I am gracing you with my divine presence because its time for a new installment of Newgrounds's favorite spin-off series, The Horsebitch Hijinks! Jessica Anne Churney-Strickland is the Horsebitch, a deadly mercenary formerly employed by the sinister Tennipples Industries. She was once the leader of the dreaded Horsebitch Cavalry, the aptly named Mr. Dr. Prof. Steeley Tennipples's elite band of equestrian femmes fatales! For years, Horsebitch followed Cyberen Broyoshi - the bumbling antihero of the popular, "edutaining" animated series, The Cyberen Sillies - waiting for a moment to strike and kidnap poor Cyberen so that his body could be harvested into a doomsday device for the maniacal Prof. Tennipples. Along the way, however, something unexpected happened: Horsebitch fell in love with Cyberen! She was then forced to play the role of a voluptuous double-agent, constantly staying one gallop ahead of both Cyberen and her insidiously evil employer, with the help of Susie, her wise-cracking horse! After Cyberen's final showdown with Tennipples, the twisted old man was killed, raising the question: What has become of Horsebitch and her cavalry? What wacky situations will they get into adapting to normal, everyday life? This is their story... Episode 9: A One-Horsebitch Open Sleigh! Well, folks, it gets mighty hot down here at Castle Roker in sunny Snoopyville, Florida, so this is my favorite time of year... Unfortunately, I can't say the same for Horsebitch! With the economy how it is today, there's just not a lot of people willing to hire a mercenary group of obese teenage girls who ride horses. Really there never was. Quickly running out of money (it takes a lot of money to feed a horse, and even more to feed a Horsebitch!), what can Horsebitch do to make some cash this holiday season? She decideds it's time to find out! After a very funny montage of Horsebitch trying (and failing) at various holiday inspired prospective career choices with slight criminal twists (the Salvation Army bell-ringer bit is a guaranteed LOL (Laugh Out Loud) moment), Horsebitch gets inspired by a festive billboard in a particularly seedy red light district in the Maritimes and phones her girls to meet up at Boulderwood Stables to be debriefed on Horsebitch's ingenious plan! When they get there, they're surprised to find that their beloved Boulderwood Stables has been cheaply transformed into a rather unconvincing winter Wonderland! Horsebitch, now dressed in Santa Clause attire, tells them her idea to go straight and start a legitimate sleigh ride company with their horses! Oh what fun! Things seem to be going well at first, but let's face it, boys and girls, the once proud and mighty Horsebitch Cavalry is just not cut out for towing around snot-nosed kids and their nauseating whitebread parents who think crap like family sleigh rides is cute. Before long, the girls begin to slip back into their old ways. Will Horsebitch be able to regain control of her cavalry and save her business or will she too give into her uncouth, animal-like instincts? WATCH AND FIND OUT! I love you all! Have a Horsebitchin' holiday season, and be on the lookout for the highly-awaited return of daily Cyberen Sillies! Love, Princess Laucherella

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evening, he is taken by surprise by a terrible beast known as The Headless Horsebitch, the ghost of an obese

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he called for the help of notorious assassin, recurring villain Puta DeCaballo of the Horsebitch Cavalry

Cyberen Gets Whacked!

Faced with the descision of her portly, young life, how will Horsebitch respond to this ugly ultimatum

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Yes, yes, my darling children! Your beady, little, cro-magnon eyes haven't deceived you! It IS I, Her Royal Highness Princess Laucherella! This is my first public appearance in weeks, so it's only natural for you to be wondering: "where has the great and magnanimous Laucherella been, and wherefore am I once again graced by her presence?" Fear not, you lil goofballs, for I shall elucidate: I have been away because (since I love you) I have been writing the script for (drumroll please) a Cyberen Sillies MOVIE! I'm being serious. It's gonna be swell. Honestly, I feel like crap today and I haven't even like eaten or slept in liek 2 days. I totally spaced and was sort of hit with a clusterfulp getting this together, but nothing supersedes my love for Newgrounds and all you little NGgers! Dontcha ever forget it, folks! Anyways, before I say too much for your puny little minds to process, lets get on to what you came to see! That's right - Horsebitch! She's back and horsebitchier than ever, folks! Jessica Anne "Horsebitch" Churney-Strickland is a deadly mercenary employed by the sinister Tennipples Industries. She's the leader of the dreaded Horsebitch Cavalry, the aptly named Mr. Dr. Prof. Steeley Tennipples's elite band of equestrian femmes fatales! For years, Horsebitch has been following Cyberen Broyoshi - the bumbling antihero of the popular, "edutaining" animated series, The Cyberen Sillies - waiting for a moment to strike and kidnap poor Cyberen, so that his body can be harvested into a doomsday device for the maniacal Prof. Tennipples. Along the way, however, something unexpected happened: Horsebitch fell in love with Cyberen! Now she plays the role of a voluptuous double-agent, constantly staying one gallop ahead of both Cyberen and her insidiously evil employer, with the help of Susie, her wise-cracking horse! This is her story... Episode 6: Come off your high, Horsebitch! Jessica AKA Horsebitch, despite being a tender, young 16 years of age, has a long history of pill-popping and has actually been to rehab because of it! Yessiree Bob! She hasn't been since, but as long as she can still run her Cavalry without issue, its not a problem... Or is it? When Horsebitch's inebriation results in the biggest cavalry massacre since the "Charge of the Light Brigade", the other survivors, all of whom are good friends of Horsebitch, hold an intervention and drag her big, white, flabby butt half a league, half a league, half a league to freakin' rehab! Horsebitch leaves rehab a changed person, but will the Horsebitch Cavalry like Horsebitch without the drugs? I mean, she's bad enough when she's doped up! Get ready for the kind of fun and adventure only Princess Laucherella can deliver! &lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3

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Now she plays the role of a voluptuous double-agent, constantly staying one gallop ahead of both Cyberen

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To whom it may concern: As this flash is purely a work of parody, it is protected by the First Amendment as ruled by the Supreme Court in 1988. <a href="http://1stam.umn.edu/arch" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://1stam.umn.edu/arch</a> ive/classic/speech/485us4 6.pdf -Ella Hey, folks! Its me, Princess! Yesterday I looked and was quite surprised to find that two of my favorite Sillies had been deleted for unknown reasons. I am resubmitting today, so make note that this is NOT in order, and, in fact, belongs right after "Cyberen Makes a Porno (<a href="http://www.newgrounds.co" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://www.newgrounds.co</a> m/portal/view/478039)". In exchange for saving Cyberen from the Horsebitch Cavalry in <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com">http://www.newgrounds.com</a> /portal/view/477816, the KKK demanded that he star in a series of pornographic movies for their local film studio. Cyberen has now become the hottest rising star in the adult film industry (his films can all be seen in <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com">http://www.newgrounds.com</a> /portal/view/478039, if you somehow missed this Cyberen-spectacular), but he is still *butt*-deep in debt. "And what better way is there to unbury one butt than with another?", says Greg Hauptner, the sleazy, mullet-sporting, talentless hack who owns the second-rate nazi film studio (and he's dang proud of it, too!). YES, CHILDREN. GREG HAUPTNER WANTS CYBEREN TO ENGAGE IN SODOMY. THE GOOD FOLKS AT THE CYBEREN SILLIES WOULD LIKE TO EXPLICITLY STATE THAT THIS IS A SIN. IF YOU ENGAGE IN SODOMY, YOU ARE GOING TO GO TO HELL UNLESS YOU REPENT TO JESUS CHRIST (WHO LOVES YOU, BTW). Greg Hauptner himself has engaged in all manners of sexual perversions, and unfortunately does NOT share our point of view. Cyberen is left with no choice but to obey (since this is a family cartoon though, I've added a ballet sequence with dancing hippos over the more obscene parts of this episode, as well as tastefully obscuring "certain body parts". Just when it looks like Cyberen is going to have to unlock his own back door, the catering arrives! The clever Cyberen sees this as a means to escape. Can Cyberen slip away from Greg Hauptner's set, knock out a guard with the sweet moves Steven Segal taught him last season, take his uniform, all in time for delicious desserts, or will the only fudge in this story be Cyberen's... GETTING PACKED :-O! Watch and find out! w/ love, Ella ;-)

Cyberen Packs Some Fudge

I know you've all been waiting! Here it is - the fourth chapter in the epic saga that is the Horsebitch Hijinks! Jessica Anne "Horsebitch" Churney-Strickland is a deadly assassin employed by the sinister Tennipples Industries. She's the leader of the dreaded Horsebitch Cavalry, the aptly named Dr. Steeley Tennipples's elite band of equestrian femmes fatales! For years, Horsebitch has been following Cyberen Broyoshi - the bumbling antihero of the popular, "edutaining" animated series, The Cyberen Sillies - waiting for a moment to strike and kidnap poor Cyberen, so that his body can be harvested into a doomsday device for the maniacal Dr. Tennipples. Along the way, however, something unexpected happened: Horsebitch fell in love with Cyberen! Now she plays the role of a voluptuous double-agent, constantly staying one gallop ahead of both Cyberen and her evil employer, with the help of Susie, her wise-cracking horse! This is her story... Episode 4: Son of a Horsebitch! After bailing Cyberen (but not Jhonen Vasquez) out of Vietnam yesterday, Horsebitch drops a bomb on Cyberen: she's pregnant! Of couse, this is all a clever April Fool's Day ruse, but Cyberen doesn't know this and takes her VERY seriously. As payback for saving his pathetic excuse for a life on countless occasions, Cyberen takes it upon himself to find out who the father is! As it would turn out, Horsebitch has an extremely long list of sexual partners, most of whom she doesn't even know. Horsebitch leads Cyberen along through the slummiest parts of Nova Scotia checking names off a list for several hours before telling Cyberen that HE is the father! Can Susie the wisecrackin' horse carry Horsebitch fast enough to stop Cyberen (still unaware he is being punk'd) from commiting suicide? Watch and find out! Have a Horsebitchin' night, folks! I love you! Princess Laucherella &lt;3

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We faded to the credits as Puta rode off into the horizon.

Cyberen & the Brain

Although hate crimes have never been more humorous, this might be too graphic for my younger fans.

Cyberen History X

At the end of last episode (<a href="http://www.newgrounds.co" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://www.newgrounds.co</a> m/portal/view/477605), Cyberen got caught with his questionably short shorts down and his penis inserted into a dismantled electrical socket by the evil cook, Mary Hands! If you haven't watched the beginning of this story arc, I suggest you do so now or that first sentence'll probably sound real weird! Fortunately, she is unaware of the important distress signal he sent out using his bionic nipple (for details on how he got this nipple, please see <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com">http://www.newgrounds.com</a> /portal/view/470864). All Cyberen can do is hand himself over like the little sissy he is, and hope someone gets his message before Mary takes him back to Raoul Pupeshitz and Mr. Hands to be eaten (oh, those wacky cannibals). Just in the nick of time, Pupeshitz's Deli is stormed! That clippidy-clop of hooves can only mean one thing in the sleepy town of Alamosa: THE HORSEBITCH CAVALRY! Cyberen is still unsure whether the mysterious Horsebitch is a friend or foe, but he knows the Cavalry's sinister master, one Dr. Steely Tennipples, wants to capture Cyberen alive to conduct research on him. His only safe bet is to run like heck while Pupeshitz and his cannibalistic cooking staff are distracted by the attack! But where can he go? He can't go to Constable Cocksbury, as he is supposed to still be under house-arrest after being taken to the station for vigorously masturbating in public in broad daylight earlier this week (as seen in <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com">http://www.newgrounds.com</a> /portal/view/477354). He wanted to put this part of his life behind him, but there's one group that just might still help him! "Who could that be, Lauch," you ask? Watch and find out! PS: Don't forget to send Cyberen a quick lil "get well soon" PM at <a href="http://cyberen.newgrounds" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://cyberen.newgrounds</a> .com, as he's still recovering from a left mastectomy. Thx, Princess Laucherella &lt;3

23 Skidoo, Cyberen!

Music is "Stop The Cavalry" by Jona Lewie

*Edit--shortlisted for the finals for young irish filmaker's

Christmas Night

El Cinco de Mayo ("The Fifth of May" in Spanish) is a national celebration in Mexico. It commemorates the victory of Mexican forces led by General Ignacio Zaragoza over the French expeditionary forces…

GG - CINCODEMAYO!

DEUS EX MACHINA is competing for the best animation short made for the internet at Ottawa International Animation Festival 2004. (<a href="http://www.awn.com/ottawa/prog_newmedia.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://www.awn.com/ottawa/prog_newmedia.html</a>) ------------------------ 
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"In some ancient Greek drama, an apparently insoluble crisis was solved by the intervention of a god, often brought on stage by an elaborate piece of equipment. This "god from the machine" was literally a deus ex machina. 
Few modern works feature deities suspended by wires from the ceiling, but the term deus ex machina is still used for cases where an author uses some improbable (and often clumsy) plot device to work his or her way out of a difficult situation. When the cavalry comes charging over the hill or when the impoverished hero is relieved by an unexpected inheritance, it's often called a deus ex machina." From the Guide to Literary Terms by Jack Lynch.