A waffle machine gradually realizes that it will forever be alone.

I made this 9 days back, mainly on my 3ds, and also using my phone camera. The eyelids are made of playdough, and I also made and sang the song. Lyrics: I'm a waffle machineInvention of family cuisineI am aSweet little thingMy product, I meanStill, hope to be seen As a waffle machineI think it's a wonderful day!Not used in any wayI am meant to stayIn store as they say I'm a waffle machineIn spite of them forgetting meI am aRotten old thingDon't feel like workingThere's no use to sing I am losing my mindWas I really out of line?Whatever it beNot able to see,I will wither hereAlone as me (You're right, there *is* an earthbound reference in the song.)

I'm a Waffle Machine

an attempt at animating musici think it went quite well music by Ruby My Dear:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvOwxI4kft8" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvOwxI4kft8</a> this animation took me 5 months to makenot because it was hardbut i just kind of forgot about it for 5 straight months and i decided to finally finish itid say it payed off, kind of? this thing is also very wachable on le tube:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSmRSOB16CA" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSmRSOB16CA</a>

Beaucoup faire la cuisine

Yes, Chef Freddy! One boyfriend burger, coming right up!

<a href="https://pukebomb.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@PukeBomb</a> presents...FIVE NIGHTS FUNKIN' AT THE MENU Nestled amidst the opulent heart of Detroit, our quintessential gastronomic establishment epitomizes the very zenith of epicurean refinement and exclusivity. Welcome to "Five Courses at Freddy's," a culinary sanctuary where discerning palates are transported to a realm of unparalleled decadence. As you step through our gilded entrance, prepare to embark on an odyssey of sensory delight. The ambiance, meticulously crafted to ensnare the senses, bathes you in a warm, incandescent glow of opulent crystal chandeliers and plush velvet upholstery, all meticulously chosen to evoke the aura of a bygone era of sophistication and animatronic mascot pizza chains. Our team of pedigreed sommeliers curate a wine list of unsurpassed grandeur that is absolutely not children's blood, featuring vintages that have been meticulously sourced from the world's most exclusive vineyards, each bottle poised to complement your journey to perfection. Every dish that graces our tables is a masterpiece, conceived by a coterie of four culinary virtuosos who employ avant-garde techniques to elevate ingredients to their zenith. Delight in the ethereal dance of flavors and textures as you savor the subtlety of saffron-infused velouté and the symphony of sensations that only the most elusive truffle can impart. Our impossibly attentive and impeccably naked staff, trained in the hallowed halls of hospitality, anticipate your every need, embodying a level of service so flawless that it feels almost telepathic. At "Five Courses At Freddy's," we have eschewed mere dining in favor of a transcendent epicurean sojourn, an unrivaled culinary opera that titillates the senses, captivates the soul, and leaves an indelible mark upon the very essence of your being. A five-star experience? That is but a humble understatement for our unparalleled bastion of haute cuisine (frozen pizza). FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN' FREDDY BONNIE CHICA FOXY FNAF MEETS BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND SKID PUMP PICO NENE DARNELL SPOOKY MONTH ILL WILL PRESS FOAMY THE SQUIRREL HIGH EFFORT ANIMATION SKIBIDI TOILET MR BEAST MEATCANYON EGORAPTOR GAME GRUMPS NINJA SEX PARTY DREAM DADDY JONTRON PUNCH H3H3 OLIVER TREE JOE BIDEN HUNTER BIDEN DONALD TRUMP EATING AT THE MENU Credits<a href="https://pukebomb.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@PukeBomb</a>Writing &amp; Animation - <a href="https://septicsebi.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@SepticSebi</a> / <a href="https://nattosumi.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@Nattosumi</a>3D Animation - <a href="https://bro-son.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@Bro-son</a>Backgrounds - <a href="https://dakieattackie.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@dakieattackie</a>SFX, Editing - <a href="https://nicksenny.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@NickSenny</a> VoicesBonnie - <a href="https://nattosumi.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@Nattosumi</a>Girlfriend - <a href="https://nattosumi.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@Nattosumi</a>Pico - <a href="https://nattosumi.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@Nattosumi</a>Nene - ChippyDarnell - <a href="https://thatjohnnyguy.newgrounds.com/news/post/1389140" rel="nofollow">Duggie</a>Freddy - <a href="https://nattosumi.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@Nattosumi</a>Foamy - <a href="https://bro-son.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@Bro-son</a>Boyfriend - <a href="https://papalegba.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@PapaLegba</a>Chica - <a href="https://nicksenny.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@NickSenny</a> Music"<a href="https://nobeyone.bandcamp.com/track/lightning-fingers" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Lightning Fingers</a>" from "<a href="https://nobeyone.bandcamp.com/album/wizard-music-ep" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Wizard Music EP</a>" - <a href="https://nobeyone.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@NobeyOne</a> <a href="https://www.patreon.com/PukeBomb" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">You can support PukeBomb on Patreon to become a "PukePatron" or "PukePal."</a><a href="https://www.patreon.com/PukeBomb" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">We supply behind the scenes images / videos / concepts / updates of our works in progress.</a>The "PukePatron" tier gets you the above posts and a thank you in the video description, but update to be a "PukePal" and be forever etched in history within the actual video's credits. Our Loyal PukePals:Alexanne Marousis

Five Nights FUNKIN' At The Menu

The cast encounters strange and unexplained events that hurl them into a 5th dimension!

Whilst on the set of a failed yet revived 80s talk show, the cast encounters strange and unexplained events that hurl them into a 5th dimension...and oh yes, they watch a broadcast on French Cuisine, starring Julia Child.

In Velvet Pants - The Twilight Zone - S2 E1

A dapper fast food reviewer gives a new meaning to running on empty!

Reviewbrah Tries New Karl’s Jr Chicken (It’s Bad) Have a hankering for a crispy, herbal, fiery YET savory sweet chunk o' fried cuisine? Slam down your book, butter your biscuits, and pull out your wallet, because I have just the tiny treat for you. SEARCH NO FURTHER... as today we will be reviewing Karl's Jr's nationwide sensational "Bucket of Fried Chicken™." Is it worth the hype? I will need to search deep within my inner-bowels to make the ultimate decision: Is it the best item I've ever had? Or will I be in for a bit of a immeasurable disappointment... At least it won't be my day that is ruined.Find out who suffers in today's review!Hit it. Credits <a href="https://pukebomb.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@PukeBomb</a>'s Entry Into the <a href="https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1511148">2022 Halloween Spooktacular</a>Writing, Animation, Backgrounds - <a href="https://nattosumi.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@Nattosumi</a>SFX, Editing - <a href="https://nicksenny.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@NickSenny</a>Assistant Color Separator - <a href="https://thelemonman99.newgrounds.com/" rel="nofollow">@TheLemonMan99</a>Voice - <a href="https://bro-son.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@Bro-son</a> Inspiration <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritz_Lang" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Fritz Lang</a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F._W._Murnau" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">F. W. Murnau</a><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cabinet_of_Dr._Caligari" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari</a><a href="https://antonm.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@AntonM</a><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeR0n8d3ShTn_yrMhpwyE1Q" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">TheReportOfTheWeek</a> <img src="https://uploads.ungrounded.net/tmp/img/777000/iu_777713_9997125.webp" width="764" height="762" alt="iu_777713_9997125.webp" data-smart-scale="764,762"> Special Thanks to <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeR0n8d3ShTn_yrMhpwyE1Q" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">TheReportOfTheWeek</a> aka "Reviewbrah"John hosts a live shortwave radio broadcast on... FRIDAY12 PM EDT - 9670 kHz - Europe SATURDAY3 AM EDT - 1300 AM - Nashville, TN6 PM EDT - 6115 kHz - N. America9 PM EDT - 1490 AM - Knoxville, TN He could use your help with funding the show, as broadcasting prices continually increase.<a href="http://www.patreon.com/TheReportOfTheWeek" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Consider supporting him on Patreon.</a> <a href="https://www.patreon.com/PukeBomb" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">You can also support PukeBomb on Patreon to become a "PukePatron" or "PukePal."</a><a href="https://www.patreon.com/PukeBomb" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">We supply behind the scenes images / videos / concepts / updates of our works in progress.</a>The "PukePatron" tier gets you the above posts and a thank you in the video description, but update to be a "PukePal" and be forever etched in history within the actual video's credits. Our Loyal PukePals:Alexanne Marousis <img src="https://uploads.ungrounded.net/tmp/img/778000/iu_778414_9997125.webp" width="764" height="1358" alt="iu_778414_9997125.webp" data-smart-scale="764,1358">

Reviewbrah Tries New Karl’s Jr Chicken (It’s Bad)

The history behind disgusting scandinavian food

Yes, they eat this stuff. YT: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V_Ksc4Mz2Y" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V_Ksc4Mz2Y</a>

Norwegian holiday cuisine

Man Eats Cereal

Stuck in an endless routine, a popular chef must re-discover the joy in his work.

Stuck in an endless routine, a popular chef must re-discover the joy in his work. There was chef who was quite renownedThroughout the world all aroundKnown for a certain special recipeWhich was loved by all to such a degreeThat he never again a devised new mealIt was prepared over and over like an endless wheelThen at last, disaster struckHis great success had run amokFor no memory or recollection came to mindOf the great recipe he had designedTo search for the remembrance he lostInto his own consciousness he was tossedIntent on his activityWalking past his own creativityCovered in cranial cobwebs all aroundLike some sort of thinking moundHe looked around neurons and edgesHe walked right across intellectual ledgesTraversing his own gray matterHearing his heart pitter patterAfter hours that seemed like daysThe Chef stopped in a dazeCrying out in complete despairFor his brain's memory was in total disrepairHowever out from shadows a mysterious figure was revealedThe sight of which caused the Chef to yieldGazing across at his own doubleHe feared a great troubleAnd fled over the treacherous mindscapeUntil he reached a point of no escapeGlancing back at the pursuer in frustrationThe Chef came to a realizationThat doppelganger was none other than his subconscious personifiedThere was no reason to be terrifiedReaching out to his inner mind through a glowThe Chef recalled memories lost long agoHe remembered creating that dish for the first timeAs a young chef in his primeHe could create it from scratch once moreThat thought opened a mental doorThrough which he released his ingenuityStill with some anxietyHe made a new dish to rival the oldOne which was greater or so I've been toldPerhaps the previous would remain stuck in the his mindAt a spot that the Chef could never findBut that was a worry that he rejectedFor the Chef found something he had neglected

Mental Cuisine

A song/animation about a little gyoza in a crazy world.

"Gyoza"

An Introduction To African Food And Culture

African Cuisine

Here is my entry for the Bad Dream Jam, a soulful slice of lucid cooking to put your mind at ease. Too bad fresh dreams have a short shelf life. I got a late start on this project, and it sure shows, but it feels good to have done some more animating after a long break. I also finally found a good use for one of my old unfinished compositions, so hey, two birds..

Dream Cuisine (Bad Dream Jam)

A fine dinin class brought to you by 3 time Masterchef Australia winner Paula Deen's son

Based on a twitch stream by alsojakob of cow chop renown

Fine Dinin Italian Cuisine

An epic saga of one man who dared to create a brand new cuisine.

Frumplings

Tom Mollison's classic comic "Italian Cuisine" comes to life in this animated classic!

Back in junior high me and my friend Tom Mollison made webcomics together. My own comic, "Circle Inc." was terrible compared to his masterpiece of humor, "Italian Cuisine". In my college Introduction to Flash class I decided to recreate his art in the form of this animated short. Ladies and gentlemen, they're lean, they're mean, they're Italian Cuisine! -Derrick Brillhart

Italian Cuisine

This is Chinese restraunt man. The idea came to me during math class. I was bored today so I started drawing on my desk. Then I said to myself, "Holy shit, I have just created the best series ever." so I started drawing more and more until I had a stack of them. Chinese Restraunt Man delivers wanton soup, eggrolls, and more chinese quisine. Please 5 this lol.

Chinese Restraunt Man EP1

A strange occurance, and the people who saw it.

Click on the Cieling Fan to begin. A very quick, simple Flash animation I did at the request of a few friends in honor of a random and grisly thought that occured to us while eating some Asian-Fusion cuisine in Manhattan on Halloween. She's black and white, no greyscale, has a dash of dry morbid humor, a 1930's soundtrack, and is the first in a series of disturbing thoughts that occured to us that day... By no means a terribly beauiful or skillfull flash, just a simple explaination, complete with labels for clarity. She's all about the buildup, that kind of sick humor where you definitley know whats going to happen, but when it does, you feel strangely confused at creepy and awkward silence which follows. Perhaps if this one goes well, the more disturbing and freakish ideas that stemmed from this conversational origin point might be put down a bit more seriously and with good old classic keyframed animation, none of that tweening stuff.

Quandry No. 1

What happens when Sonic meets Final Fantasy X's lovable Ronso! Who's quisine reigns supreme? *Update: My god! it never got blammed! Yes! Thanks to all who voted 2 or more* *10/22/03 it's never gonna get blammed! mwahahaha*