Robert finds himself between a rock and a hard place.

I made this over the last 10 hours. It was my only day off from work and I have been talking back and forth with Fisher Price over a new position. Anyways, they wanted to see some animation work but much of it was vulgar. (I don't know why I made such vulgar material in college. NOT good for the job industry!) So I made this today. It's short, because I spent 10 hours on it. Anyways, hopefully you'll see it for what it is : An innovative cover letter to my resume!

Epic Cover Letter

R &amp; J's Weekly Challenge #3. This weeks theme - "From the Sky." My interpretation ensues.

Frum the Sky

Bozo the Clown waltzes through town one lovely evening.

R &amp; J's Weekly Challenge #2 - Theme - Bozo the clown Jason's Submission is below. Enjoy! <a href="http://www.youtube.com/wa" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/wa</a> tch?v=4Q7eZvifO8E

7-11 Robbery

My friend and I wanted to motivate each other to make cartoons frequently, so we came up with "Rob and Jay's Biweekly Challenge!" Basically, we work a ton but gave each other a deadline of two weeks to make SOMETHING based on a theme. This weeks theme was "Gymnastic Accidents." Enjoy!

Olympic Accidents

A young man recounts a memory of a laughing idiot he found unacceptable.

Death to DoughBoy

I bought a wacom tablet and wanted to try some frame by frame. This is, unfortunately, what has turned out from that experience.

Pillsbury Pleasures

Well.... I was super bored, and I started drinking by myself because my girlfriend was at work. I made this while I waited for her. It took about an hour, and I'm really ashamed of it. That's why I po…

Phosphorous Man

Um... 
I'm doing this art show for the University at Buffalo. It's about a sinner who hates clowns, and he confesses to a priest that he murders a clown at a kid's party, then proceeds to f**k it's rotting cadaver. The "sin" was the worst possible thing I could think of. Murder, followed by sexual disrespect. It's actually a comedy... but it's Metal influenced. This is a small piece of animation that I thought was diabolical enough to save forever. Also, the ENTIRE flash is a bit too big for NG. It's super high quality sound in the DVD, so I can't even fit it unless I drop the quality...I don't want to.

Clown Cadaver

Father Richard : Payback Coming to University at Buffalo's Center for the Arts. 
November 5th Created from the mind of Robert Rzeznik. (( Just an ad for an upcoming show. ))

He's Coming

Sundays with Dad

My submission for the SF Collab didn't make it, so I thought I'd submit it to the portal anyways. I know it's short, but it's because it was for the collab itself.

I was going to have a different end…

Street Fighter: Guile!

Mario has learned how to ActionScript 3.0 to make art!

** EDIT ** OK, for those of you who "don't get it." To create an ever evolving background, the code, or actionScript, is going through a loop. it repeats over and over, redrawing shapes in various random colors. It never ends, yet it is ever changing. It repeats a pattern. To put it as basic as possible - Go take some mushrooms and watch the center of the hole for like...5 minutes. IT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. This is a process art using ActionScript 3.0. I wanted to make a loop that was completely algorithmic (to demonstrate intellectual superiority, of course.... j/k) Programming can make some very interesting works, and exploring this is a great way to create art pieces. Make algorithmic art! 
AND PLEASE don't vote based on length, or humor...vote based on the CODE which was used to make this :)

ActionScripted Mario

Well... I was raised Catholic. I'm not so much a practicing Catholic nowadays. I always felt like the religion was so fire and brimstone, when life is already so messed up. This creation was thought of one day while driving to college after hearing a morning radio show's discussion on religion. I thought Father Richard would make for some funny cartoons, and I really wanted to practice my voice acting. This is mostly for that, although creating this helped me learn some new animation techniques. I just need to get better at both, but if people like this enough, I'll certainly make more :)! If I had a wacom tablet, the art would succeed a bit more...I drew it all with a mouse and my right hand...and I'm left handed :( Enjoy please, and if you're offended...well I guess that's sort of the point

Father Richard - Ep. I

I was given Flash last week by a friend. School is out and if I didn't have something to make an animation with I would have gone nuts. Usually I make stuff with After Effects, or with MAX/MSP/JITTER. Installation stuff, or movies. 
In either case, I got bored two days ago and I started drawing Elmo. I don't have a wacom tablet, and I'm left handed. But using the mouse in my right hand freed me from any real style constraints. I had to relearn how to do everything. It was liberating. I made a still image in Flash and I animated it. I didn't spend a long time on the animation, but drawing Elmo took like 6 hours. It's kind of short and retarded, but I just wanted to submit SOMETHING to Newgrounds considering I come here all the time. This is my first submission. Just a short 2 day project. Credits to Koji98, Lorens444 and snayk from the Audio Portal. I used your music and it is awesome :)