This is Sheeva's first defeat.I knoow, I know ... but sometimes heroes (?) have to struggle and experience defeat on their journey.It was a humiliating defeat and a bittersweet (??) taste we will all remember on July 10th's public release. Early Access on <a href="https://www.patreon.com/kamadevasfm" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Patreon </a>&amp; <a href="https://subscribestar.adult/kamadevasfm" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Subscribestar</a>Every support helps me creating more defeat fantasy animations in times videogames enforce flawless perfect bland hero protagonists. We all know the depth of villians and the struggle of a champion makes the art interesting. Im here to brainstorm in that grey area of seduction and sweet defeat. Voice CastSkarlet <a href="https://x.com/MimiHung_VO" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">MimiHung_VO</a>Sheeva <a href="https://x.com/ChloeAngelVA" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">ChloeAngelVA</a>Announcer <a href="https://x.com/TemptyVA" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">TemptyVA</a>

Skarlet VS Sheeva - Finish Her ! 4min | Trailer

Just straight up drives off that titular cliff.

He's back with another installment! The great Mr. Dummy demonstrates a flawless, almost majestic drive right off a cliff into the depths below. If you ever wanted to flex to your friends, then this is for you![Do not attempt this stunt unless you are a crash test dummy] SOCIALSSSYouTube: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@scottyseee" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.youtube.com/@scottyseee</a>Bluesky: <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/scottysee.bsky.social" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://bsky.app/profile/scottysee.bsky.social</a>Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/scottyseeing/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.instagram.com/scottyseeing/</a>Bandcamp: <a href="https://scottysee.bandcamp.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://scottysee.bandcamp.com/</a>

Mr. Dummy - Episode 2: Mr. Dummy Drives Off A Cliff And Explodes

This summer was really hot, so Cirno started making ice creams, and Daiyousei tries one.I made this animation for Cirno Day 2025. Enjoy it and Happy Cirno Day ! Voices<a href="https://smilecats.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">SmileCats</a> as Cirno<a href="https://markanime.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">Markanime</a> as Daiyousei Songs<a href="https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1191840">Sword of Hisou's Catastrophic Peaches </a>by <a href="https://shockdragon.newgrounds.com/" rel="nofollow">ShockDragon</a><a href="https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1052765">Beloved Tomboyish Girl Cover</a> by <a href="https://rtdsssss.newgrounds.com/" rel="nofollow">RTDsssss</a><a href="https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1245314">Beloved Femboyish Guy</a> by <a href="https://hjfod.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">HJfod</a> SfxsSparkle Sound by YleArkistoFalling water by Seth-mThrow/Swipe by Mrickey13

Cirno's gelato

Flawless's reality tearing fart opens a pathway to another dimension

After Flawless's reality tearing fart opens a pathway to another dimension, multiple universes are thrown into absolute chaos. Join Flawless along with her reluctant magical moms, Trixie and Twilight Sparkle, as they dive snout first into this bizarre adventure filled with new and familiar faces! Youtube Link: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTMatLlnd7Q" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTMatLlnd7Q</a><a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&amp;redir_token=QUFFLUhqbEE4Y3h2WEdIdTdfZEhaZVlJOUZ3OS1GaTNVUXxBQ3Jtc0tsYWZ3MmR5Yjltd2NRR1RvWFVJNVRjb2JNZlQ1T2RWTE9FNUdqaUtGdDBSOFFkZTBQcWJoekVWd0x0ZTd2MndoaGU0cThHVXp0ak1vVUxBX29SOWJIN1JHWEpCVnpucEZKZ3JjRG9RTG9YZWtVUmdlUQ&amp;q=https%3A%2F%2Fx.com%2FTheTamers12345&amp;v=tTMatLlnd7Q" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://x.com/TheTamers12345</a>If you like what I do, please consider supporting me on Patreon! :) <a href="https://www.patreon.com/c/Tamers12345" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.patreon.com/c/Tamers12345</a>Credit to Onlap for they amazing Copyright/Royalty free music!⚠️ Song rights and info: The Awakening by Onlap ⚠️

My Little Pony: Flawless Farts Open a Portal To Another Dimension

galacta gets fucked pronebone style by loki

Loki always knew how to bring a goddess to her knees. Galacta talked a big game, dripped arrogance and power like a second skin, but the moment he had her bent over for him, hands clutching the sheets and back arched just right, that attitude melted into breathy whimpers and trembling thighs.He took his time with her, savoring the curve of her hips, the way her body responded to every roll of his hips like she had been aching for it longer than she would ever admit. Each thrust was a reminder, slow and deep, that she was not in control anymore. Her gasps only fueled him, soft at first, then louder as his rhythm picked up, pushing her closer with every stroke. Her skin was warm beneath his hands, her muscles tensing with every grind of his cock. She looked divine like this, completely unguarded, moaning into the mattress as her body rocked with his pace. Every time he tightened his grip on her waist, she pressed back harder, needy and wet and ready to be ruined.Loki leaned in, lips brushing the shell of her ear, whispering filth while his cock buried deeper, until her legs were shaking and her voice was a mess of helpless, breathless pleas. She was undone, her cosmic pride shattered beneath him, and he loved every second of watching her break. And when the moment came, when he gave in to the pressure building in his gut, he pulled back just enough to finish across her back, watching his release drip down her flawless skin with a satisfied grin. Galacta lay there still, panting, marked, conquered. She might have been born of stars, but tonight, she was his.

Galacta Takes It From Behind

There's a reason they call it the wild west, it may be a lawless playground for some, but there are still rules, such as never getting too big for your boots.When the most fearsome and deadly cowboy in the whole west, east south and north is foolishly challenged by some runt in a mask, things get real messy. Check out the yt vid<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbnkND-NhXE" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbnkND-NhXE</a>

Too many cowboys

Luke shows off his impressive PewDiePie impression

Luke shows off his impressive PewDiePie impression and totally wows Larry and GriffinFrom <a href="https://youtu.be/VtnOFtw8br0?si=4IRjZMBcychjz74E" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Videos On My Hard Drive 11</a> Originally released on 17 April 2023

Flawless PewDiePie Impression

Breeding meet v3 “Animation voted” Voted animation! Oh Mr. wolf… what big… tail you have! N-now I see why you wanted to meet with me, but can you be gent- AAAHHHH~ It’s impossible for any creature to resist the most flawless ass in the universeBreeding is a true necessity right now! <a href="https://twitter.com/SexxyHorse" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Voice by lala</a> <a href="https://www.patreon.com/Hoovesart" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">-Patreon</a><a href="https://subscribestar.adult/posts/1292345" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">-Subscribestar</a>

Breeding meet

YOUTUBE VERSION: <a href="https://youtu.be/7klvZ0SRXcU" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://youtu.be/7klvZ0SRXcU</a> For April Fools, I give you a new Hiro.Never ask me for anything ever again. Animation, script, sound design:Zedrin (that's me, oh yeah woo yeah oh yeah woo yeah) CASTHiro - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@JelloApocalypse" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Brendan Blaber</a>Izilith - <a href="https://twitter.com/OpaluVA" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Opalu</a> BACKGROUNDS - <a href="https://twitter.com/Harucyon4" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Harucyon</a> Music (all from Epidemic Sounds):Tearing Threads - Jon BjorkFlawless Masterplan - Christian AndersenMinor Indescretions 4 - Gavin LukeBygone Empire - Christoffer Moe DitlevsenGirl Next Door - Martin Landh Thank you to Opalu for coming in on short notice! Courtney unfortunately got sick right before she could record.Anyway, cue 3 years of people asking for "Hiro 4?" now. <a href="https://twitter.com/Zedrinbutt" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">T</a><a href="https://twitter.com/Zedrinbot" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">witter</a> | <a href="https://www.patreon.com/Zedrin" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Patreon</a> | <a href="https://subscribestar.adult/Zedrin" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Subscribestar</a>

Hiro the Dense is filmed before a live studio audience

I... have no idea why idea "short pov video on 2 minutes" ended like "5:30 minutes of pov vore, foot worship, and digestion"!In any way, it a pretty great, i guess. Sheeva is super underrated character (thank Newerrealm studios, they turned such adorable girl iinto man-like beast T_T),and u newer seen even normal lewd artworks about her, not talking about vore or feet macro stuff. Sooo i just cannot refuse and tryed animate this model! Also, it a FIRST animation where i used VO actor, instead using audio loops from games! It a super great ecperiense so i definitely will cork with MacStarVA again! Don't forget support me!:<a href="https://boosty.to/zapor" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://boosty.to/zapor</a> You also can join to my Discord and Telegram!:<a href="https://discord.gg/zVJqZ29" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://discord.gg/zVJqZ29</a><a href="https://t.me/creativezapor" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://t.me/creativezapor</a>

Sheeva`s Flaweless Victory! [Vore]

Yes, Chef Freddy! One boyfriend burger, coming right up!

<a href="https://pukebomb.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@PukeBomb</a> presents...FIVE NIGHTS FUNKIN' AT THE MENU Nestled amidst the opulent heart of Detroit, our quintessential gastronomic establishment epitomizes the very zenith of epicurean refinement and exclusivity. Welcome to "Five Courses at Freddy's," a culinary sanctuary where discerning palates are transported to a realm of unparalleled decadence. As you step through our gilded entrance, prepare to embark on an odyssey of sensory delight. The ambiance, meticulously crafted to ensnare the senses, bathes you in a warm, incandescent glow of opulent crystal chandeliers and plush velvet upholstery, all meticulously chosen to evoke the aura of a bygone era of sophistication and animatronic mascot pizza chains. Our team of pedigreed sommeliers curate a wine list of unsurpassed grandeur that is absolutely not children's blood, featuring vintages that have been meticulously sourced from the world's most exclusive vineyards, each bottle poised to complement your journey to perfection. Every dish that graces our tables is a masterpiece, conceived by a coterie of four culinary virtuosos who employ avant-garde techniques to elevate ingredients to their zenith. Delight in the ethereal dance of flavors and textures as you savor the subtlety of saffron-infused velouté and the symphony of sensations that only the most elusive truffle can impart. Our impossibly attentive and impeccably naked staff, trained in the hallowed halls of hospitality, anticipate your every need, embodying a level of service so flawless that it feels almost telepathic. At "Five Courses At Freddy's," we have eschewed mere dining in favor of a transcendent epicurean sojourn, an unrivaled culinary opera that titillates the senses, captivates the soul, and leaves an indelible mark upon the very essence of your being. A five-star experience? That is but a humble understatement for our unparalleled bastion of haute cuisine (frozen pizza). FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN' FREDDY BONNIE CHICA FOXY FNAF MEETS BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND SKID PUMP PICO NENE DARNELL SPOOKY MONTH ILL WILL PRESS FOAMY THE SQUIRREL HIGH EFFORT ANIMATION SKIBIDI TOILET MR BEAST MEATCANYON EGORAPTOR GAME GRUMPS NINJA SEX PARTY DREAM DADDY JONTRON PUNCH H3H3 OLIVER TREE JOE BIDEN HUNTER BIDEN DONALD TRUMP EATING AT THE MENU Credits<a href="https://pukebomb.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@PukeBomb</a>Writing &amp; Animation - <a href="https://septicsebi.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@SepticSebi</a> / <a href="https://nattosumi.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@Nattosumi</a>3D Animation - <a href="https://bro-son.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@Bro-son</a>Backgrounds - <a href="https://dakieattackie.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@dakieattackie</a>SFX, Editing - <a href="https://nicksenny.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@NickSenny</a> VoicesBonnie - <a href="https://nattosumi.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@Nattosumi</a>Girlfriend - <a href="https://nattosumi.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@Nattosumi</a>Pico - <a href="https://nattosumi.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@Nattosumi</a>Nene - ChippyDarnell - <a href="https://thatjohnnyguy.newgrounds.com/news/post/1389140" rel="nofollow">Duggie</a>Freddy - <a href="https://nattosumi.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@Nattosumi</a>Foamy - <a href="https://bro-son.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@Bro-son</a>Boyfriend - <a href="https://papalegba.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@PapaLegba</a>Chica - <a href="https://nicksenny.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@NickSenny</a> Music"<a href="https://nobeyone.bandcamp.com/track/lightning-fingers" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Lightning Fingers</a>" from "<a href="https://nobeyone.bandcamp.com/album/wizard-music-ep" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Wizard Music EP</a>" - <a href="https://nobeyone.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@NobeyOne</a> <a href="https://www.patreon.com/PukeBomb" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">You can support PukeBomb on Patreon to become a "PukePatron" or "PukePal."</a><a href="https://www.patreon.com/PukeBomb" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">We supply behind the scenes images / videos / concepts / updates of our works in progress.</a>The "PukePatron" tier gets you the above posts and a thank you in the video description, but update to be a "PukePal" and be forever etched in history within the actual video's credits. Our Loyal PukePals:Alexanne Marousis

Five Nights FUNKIN' At The Menu

Check out our socials for more contentSteam (in the future)<a href="https://www.patreon.com/FluffyTailStudio" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Patreon</a> | <a href="https://fluffytailstudio.itch.io/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Itch.io</a> | <a href="https://discord.gg/GPkctyT5TW" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Discord</a> | <a href="https://youtube.com/@fluffytailstudio" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">YouTube</a> | <a href="https://twitter.com/FluffyTailSt" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Twitter</a> | <a href="https://instagram.com/fluffytailst?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Instagram</a> | <a href="https://boosty.to/fluffytailstudio" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Boosty</a> | <a href="https://vk.com/fluffytailstudio" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">VK</a>

Flawless clothes! 🔞

A tried and tested, flawless method of dealing with the common drug fiend.

A tried and tested, sure-fire, airtight, never failing and flawless method of dealing with the common drug fiend.

Graphic Infographics: How Do You Deal With Junkies and Drug Fiends?

Where all your wildest dreams come true and nothing bad ever happens ; )

Lil' teaser for... The Sheriff Bean Kickstarter!<a href="https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/chutneyglaze/sheriff-bean" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/chutneyglaze/sheriff-bean</a> Jamboree - by Ray Davies<a href="https://us.audionetwork.com/browse/m/track/jamboree_100161?keyword=jamboree" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://us.audionetwork.com/browse/m/track/jamboree_100161?keyword=jamboree</a> come and join our little Beany Community ; )<a href="https://discord.gg/SdsZr9ey" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://discord.gg/SdsZr9ey</a>

Welcome to Flawless!

AN AMAZING CARTOON PERFECTION SHORT FILM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This AMAZING cartoon comedy PERFECTION is FIVE YEARS IN THE MAKING!!!!!!!!!!!! BASK IN THE AMAZING COMEDY PERFECTION OF HILARIOUS COMEDY CARTOONIST SUPMANDUDE IN HIS MAGNUM OPUSEST CARTOON OF ALL TIME THAT TOOK FIVE YEARS OF PERFECTION COMEDY TO FINALLY COME TO COMPLETION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In all seriousness, this is my first cartoon in nearly five years because I've been busy at my job for all that time. This quarantine has given me the time to return to making perfect comedy cartoons for the good people of the planet Earth. (For the Talking Pet Animation Jam.) I hope you all enjoy!!! PERFECTION music by my friend Metalhead97!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Original music tracks by this AMAZING MUSIC GENIUS friend of mine include: The Super Epic IntroFunny Meow SongThe Cat Talks

Guy McKlye in Cats Can Talk(?): Funny Cartoon Humor Short for Smart and Good People of All Ages

A day in the life of a crab with no claws.

What happens when a clawless crab comes face to face with a bird?

Zcrab

Not really that animated.. i mean i did animate the boat parts but whatever as long as you guys enjoy it... 
Let me know what you guys think in the comments section [DONT FORGET TO SHOW SOME LOVE ON MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL] Waffle videos from [schnooleheletteletto]:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/user/schnooleheletteletto" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/user/schnooleheletteletto</a> 
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Music used: 
Springtime stroll (Flawless loop) by 
[Gorgamesh ILE]: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB4ItAOcJGE&amp;t=0s&amp;index=3&amp;list=LLiMx-8WL8vTFwQWfu11dSAA" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB4ItAOcJGE&amp;t=0s&amp;index=3&amp;list=LLiMx-8WL8vTFwQWfu11dSAA</a> Hymn of the sea: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wz1xA5kxVI" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wz1xA5kxVI</a> 
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Hope you enjoy my master piece :) 
-SPHRII

TITANIC PORTRAYED BY WAFFLES (SEMI-ANIMATED)

Adventure calls as Xleek is summoned by Overlord Zurmeen!

Episode 1 of (the reboot of) ExoTime Excursion. Meet the Grey Collective: an advanced and alien civilization whose Greys are optimized for efficiency through their telepathic technology! Yes, it seems a flawless society indeed - almost. There is one flaw, and he is about to embark on a series of unfortunate adventures. This animation was made in exactly 2 months between my freelance jobs using Flash, Maya, and Aftereffects. STOP BY MY PATREON! <a href="https://www.patreon.com/EVanimations" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.patreon.com/EVanimations</a> 
Follow on Twitter! <a href="https://twitter.com/EVanimations" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://twitter.com/EVanimations</a> 
Follow on Deviantart! <a href="http://evanimations.deviantart.com/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://evanimations.deviantart.com/</a> 
Follow on Picarto! <a href="https://picarto.tv/EvanXreb" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://picarto.tv/EvanXreb</a> 
View on YT! <a href="https://youtu.be/TfZjSckYV9M" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://youtu.be/TfZjSckYV9M</a> MUSIC USED: 
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Tmf7SJgOW0&amp;list=PLNMnpzgJlgPomdXgXBZRNOT-I6qbfOS3s&amp;index=30" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Tmf7SJgOW0&amp;list=PLNMnpzgJlgPomdXgXBZRNOT-I6qbfOS3s&amp;index=30</a> 
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipD0SvtAyMI&amp;index=5&amp;list=PLNMnpzgJlgPomdXgXBZRNOT-I6qbfOS3s" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipD0SvtAyMI&amp;index=5&amp;list=PLNMnpzgJlgPomdXgXBZRNOT-I6qbfOS3s</a> 
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtgSfYFDvh4&amp;list=PLNMnpzgJlgPomdXgXBZRNOT-I6qbfOS3s&amp;index=6" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtgSfYFDvh4&amp;list=PLNMnpzgJlgPomdXgXBZRNOT-I6qbfOS3s&amp;index=6</a> 
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8TsP9mrepQ&amp;index=31&amp;list=PLNMnpzgJlgPomdXgXBZRNOT-I6qbfOS3s" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8TsP9mrepQ&amp;index=31&amp;list=PLNMnpzgJlgPomdXgXBZRNOT-I6qbfOS3s</a> SFX USED: bluezone and my own personal library of accumulated sfx OBLIGATORY EDIT: FP'd while under judgement? Holy crap, thank you, Your Fulpship!

E.T. Excursion - episode 01

Music by Smashy Claw (<a href="http://www.smashyclaw.com" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://www.smashyclaw.com</a>) 
Animation by Vinicius Machado 
iTunes: <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/subordinate-single/id1080209208?ign-mpt=uo%3D4" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/subordinate-single/id1080209208?ign-mpt=uo%3D4</a> Lyrics: I swear this tie is tightening, like I’m dangling from some gallows 
The secretary’s crying, takes all I’ve got to keep my mouth closed 
Crossed the line so much, I’d kill him if he weren’t my boss 
With rage is what I’m filled. Christ, now what does he want? You’re kind of addicted to being flawless 
You’re going to help out, cause you’re so kind 
You know you’re an asset to the whole office 
No really, you succeed in all you try The coffee’s pretty bitter, as are all of his wrecked subjects 
Spend the day on Twitter, hoping he’ll say “clean out your desk” 
Quit the bigoted drivel; he says that god hates gays 
Demeans and belittles people when he won’t get his way You’re kind of addicted to being flawless 
You’re going to help out, cause you’re so kind 
You know you’re an asset to the whole office 
No really, you succeed in all you try I’ve found myself day-dreaming the same thing for nearly two years 
Walk up to his door and when it opens slit his throat to both ears 
Still, I’m stuck in this tower, as spineless as I am 
“Subordinate coward”, will surely read my epitaph (You’re kind of addicted) 
You’re kind of addicted to being flawless 
(We’re grateful they found someone so profound, you’re going to help out) 
You’re going to help out, cause you’re so kind 
(The staff’s all in debt cause you’re heaven-sent; you know you’re an asset) 
You know you’re an asset to the whole office 
(At no point in time do we wish you’d die; you really succeed in all you try) 
No really, you succeed in all you try

Smashy Claw - Subordinate

A Christmas special I animated for LilDeuceDeuce featuring Jack Douglass of Jacksfilms 
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Website: <a href="http://www.lildeucedeuce.com" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://www.lildeucedeuce.com</a> 
Dr. Monster T-shirts: <a href="http://lildeucedeuce.spreadshirt.com/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://lildeucedeuce.spreadshirt.com/</a> Animated by Christ "a3headedcat" Scicluna: <a href="http://youtube.com/a3headedcat" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://youtube.com/a3headedcat</a> Voices: 
Frosty the Bro-Man - Jack Douglass (<a href="http://youtube.com/jacksfilms" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://youtube.com/jacksfilms</a>) 
Douglas - Eddie Bowley (<a href="http://youtube.com/eddache" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://youtube.com/eddache</a>) 
Grinch-ian Narrator - Rob Bryanton (<a href="http://youtube.com/10thdim" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://youtube.com/10thdim</a>) 
All other voices and music by Todd "LilDeuceDeuce" Bryanton Thanks to Stewart Johnston for suggesting Frosty The Bro-Man! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/user/StewratJ" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/user/StewratJ</a>... Lyrics: I am the Mistletoad, so you 
Better watch out below 
Cuz if you try to steal a kiss 
This missile’s coming to wreck your Christmas 
You’re going up in smoke 
Get too close and I’ll make you croak 
I’m about to go insane here 
Hit the club and make it reindeer 
Ever since I was tadpole 
I swore vengeance on the North Pole 
Got a present here for the man in red 
Dear Santy Claus: you’re Feliz Navi-dead 
I gotta win, I guess I can’t help myself 
I’m always grabbin that W, I don’t celebrate No L Chorus: 
This Christmas 
I’m making up my hitlist 
Gonna check it twice, 
But I don’t care if you’ve been naughty or nice 
Cuz Christmas is Cancelled! 
This Christmas 
I’m coming for St. Nicholas 
So say goodnight, 
I don’t care if you’ve been naughty or nice 
Cuz Christmas is Cancelled! Dr. Monster: 
Wait, what are you doing here? It’s...it’s...Frosty the Bro-man!? Frosty the Bro-man: 
Listen bro, you really need to chill out 
Don’t make me thumpity thump the back of my branch across your mouth 
You hate Christmas, I get it, you’re a regular Scrooge 
You look ridiculous, why should anyone listen to you? 
Dude, your gimmick is old, and you can talk til you’re purple 
But I liked you better before when you were still called Mine Turtle 
You’re more annoying than Slippy from Star Fox 
Hey Kermit, go hide behind Miss Piggy’s hamhocks Mistletoad: Don't make me laugh, Olaf 
When I go off I blast everything in my path 
I’ll smash you and I won’t carrot all 
You wannabe be tough but you got snowballs 
I’ll take your coal 
And stuff it right in your stocking 
So stay frosty, don’t cross me 
I’m sick of you talking 
You think you look Jacked with a six pack, Abdominal Snowman 
But I think you need to back on that Bro90X 
Man, if you try to battle me you’re all out of luck 
My rhymes are flawless and your grammar sucks (Repeat Chorus)

Doctor Monster: Christmas

OMG! It's the new Mario game yo, it's, it's... it's..... So Average...

Yep! I played it and wasn't amused. There I said it! It's overrated and has gotten way too much praise. So I figured I'd make a video of how I see the people that claim that it's just so amazing and the best game on the Wii U. But it's got cats in it so I guess that explains a lot. Check me out on youtube!: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFE5d7ItccviuSwth9mvkLQ" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFE5d7ItccviuSwth9mvkLQ</a> Music: "Mario bros 2 jazzy" by Blackrose96 PS. Some parts here and there end up being slightly messed up with the timing and sound. The one that bummed me out was the one towards the very end. Though it was a huge improvement compared to my previous attempts to upload it here on newgrounds. For a "Flawless" version check this: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLKjL9jsBJ4" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLKjL9jsBJ4</a> Does the animation suck!? Good. But let me know what, how and or why! I reaaaaallly wanna know yo!!!

Best Wii U Game Evah!

Something for all you pony loving hyper herm fetishists out there.

Right, this is one of my later works, a bit semi-rushed, but it got most "needed" things in it. It was made for a recent contest, but mainly for fun. It's not amazing quality, but nor is it overly terrible. (imo at least) Depends entirely on your standards, but yeah, don't expect flawless quality and what have you. Can't think of too much to say, but this should be properly tagged and whanot, my first submission to NG in this regard. But yeah, enjoy if this is your thing, otherwise avoid it. That's what disclaimers are for. All and all, this contains exactly what stated, but perhaps not in the type of package some might be expecting :P

Hyper Futashy Flash

What happens when Mortal Kombat drops some lsd.

Thanks to my main man, ice cube.

Double Flawless

The daily collab that allows sprite animators to merge their shorts as one - finally has returned newgrounds. Only the most epic and most retarded of sprite films are selected to be showcased in the flawless format of Sprite-A-Day. How to Join tomorrow's 
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Dimensions : 600x300 
Frames Per Second : 24 
- you must use sprites 
- only good parts will be accepted (obviously judged by the organizers) 
- don't put any actionscript in your parts 
- use streaming sound and not events *parts are due at 11:00 P.M. tonight , central time* Once you finish your part PM me a link to download the .fla (make sure it's in flash 8 or lower and not cs3). Or contact one of the regulars on skype. meatwadsprite - jmonkey21 
paperbat - papebatng 
khawner - khawnerng If there is over 9 parts (excluding me) , then only the top 9 parts will be co-authored

Sprite A Day: 33

Turdy Smear's full proof five Step public perception enhancement program.

"Have you ever had the desire to be a genius, but were just too much of a dumb ass make this dream a reality? Well, now with Turdy Smear's 5 Steps to Seeming Smarter, even the most profoundly retarded individual can seem like Richard Feynman! The 5 Step program is flawless, and helps transform just how people see you on a day to day basis. So what do you have to lose?(Aside from $39.99 plus shipping)" HOLY CRAP! Daily fourth place. I know that may not seem like much, but I am truly touched. Thanks again for all of the positive responses and the constructive criticism. This is my official fourth cartoon, and man it took some major efforts to get this one out. Mainly due to lack of computer access and the like. Anyways, I hope you enjoy Newgrounds, as you are getting the world premeir!" Although I did have to alter the cartoon a bit from it's original so it could meet the criteria to post here. No worries as it isn't radically different, though there are a few details that didn't make the final cut.

5 Steps to Seem Smarter

A surreal animated music video for the track "Like a Duck", by MC Honky.

A surreal animated music video for the track "Like a Duck", by MC Honky. It started as just something to mess around with, adding in all sorts of drawings and mixing them up using frame by frame animation and playing with interactions between the images and music. Then it just got bigger and bigger, and now this finished version runs for 4 minutes and 21 seconds. Please leave me a review letting me know what you think, to me feedback is what this site is all about. I respond to any and all reviews. I hope you enjoy it! *edit* I've been told that the sync is out on some peoples computers, and I've had the problem too. It seems to work perfectly on a PC but on a mac the music gradually gets ahead of the animation. If you get to the end and use the scene selection buttons to go straight to one of the later scenes, you'll see that things are much closer in sync. I think it might have something to do with the animation being on 24 fps and the sound running at a different rate, possibly 25fps? If anyone knows a solution, please let me know. *new edit* I've changed the publishing preferences to increase the quality of the sound, and now the sync is much better. Not flawless but much better. The only catch is that now the file is huge!

like a duck (colour)

Flawless Victory thair, Mr.Hank. Enjoy. Alot of nerves 'n work have been put into this. 
Special thanks to Violaine without who I would have not made it. 
Also Thanks to Mr.Simon who created an amazingly fun and easy script to make the screen shake. Try to not mind the dick, please.

You can not kill Hank

A long-overdue parody made with FFXI screenshots

We actually bothered getting everyone out to the portal that day to take screens. This video's over a year old but I only just now added music to it to make it actually sound good. This was an amazing feat seeing as I had to find all the audio files and actually RE-MAKE the video completley from scratch after my hard drive crashed. It's a complete, flawless (and crappy) duplicate! Hooray for lazyness! I made this before the FFXI model viewer came out and before Chains Of Promathia shattered the very crystal "Cats" aka My character appears infront of ^_^;

All Your Kingdom - FFXI

This animation was created by myself and a few friends of mine. Created by Siraj 
Voice Acting by: Nick, John 
Assistance from Gage All sprites were hand-ripped and all animation was hand drawn, including the characters. I hope you enjoy the animation, and please review.

Flawless Victory

Six months of hard work finally over! This flash movie is amazing. I got together with many friends to spend countless hours working on this movie. The final product isn't very long, but the animation is flawless. The sounds quality was killed to make it a reasonable filesize for those who run on a narrowband connection. Watch and you'll see how serious I am...

Be Alert

Buy cool .:Last Resort:. stuff here!: 
<a href="http://www.cafeshops.com/lrstore" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://www.cafeshops.com/lrstore</a> Hey everyone! I found this on my computer, it is old! By old I mean way before Lonesoul episode 1, around the time of TN3Deluxe. I'm submitting it for it's redeeming values. This movie was an experiment. It is purely symbollic. Every single object and thing in this movie had a hidden meaning behind it and all of the meanings combine to form a greater meaning in the end. I know there are a lot of viewers here who like random violence and carnage, if you are one of those people, this is not for you. This movie is for all the intelligent intellectuals on newgrounds, if you guys want, I can give you an extensive description of what everything in this movie means, but I want to see who can figure it out first! Enjoy, and remember it's old! If you're not the type for this kind of thing, go watch Lonesoul: episode 2. Explosions. Glass Breaking. Robots. Nuff' said! I'm sure this movie will yield some interesting reviews...:) After you watch, read this: 
SPOILER ALERT 
***********The True Meaning************* Bob's world represents the concept of a perfect world. It is only blue, a calm colour, and natural untainted earth. It is innocent and flawless. When Bob arrives here, he doesn't know how he got here so he just floats around. He only arrived in this perfect world because he is an innocent alien clone with no feelings, thereby no prejudice and no flaw. The pyramid flying around signifies the power of wisdom and might. The egyptians were a civilisation who left a tremendous mark on our history and invented many things. The pyramid represents their achievements and floats around Bob's world signifying perfect success. The clock floating around signifies, *drumroll* time. Time cannot exist in a perfect world, because time would implicate limits and boundaries, which would not be perfect. The hand stops moving signifying the stopping of time. And the personification of success destroys the clock signifying once again, success. 
(no offence to the clockcrew intended!) The embryonic baby signifies birth into a perfect world. The baby is flawless and without sin when it is born. Humans corrupt children to form imperfect people. Bob throws the baby in the orbit of the hypothetical planet because he believes it is corrupting it when in fact it is only shedding new light, Bob does not wish to corrup the baby so he sends it away...where it is safe. The $$ Bill symbolizes, money! Some say money is the route of all evil, and money cannot exist in a perfect world. The money transforms into innocent, perfect butterflies (destruction of evil) The machine symbolizes technology. Technology is innocent, but programmed, can be evil. The machine attempts to kill Bob, but since evil cannot exist in a perfect world, it cancels itself out, destroying the machine. Inside the pyramid, a glowing light brings memories to Bob's head. He remembers he was a clone and was inserted into this legless shell (signifying the feeling of emptiness many people have, that they are just a light in a shell) Clones are pure in thought, so Bob is purely innocent. Bob remembers how he got to this perfect world. As he was attacked by the scientist (symbol of evil human intent) The glasses shattered and in the space between a blink and a shard of glass, he passed through the molecules into the perfect dimension that is Bob's World. (This symbolizes minute perfection in every individual thing) At the end the world destroys itself, because as it brought upon it's own creation, it brings upon it's own destruction. Perfection is impossible, and the ultimate truth of this movie is revealed: Nothingness is the only true perfection. Nonexistance is perfection. And that is the meaning of Bob's world!

.:Bob's World:.

I don't have a brief explanation for this.....

Ok, this was more of an experament to play with differant layers, adding sounds and stuff. I tried to add a little bit of everything for everyone but this is still pretty far out there. I have however run this through debug ALOT and it should be pretty flawless as far as flow goes. If anybody is hopelessly lost with this, lets just say its some sort of artsy/political/left-righ t wing statement. As always reviews are most welcome as long as they are constructive. Thanks. Jesus tap dancing Christ....you retards are STILL writing reviews on my crap??? It's been 5 years, GET OVER IT!!!