Eeermmm... guys, is this Fredee fastbar in my copy of Pokemon Yellow released for the Nintendo Gameboy (and Gameboy Color respectively) in 1998-1999? I don't remember the yellow rat being so... vulgar and crude. I might return this game, I don't know.

And while we're on the subject, has anyone else played that one bootleg pokermon game? Ya know... the one where pekerchoo talm sumn about 3 meats and hunting down animals and shi like that? Well yeah, I pissed my bed after playing it. That's right. I pissed my bed after playing it because tell me why pokrmon from pokrmon (the game) is telling me about hunting down 3 meats to satisfy his wicked desires? Like, I don't remember this being in the original pokemon so whoever coded that made it wrong. Also there's a teddy bear in there. That's not even a pokemon. Yeaahhhh... I'm definitely returning that crap. Not worth the THREE whole dollars I spent on it. It was from this really weird kid I met while walking home too. He told me to peel off my skin.. some stupid ahh thing like that and I'm like "Guh???"

Wtf was I talking about again? Oh yeah... go subscribe to me and maybe I'll think about posting more frequently than or twice every year. Idk...

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SFX/OST used: The damn Pokemon yellow start up theme. Go search it up yourself, lazy loon!

- Silence

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