ye should not be a gentleman o' fortune!!!

ye should not be a gentleman o' fortune!!!!! Mokey's show by Sr Pelo / insanehead. before rating, please consider that im a newbie in animation, my sense of humor is ass and i dont speak english (cuz im south american), so dont go bitching in the comments. QUICK INTRODUCTION TO CJ'S SHOW!!! Cee-jay:<img src="https://img.ngfiles.com/image-uploads/000/001/681/iu_1681256_29858645.png" alt="iu_1681256_29858645.png" data-smart-scale="101,124">cee-jay is a friendly and social gangsta that loves birthdays! his favorite date is october 24 because that's his birthday! he may be a dumbass sometimes, but at least he loves his friends, rada and swyt! he is very cruel to other characters (not including his friends because he loves them), even if they have done nothing to trigger this behavior. Rada:<img src="https://img.ngfiles.com/image-uploads/000/001/681/iu_1681257_29858645.png" alt="iu_1681257_29858645.png" data-smart-scale="160,130">rada is a gangsta that can only say the word 'rada' but he is very honest and friendly with his friends! he is the smartest one in the group but his intelligence is blocked by him only saying 'rada' AND NOTHING ELSE. Swyt:<img src="https://img.ngfiles.com/image-uploads/000/001/681/iu_1681258_29858645.png" alt="iu_1681258_29858645.png" data-smart-scale="122,218">swyt is very chill with his friends, and does whatever comes to his mind first. half the time he is doing drugs with his best friend rada, but cj does not approve of this behaviour. Niece:<img src="https://img.ngfiles.com/image-uploads/000/001/681/iu_1681259_29858645.png" alt="iu_1681259_29858645.png" data-smart-scale="105,123">Niece robinson is a very, VERY grumpy niece, she is not cee-jay's girlfriend but instead his niece (get it? because her name is Denise, niece? get it?) she often doesnt join cee-jay on his stupidities with swyt and rada, instead, she tries to stop them at all cost. She often doesn't like the shenanigans cee-jay gets into, and threatens to call the police. She always calls the police whenever they are doing something illegal, when she's scared or when she gets mad, oh and trust me brother, she gets very, VERY, MAD!!!!!! MUSIC USED:-drunken sailor-Plok OST: Shotgun-GTA IV theme-Ave Maria opera this shit was supposed to be released on the 19 of November but i decided to release it now because meh. WHAT IS THE POINT ON TYRYING TO PIRATE SOMETHING ON RELEASE DATE (you can pirate it after release date though)i had A LOT of fun making this shit, recording, animating, making and drawing the characters and mo' stuff like that.

CEE-JAY'S SHOW: 1119 (piracy)

would like to think that the background images I took make it funnier at the end, and hence the T rating

Robot Men

The group plans and executes their assassination mission, as old friendships resurface

<a href="https://youtu.be/uVr-TBdKKPI" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">On Youtube!</a> The tenth Episode of Ann Noveu! SUMMARY/DESC of Episode:Continuing from Episode 9, the crew prepares for their mission first thing in the morning to confront the mayor. Seth and Mireina continue their investigation, now searching for Kurt after his runaway. Before waking Kurt, Alfred pranks him by drawing on his face, and Kurt surprisingly ends up finding it funny, and they draw on each other, to William's dismay. Kurt suggests they get Tyler to get them into Pressley Manor and goes to New Wardwell to find him. He is stopped by Dr. Wilkerson, then next receives a heartfelt request from Sadie, asking him to play with her at the upcoming concert. Kurt refuses again and leaves upon seeing Tyler. He catches Tyler cheating on Harmony with Heaven but ends up using the event to his advantage and gets him to invite him to the manor, though Heaven tries (and fails) to scare him into silence. Kurt and Tyler play catch in his backyard, and Kurt gives Tyler advice, leading Tyler to leave and go meet Harmony, granting Kurt full access to the building. The mission quickly goes haywire, first as Alfred kills the guards, and next when Kurt snaps in rage after Ronald taunts him about Katherine. Alfred eventually takes his place and extracts valuable information before finishing the job. They flee the manor and have a conversation about the deed in their getaway car. Kurt questions everything and who he is. Character List:- Kurt Hansley- Alfred Sawyer- Sadie Chao- William Sawyer- Ronald Pressley- Tyler Pressley- Heaven Reid- Harmony Reid- Seth Hansley- Mireina Sanabria- Dr. Wilkerson- 6 guards (rip)- Katherine Hansley, Eleanor Arroyave, The Curse itself (mentioned)

Underneath The Skin - Ann Noveu S1 EP10

mantis has a romantic night with iron fist

Mantis feels his weight settle against her, a familiar warmth blooming in her chest as her legs lock around his hips, drawing him impossibly closer. His fingertips brush over the curve of her waist, then trail up to cup her face, thumb grazing her jawline in a touch that is as commanding as it is tender, grounding her in every gasp and quiver. She meets his gaze through half-lidded eyes, heart fluttering at the heat of his focus. When he leans down to kiss her, it’s slow and almost reverent, a promise of what’s to come. Each gentle press of his lips melts away her defenses, leaving her skin hypersensitive to the slightest graze of his fingers in her hair, the firm guidance of his hand on her cheek. As he shifts, each deliberate thrust teaches her the delicious power of surrender, building from a soft, teasing rhythm into a harder, more insistent pace. Mantis presses her palm harder to his face, memorizing every nuance, the pull of his jaw, the steady beat of his breath, pressing herself into him until her own breath comes in ragged moans and her body trembles with need. The world narrows to the slick slide of skin on skin, the electric charge of his hands on her curves, and an exquisite ache blooming deep within her. In every moment she is both witness and surrender, her usual strength melting into the sweet thrill of being held, guided, and wholly claimed by him. And maybe, just maybe, something she'd quietly longed for is finally being answered in his touch.

Mantis melts under Iron Fist

i heard this actually happened to someone irl

In order to win the most valuable prize in life, a real life girlfriend, our daring protagonist, Snailbert must first conquer a microphone controlled Dating Simulator game known as "MESHI MESHI WOO WOO". Will our hero rise to the top, or will the game crush his dreams? The fate of Snailbert's love life hangs in the balance! <a href="https://www.patreon.com/c/Magibauble" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Consider Supporting me on Patreon!</a> VOICESMeshi and Sarah - <a href="https://hyugosi.newgrounds.com/">Hyugosi</a>Barack Obama (Snailbert) - <a href="https://magibauble.newgrounds.com/">Me</a>Manager - <a href="https://magibauble.newgrounds.com/">Me</a> CLEANUP, SHADING, COLORING ASSISTANCE<a href="https://hyugosi.newgrounds.com/">Hyugosi</a><a href="https://werm-hat.newgrounds.com/">Werm-hat</a> CHARACTER DESIGN HELP<a href="https://rucark.newgrounds.com/">Rucark</a> GAMESLOP BACKGROUND<a href="https://x.com/eggiyo" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://x.com/eggiyo</a> MUSIC LISTEN HERE:<a href="https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1386253">Me</a>

Grating Simulator

[ORIGNIALLY RELEASED: Apr 26, 2023] John Lennon returns back from his graving grave with a game review

John Lennon Reviews: Episode 1 - Pizza Tower

A tale of two farmers and their journey teaching pigs

<a href="https://pukebomb.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@PukeBomb</a> presents...FARMERS RAP A pack of pigs, grazing on the sloppiest of mudpiles, knew not what their future held the day Tom and Trevor unlocked the true potential hidden beneath within their puny brains. These hunks of ham could now dance and sing, much to the dismay of the local police department. These two farmers knew the responsibility that came with handing down their generational talents. Now, it's up to the pigs to bless our lands with their gifts. LISTEN ON THE AUDIO PORTAL Support us by buying the track today!<a href="https://pukebomb.bandcamp.com/track/farmers" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://pukebomb.bandcamp.com/track/farmers</a> Credits<a href="https://pukebomb.newgrounds.com/" rel="nofollow">@PukeBomb</a>Writing, Directing, Traditional Animation - <a href="https://septicsebi.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@SepticSebi</a>Vocals, Editing - <a href="https://nicksenny.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@NickSenny</a>Assembly Assistant - <a href="https://nattosumi.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@Nattosumi</a>Filming - <a href="https://bro-son.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@Bro-son</a>Tom - Waylon CorbettTrevor - Branse LoweBackgrounds - <a href="https://mechanicalmantis.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@MechanicalMantis</a>VHS Processing - <a href="https://kolumbo.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@Kolumbo</a> &amp; <a href="https://teffyd.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@TeffyD</a>Thumbnail Art - <a href="https://schwanemann.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@Schwanemann</a> Special thanks to <a href="https://hueycrowley.com/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Huey Crowley</a> for providing us with an intro tagline!Check him out on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/hueycrowley/?hl=en" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Instagram</a> and <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/discover/Huey-Crowley" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">TikTok</a> <a href="https://www.patreon.com/PukeBomb" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">You can support PukeBomb on Patreon to become a "PukePatron" or "PukePal."</a>Our Loyal PukePals:Alexanne Marousis <img src="https://uploads.ungrounded.net/tmp/img/1236000/iu_1236163_9997125.webp" width="764" height="428" alt="iu_1236163_9997125.webp" data-smart-scale="764,428">

FARMERS RAP

This is my college animation project. It is my first time animating properly and I'm pretty proud of it. Hopefully, my lack of bothering to do like 500 sketches of ideas for my animation that I totall…

Aestro & Reggie I

If you like this video, take a few seconds and poke your rating!

[SFM] No Fear

If you don't know the famous Skeff, check him out first: https://www.youtube.com/watch?

Skeff (fanmade)

The spritas aim to better sprite animators so others don't look at sprites as "lazy animation".

STH: Two worlds collide

The rating on "Adventure" was a lot higher than I expected, and given time to grow, this could possibly

An Arthropod's War

the animation)
Even if it ended up as a full animation, it was inspired by madness shorts.

Long - Madness Visit

was 'best film containing animal slaughter', which meant I was given a film which according to the rating

49hr Film-fest entry

first of a series of episodes and follows the lives of my character, Bonehead, and the people around him

Bonehead: The Cereal Box

So, of course, I expect a considerably low score and rating for this series. I mean, come on.

Runescape Funny #5

Third did you ever think about the seller face when you buy equip from him?

Monster Hunter Shorts 1

I only ever got annoyed with the Merchant whenever I died and had to re-sell or buy things from him,

Leon's Frustration

Please go to his Newgrounds page (cyberen.newgrounds.com) and wish him well.

Cyberen of the Lamp

Unknown (that's what I call him, from Krinkels' Madness series, the pitch black dude.)

Mr. Unknown's Plan1

Problems listed:

1: I could not download the pre-loader for sum gay reason
2: it was made in a day so

Ninja madness

This is my FIRST animation, so please consider this when rating Xp !

Toooastyy!

so please take that into consideration when rating. I really tried my best to increase quality.

Quest for a Flash

The character "zolar" is fat and black in real life, and extremely loud, so i've compared him to fat

Sub Raiden's Hey Hey Hey

This was Tim Farrell's (the Email!! guy) idea.

Arnold Remake Channel

Alcoholics rejoice! the beer song! 
This took 3 days to make, hope you enjoy it. First Place!? 
"I'll drink to that" Quote:"maddkow247: Overall rating: 9 
The man who made that song is named HAYWOOD BANKS!! Him and BEN STEIN did that. Ben was the singing dad. I know because i SAW THEM DO IT!! it was in a concert in Detroit in 1999, although it was made before that. if u dont beleive me "kazaa" it. I got it off limewire myself. Its also on 1 of his albums." No more buts about it! thats fucking good enough for me.

Beer Song!

When they finally catch up with him he learns that change is not always a bad thing.

Mono-Color Remastered

was making but decided to scrap, but since I was so proud of what I've accomplished, I decided to use him

All Your Base tribute

***IMPORTANT!!*** 
People vote me 0 because it's DBZ!. They vote me 0 because they think I trace. I do "not" trace!! This animation is a remake of the DBZ movie 10 ending. The scene of Brolly vs Gohan. I simply replaced names and changed some dialouge. All story, and all audio credits goto Akira Toriyama, creator of DBZ. This took me over 700 hours of work during the summer. Please respect it. I hope you all understand, enjoy the animation and thankyou. -Blaive J.- ..................................................................................................Oh..here is something funny. 
I can see why you defend his movie ssjGOHAN4life January 15, 2003 
Reviewed by: Jasonism Overall rating: 3 
You obviously dont know how he does this.. 
1.) He takes a import mpeg or mpg into flash 
2.) He traces it with the body parts into just a black stick line then goes over the hair. 
3.) He takes sounds from the MPEG or MPG and uses them in the flash. 
4.) Most of the sayings in this movie arent truely said in the real movie. DBZ characters never say,"Fuck" no matter if its Japanese or English they dont say it. 
5.) He then traces the scenery with line tool and bends it around to look just like it does in the movie. 
6.) He puts in the sticks in every frame of the DBZ MPG or MPEG with the scenery,sticks,and accessories and then you get a finished product. Most main animators (Dave of Stickwars.co.uk , Dann D of Imagegearstudios , Raiden , Ben Thompson of Jensu) and a hell of alot more know this fact. 
..................................................... Blaive's Response: 
Did you just say? A fact? Aww, yes. You did. No, you're right about one thing. I did use the sound file. But you didn't need to comment on that, I already did in my description. If you would read carefully. And actually, they do say "fuck" in the DBZ japanese version. I understand how you can say that I trace over the body parts, that may be so. But have you ever thought? maybe i'm just..better than you? Maybe you're jealous? You look at it and assume it's traced. I have witnesses that actually "watched" me make this. Like ssjgohan4life. He watched me before, and many others. And tracing over scenery is incredibly lame dude. Look up DBZ movie 10...no wait..DOWNLOAD it..watch it yourself. Maybe your just mad that I recreated this so well. So fuck off pal. 
....... Oh oh! One more thing! "I don't trace" 
actually..I should say this...because this is funny. Now....Noone can really know, if I trace or not? Right? Unless someone literally "watched" me make the movie? In person? Well...If he's trying to tell you that he knows I trace as a "fact" as in..Existing. There, only goes away when the law is broken..etc: 
How can he state only possiblites, than say that it is a "fact" Then get some of the fellow animators (such as Dave) and there names...and then say, that they to know this as a "fact" as if..he's ganging on me. If your so sure of yourself, don't gang me dude! ..and something else..Oh yea!!! And for my stick people....I got one layer for the hair, one layer for the facial features, one layer for the body itself, one layer for the shading,and one layer for the shading on the hair..... ...Anyone wanting to watch me animate sometime?:) I'm working on a new movie called "Raid"..Non stick..but unfortunately it's already 7.5 mb and onlt 5% done. But maybe it'll be on TV:D..*wink wink* ..Psshhh, nah! Hell no! It's not DBZ! It's vampires!!! 
...Just when I thought I couldn't laugh anymore tonight. ......Vampire Katzu: Dude you didnt have to embarass me on the damn review Blaive 
Sarahsralphy: That was you?!??!?! 
Vampire Katzu: I made the term 
Vampire Katzu: Jasonism 
Sarahsralphy: DUDE! 
Sarahsralphy: WTF 
Vampire Katzu: Yes it was me 
Sarahsralphy: HOW DARE YOU 
Sarahsralphy: I can't forgive you for such an act. 
Sarahsralphy: I hate you now..good bye and ...whatever. 
Vampire Katzu: That was payback for annoying me wit da faces 
Sarahsralphy: My preference is not yours. And then I just blocked, and deleted him. See what I meen? Fools. ..Ok..I've been talking to him more. I could spend all night explaining this, but he is sorry, admitted jealousy, and feels bad. I understand him. You must as well. He's had a rough life, (not that he's the only one) But please..Hold nothing against "him" except for the information you have just read. Thankyou, I hope you understand. This is Blaive, signing out. -Blaive J.-

HP v2.0

Remix of Metal Gear Solid themetune accompanied by a host of Metal Gear Solid characters.

<a href="http://www.SuperFlashBros.net" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.SuperFlashBros.net</a> This is our first movie, but still give us a fair rating. We consist of Dim and Tom. Tom did the music, and animation and Dim did all of the artwork, and came up with the ideas. Hopefully you will see more work from us in the future! We made it on a laptop on holiday using Flash 4, so we didn't have the best of time or materials, but we're pleased with it. We saw Legendary Frogs Final Fantasy and Legend of Zelda movies and thought we just had to make our own. Hope you like it. Nickhead's comments makes lots of sense. Our future will be much better than this. We were just getting used to Flash 4, and didn't have the right equipment to put in voices. Also, we didn't want it to be too big, as that can put some people off watching. backgrounds and voices will be in our next movie. A Smash Bros cartoon. Dim will be doing all the animation and drawing and writing for that one, so all Tom does is music :) haha! :) look out for a kirby platformer from him though.

Metal Gear Mayhem

My favorite reviews:
you suck balls
June 18, 2002
Reviewed by: hippobmx Overall rating: 1
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