That silly old Professor is a real turkey.

Professor X- cuses

a pod of bots made a harsh landing on the red planet

A thing I wrote that I thought it would be cool to read over some footage that would accompany the theme. The soundscape came from me screwing around in Audacity for 15 or so minutes, and I thought it had a similar theme to the writing. I was working on Santa Smoke Prologue and Globetrotter when friend of mine Noah who was interested in collaborating at the time offered his skills, and I had the idea of painting a mental picture for him and having him recreate it in Unreal engine because he was learning to use it at the time. Clearly, Microsoft Sam read the script rather than myself, for two reasons, one being I have not found the confidence in recent times to try spoken word, and I've been really down in the dumps for 3 weeks recovering from a screwed up surgery. Finally started to move around more a couple days ago, ended up (gross/bloody warning): s̶p̶l̶i̶t̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ o̶p̶e̶n̶ a̶ b̶i̶t̶ a̶n̶d̶ b̶l̶e̶e̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ a̶l̶l̶ o̶v̶e̶r̶ m̶y̶s̶e̶l̶f̶ s̶o̶ I̶ h̶a̶d̶ t̶o̶ g̶o̶ t̶o̶ t̶h̶e̶ d̶o̶c̶t̶o̶r̶ t̶o̶ g̶e̶t̶ c̶l̶o̶s̶e̶d̶ b̶a̶c̶k̶ u̶p̶. Mentally drained from a week of agony and following weeks of boredom and insanity, and 3 moderate complications later, I caved and spent a fair bit of time scrolling social media (twitter and youtube), something I try strongly to avoid. It got the best of me and I felt even more miserable from doing nothing, to a point the day after I came back from the doctor (so 3 days ago) that I decided I am going to get back on the computer and finish up some old crap ive been working on. So I put this together, hosted a modded Minecraft server for my friends to play on with customized world generation and perfected configs, and made <a href="https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/926228">that little game about the philosophy of self destructive behaviour, insanity, and the internet.</a> <pre>Script:

a pod of bots made a harsh landing on the red planet
the immortal rover sustained a head injury
doomed to live forever with amnesia and limited problem solving skills
merciful would be water, on the brain, but it's bone dry round these parts
biomechanical superbeings form a roaming grouphome
home away from home, it seems new everywhere they go
little do the rovers realize, they're like half blind field mice
retracing the circumference of a small crater, made by their impact

oh, they're hardly poor souls
after all, ignorance is bliss
life goes on

one bot, nicknamed tom servo, not particularly capable of escaping small craters or repairing broken hardware, lost the ability to speak, and thereby the ability to call for help or talk sense into his handicapped crewmates, but is otherwise entirely conscious and unharmed

it's going to be a long life for tom servo
</pre>I used DaVinci Resolve because that's what I've got for video editing, my dad bought some kind of big package and anyways I have a copy, but I am very inexperienced with it, I apologize if anything is wrong with it from professional editor standpoint. I hit the target for what my vision on this project was, and it was cool to work together with someone on something, made this a quick and easy project even though the pieces sat in a folder for like a month. I have spent more effort on this description than what I created ok done bye

Lobotomized Robots in the Wild West

A Sad Story

A handicapped patient visits the sperm donor

A handicapped patient visits the sperm donor.

The Sperm Donor

Handicapped Mario vs. Bowser.

Here's another Handicapped Mario Video.

Handicapped Mario vs. Bow

Ice Bucket Challenge to prove Stephen Hawking is such a Hypocrite. And also for Charity.

Handicapped Mario Does Th

Cripple / Paralyzed / Paraplegic / Handicapped Mario.

Handicapped Mario.

Here is the pilot of Captain Handicapped.

Captain Handicapped

The handi quacks are back for more action!

Lyrics: 
One day three ducks were crossing a road, 
Going to get some soda. 
But they weren't looking where they were going and 
a bus came along and hit them all. 
Now theyre handicapped and 
No that's pretty much it.

Handi-Quacks

READ FIRST: Please click the edge of the play button: it is broken i am mentally handicapped i will reupload

Random Flash Of Random

Jeffrey is mentally handicapped, but there is something strange about him when he is left alone at night

This is Jeffrey

Many short animations of the Chibi Kidschitta Series

This is a collection of pretty much every Chibi Kidschitta flash I made in one. Along with many new ones. 
The animations are about a mentally handicapped boy called Shiro, his friend Hanzo and their friend Kideme. 
It's like robot chicken style sketch comedy 
I reply to every review, every single one!

Chibi KSA- Shorts

I'm pretty bored and I've been making these things for a long time in GIF format and so I thought I'd add music and make it a flash. The whole title is Chibi Kidschitta Basically it's about a mentally handicapped boy (Shiro) And his best friend (Hanzo) And their friend (Kideme) 
I reply to all comments 
don't forget to check out my other things

Chibi KSA- Last Loli

The talents of a handicapped substitute cricket player's gets overlooked by his own team captain during

CRICKEY

Retardo a young mentally handicapped boy finds himself
in the middle of the biggest crime spree ever.

Retardo CrimeStopper

My friend got handicapped, this is my tribute to him.

FUCK YOU JEW

Raging Bullwinkle
*FLASH 8 ONLY*
(PART TWO)
In part two, the crew experience a strange encounter with

Star Quest II (Part Two)

strange new fruit

This is Part 3 of the wheel chair man, this part is when he goes to rescue his wife. Due to the size limitation wheel chair man Vol 3 will be made into 2 Episodes.

Wheel Chair Man Vol 3

A police department uses its last resort to stop crime.

A police department uses its last resort to stop crime. This could turn into a series, it depends on the feedback and other things. update: Thanks for frontpage, Newgrounds! We're still reading the reviews, lots of positive feedback though. That's awesome that some people are noticing that this is a robocop parody!

Handicopped

This is my best movie yet, took me months to make enjoy.