Ball Worship Blowjob and Biggest Cumshot for Latina with Braces

It was her first year of college and she needed braces, so her friend recommended an orthodontist for her to see. He was a handsome older man with a bulge she could not stop staring at, especially when he started working insider her mouth. She had never felt a guy finger her mouth with such grace before and it was making her pussy soaking wet. He told her he loved her glasses and her earrings, which really caught his attention and made his cock go half-mast. Could've been her massive tits too, which were pouring out of her top, revealing the edge of her large areolas at times. She pretended to accidently elbow his junk multiple times, eventually turning into a caress as she attempted to stroke his cock with the side of her arm as he worked. His moaning and grunting made her keep going, faster and faster. She could not believe what was happening inside his pants. His cock was now as wide and long as her upper arm which it was pressed against. She could see precum starting to leak through his pants, she leans over and sucks it into her mouth leaving a long thread of precum connecting the two of them. He instructs her to hold still so he can finish installing her braces. She is unable to contain her lust for him, so she whips his cock out to jerk it while he finishes the dental work. The precum was gushing out intensely all over the both of them as she stroked away. Her other hand began to massage his big balls at the same time. She made him edge multiple times for her, even making him leak semen once. He really wanted to coat her sexy glasses with his explosive wad but first he had to finish her braces. He did love ejaculating on braces as well, so he had to force his balls to not eject what was now boiling inside them until his hard work was done. He finished tweaking them with his tools and right away she leaned down to kiss his balls with her new set of braces. His testicles flinch from the cold metal as she moves around them licking and sucking and scraping them at times. "I need you to bite my balls. This will help straighten out your teeth." He instructs. She puts both large testes in her mouth and gives them a gentle bite. He moans loudly as he jerks his dick over her head. She continues to nibble each ball feeling how squishy and full of cum they feel. This doc liked it rough. He then says for her to suck each ball as hard as she can. His balls had never been stretched so far. He thought she was going to rip them off of him. She had an incredible mouth that he could not wait to stuff with his cock. A waterfall of precum juice was getting all over her face as she continued to work his balls. She slurped up the thick stream of precum from his nuts to the tip of his cock as she slid it inside of her using his wad of precum and her drooling mouth as lube. Something he had never felt before. He fucked her face ferociously making the spit and precum fly all over his office as his balls slammed her chin over and over. He pounded her face on that dentist chair as she leaned back in the perfect angle allowing for max depth. He could not believe she could swallow all of his meat and not blink. Her constant eye contact made him want to give her one hell of a cum bath. She would lick his balls when deepthroating over and over. He loved it so much he had to pull out to begin giving her the facial of her life. "Now it's time for the final procedure, I make the best all-organic dental glue right here baby girl. I'm gonna need you to open real wide and smile!!!" It was like a cum gun that day. It just kept coming out right when he thought it was over, filling her mouth to the brim until it was pouring down on her bosom like a cum faucet. She begins to gargle and play with his massive load for a bit before she gulps it down. "Now that's some tasty cum right there! Have you been eating pineapple?" she asks. "Every single day, baby." he says trying to catch his breath. Credits: Drenched Official Theme Music by CeehDeeh

Dental Glue

"The noble lady watches the handsome gardener from her stained-glass windows. Her estate has much to look at, but it is this man who holds her gaze. It will not be long before she invites him into her bedroom, where a very different sort of flower needs tending." <ul><li>Secretary Karissa</li></ul> Watch it here: <a href="https://vrporn.com/final-fantasy-annabella-belladonna-a-xxx-parody/?a=92802" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://vrporn.com/final-fantasy-annabella-belladonna-a-xxx-parody/?a=92802</a>Support us here: <a href="https://patreon.com/darkdreamsvr" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://patreon.com/darkdreamsvr</a> or <a href="https://subscribestar.com/darkdreamsvr" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://subscribestar.com/darkdreamsvr</a> Animation by Lazy Procrastinator (<a href="https://subscribestar.adult/lazyprocrastinator" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://subscribestar.adult/lazyprocrastinator</a>),sound by Volkor (<a href="https://www.patreon.com/Volkor" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.patreon.com/Volkor</a>),and voice acting by Cottontail (<a href="https://x.com/CottontailVAVA" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://x.com/CottontailVAVA</a>).

Final Fantasy - Annabella Belladonna

“NiCO needed help moving some things in her laboratory. Heavy things- perfect for a handsome, strong man from the ranks of facility technicians. When the job was done, you were tired and aching… but not a single piece of equipment was actually moved.” - Secretary Karissa Watch it here: <a href="https://vrporn.com/dead-or-alive-brawn-and-brain-a-xxx-parody/?a=92802" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://vrporn.com/dead-or-alive-brawn-and-brain-a-xxx-parody/?a=92802</a>Support us here: <a href="https://patreon.com/darkdreamsvr" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://patreon.com/darkdreamsvr</a> or <a href="https://subscribestar.com/darkdreamsvr" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://subscribestar.com/darkdreamsvr</a> Animation by the Dark Dreams VR teams, including animators Abysmal ( <a href="https://www.patreon.com/Abysmal3D" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.patreon.com/Abysmal3D</a> ) and Kaeg ( <a href="https://www.patreon.com/kaeg" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.patreon.com/kaeg</a> ). The sound design was done by Shmopla ( <a href="https://www.patreon.com/Shmopla" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.patreon.com/Shmopla</a> ) and the voice acting by Mia Lovett ( <a href="https://x.com/MyMiaLovett" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://x.com/MyMiaLovett</a> ).

Dead or Alive - Brawn and Brain

Im starting to become aimless with my approach with art. its frustrating, i feel stumped and uninspired, it just feels like a chase on how I can get better, but whenever I try to do it, it never feels worth it or satisfying or rewarding. Who am I? am I really the artist I say I am? is there something more to me? The video is talking about a version of myself that doesnt exist, a version that i fantasize about, a stereotype of the "handsome man," or even the "beautiful woman;" a struggle with my identity. The entire world has conditioned my mentality, my perception, my self submission, i feel like my spirit has died long ago and is at the bottom of the well.My mind made a solution for me, the perfect version of myself, the beautiful girl that impresses others, the talented girl that loves to create, the intelligent girl who can solve any solution, the understanding girl who is considered the "therapist friend," the girl who has never been seen before, and came out of nowhere. there's no room for me. there's only room for her. there's only room for Milli I am not Milli, im something else. Who am I?

who are you?

Zer0 so handsome

poorly animated payday 2 meme lol. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@PAYDAYGame" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">‪@PAYDAYGame‬</a> audio and idea taken from here <a href="https://www.gstatic.com/youtube/img/watch/yt_favicon.png" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.gstatic.com/youtube/img/watch/yt_favicon.png</a> • bulldozer time by <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@amavew" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">‪@amavew‬</a> Official Discord server ► <a href="https://discord.gg/DDNJr6fnts" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://discord.gg/DDNJr6fnts</a>

BULLDOZER TIME!

Dva wants to be on the top of her game that’s why she’s hired a personal trainer to help her get perfect form! DVA was struggling to keep up with the competition in the Overwatch league. Despite her impressive skills on the battlefield, she knew that she needed to step up her game if she wanted to stay at the top. That's why she hired a personal trainer, a handsome and muscular man named Alex, to help her take her physical abilities to the next level. This is a preview of what it looks like in VR taken as a screen recording, You can check it out in full VR on our Patreon, Subscribe Star, Fanbox or Itch Follow Us on Twitter!<a href="https://twitter.com/VR_Hentai" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://twitter.com/VR_Hentai</a> Patreon<a href="https://www.patreon.com/hentaivr" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.patreon.com/hentaivr</a> Subscribe Star<a href="https://subscribestar.adult/hentaivr" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://subscribestar.adult/hentaivr</a> Fanbox<a href="https://hentaivrstudio.fanbox.cc/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://hentaivrstudio.fanbox.cc/</a> Itch<a href="https://hentaivr.itch.io/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://hentaivr.itch.io/</a> Fansly<a href="https://fansly.com/HentaiVRstudio/posts" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://fansly.com/HentaiVRstudio/posts</a> Bewyx<a href="https://www.patreon.com/bewyx" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.patreon.com/bewyx</a>

Dva Personal Trainer 2

“Marie Rose’s first day as a succubus didn’t go exactly as planned. She imagined a lot of femdomming. Pouncing on top of that handsome neighbor and extracting his man semen like a sex demon! Buuuuut Marie’s subby tendencies surfaced yet again. So here we are.” <ul><li>Secretary Karissa</li></ul> Watch it here: <a href="https://vrporn.com/doa-first-day-succubus-a-xxx-parody/?a=92802" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://vrporn.com/doa-first-day-succubus-a-xxx-parody/?a=92802</a>Support us here: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/DarkDreamsVR" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.patreon.com/DarkDreamsVR</a> or <a href="https://subscribestar.adult/darkdreamsvr" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://subscribestar.adult/darkdreamsvr</a> Animation by Lazy Procrastinator ( <a href="https://subscribestar.adult/lazyprocrastinator" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://subscribestar.adult/lazyprocrastinator</a> ) and sound by Shmopla ( <a href="https://twitter.com/Shmopla" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://twitter.com/Shmopla</a> ).

DoA - First Day Succubus

A little dino meets a patriotic stranger in the park

A little dino does engages in his favorite pastime: going on the seesaw by himself. That is, until suddenly, he is interrupted by a mysterious, patriotic, handsome, blue stranger.This is just my final for one of my classes. Just another usual dinosaur absurdist piece er whatever. Not much to say. I got my first blue screen of death working on this project and it was quite scary. It was when I was working on that one part where the barrages of American icons first show up. That part was actually a bit of a headache to work on but it's reel worthy so we chillin.Kinda smooth sailing in terms of stuff to work on lately. The reality check is inches away from hitting me.Man, I have a fun thing I've been working on, I've just been conflicted on how much I should work on cuz I need to start my job hunt soon. Bleh mang.Ok that's it

The American Dream

Dan Smith actually fights the Power Rangers in Killer7

I made a silly re-animate of one of my favorite moments from one of my favorite games of all time.. I played K7 so much on the Gamecube that game messed my mind up so bad as a kid but I couldn't get enough of it. Stylistically I think its still like my favorite game of all time. I hope Suda51 is able to do more with the Smith Syndicate in a future project (beyond just a badass Dan cameo in NMH)

Killer7 Dan vs The Handsome Men

Aidan and Melissa are melting in this heat they need to find a way to cool down!

Thank you to the very handsome/beautiful contributors and the multiple personnel for the thumbnail and for helping this nonsense so loves and kisses to these fuckers! Loves and kisses to <a href="https://xxcatgore.newgrounds.com/" rel="nofollow">Frankie </a>for helping me write this mess and his totally tubular/cut voice acting and art HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH <a href="https://bignickthethiccc.newgrounds.com/" rel="nofollow">Nick </a>for helping also with the writeing process but also for the amazing thumbnail and animation he is insane plz throw peanuts at him <a href="https://marvazoid.newgrounds.com/" rel="nofollow">Marv </a>for the fucking epic lolz of writeing but his help with the thumbnail and the art in the episode BUT ALSO THE AMAZING <a href="https://twitter.com/marvazoid/status/1663761537272631296" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">ART</a> he is fucking insane please also throw peanuts at him <a href="https://hawtdogull.newgrounds.com/" rel="nofollow">HAWTDOGULL!!! </a>HAHAHAH hawtdogull makes me lol all the time but her amazing voice acting is always 10/10 please send her love letters through the PM system or through twitter please!!!! <a href="https://stepford.newgrounds.com/" rel="nofollow">Stepford!!!</a> narrator plus Australian thank you for the help heeheeeheee thank you for narrating <a href="https://turbonicflaws.newgrounds.com/" rel="nofollow">TurbonicFlaws!!</a> the residential ironboy show fan but he is Australian and did narration!!! <a href="https://noremansnoreman.newgrounds.com/favorites" rel="nofollow">NOREMAN!!!!</a> came in to save this thing a real action hero everyone should inspire to be more like him!!! <a href="https://fenzofrfr.newgrounds.com/" rel="nofollow">FenzoFRFR</a> THANK YOU!! for not only for the voiceacting as a captain daveybucket but also for the moral support fenzo is amazing he kept me from killing myself i was on the brink and fenzor walked in and took my needdle what fucking a fucking asshole NVM dont support BLOCK AND REPORT!!! Thank you everyone from<a href="https://www.youtube.com/@churchofpurpleskunk" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow"> Church Of Purple Skunk</a> mainly <a href="https://twitter.com/Grayskyman" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">rhubarb </a>for the philm festival and everything that was put into place to make this nonsense a reailty and did random bullshit but yeah I fucking love doing this random nonsense so yeah anyways all the love to everypony see you in the next whatever AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Aidan and Melissa : Summer Extravaganza

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Helltaker the handsome man with big balls

music provided by handsome man <a href="https://dryest.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@Dryest</a>

skaterlad

Researcher and test subject get very close

NiCO invests herself in her science. Nobody can doubt that. But some might point out how her results show just a smidgeon of bias in favor of a certain handsome shinobi test subject. In fact, peer reviewers of NiCO’s research reports have noted her unnecessary compliments on the subject’s body and prowess. <ul><li>Secretary Karissa</li></ul> Watch it here: <a href="https://vrporn.com/dead-or-alive-sentimental-research/?a=92802" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://vrporn.com/dead-or-alive-sentimental-research/?a=92802</a> Animation by <a href="https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/30917150" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">LazyProcrastinator</a> and sound by Laarel. More public releases of ours over at Vrporn.com ( <a href="https://vrporn.com/studio/darkdreams/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://vrporn.com/studio/darkdreams/</a> ). And of course, support us on Patreon ( <a href="https://www.patreon.com/DarkDreamsVR/posts" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.patreon.com/DarkDreamsVR</a> ) for exclusives, remasters, studio animations, polls, and a discord channel.

Sentimental Research - Dead or Alive

Any rank-and-file grunt who passes Commander White off as a soulless machine hasn’t seen her discreet side. Pulling handsome men away from their duty stations and laying them flat in her private bunk- that’s enough to be a scandal. But the Commander’s discretion never falters and her suitors are too happy to complain. <ul><li>Secretary Karissa</li></ul> Watch it here: <a href="https://vrporn.com/nier-automata-commanders-discretion/?a=92802" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://vrporn.com/nier-automata-commanders-discretion/?a=92802</a> Animation by <a href="https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/30917150" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">LazyProcrastinator</a>, soundwork by <a href="https://www.patreon.com/lerico213" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Lerico213</a>, and voiceacting by <a href="https://www.patreon.com/PixieWillow" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Pixie Willow</a>. You can find more public releases by Dark Dreams VR over at Vrporn.com ( <a href="https://vrporn.com/studio/darkdreams/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://vrporn.com/studio/darkdreams/</a> ). And please support us on Patreon ( <a href="https://www.patreon.com/DarkDreamsVR/posts" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.patreon.com/DarkDreamsVR</a> ). You'll get access to exclusives, remasters, studio animations, polls, and a discord channel.

Commander's Discretion - NieR: Automata

A fan music video to the song Rick Springfield. A song that's in french. Oh and that flash at the beginning was just a production note, saying when i started the project, Woops...if you want some context. Here's the english lyrics. From Jocopedia! Remember there was a record with a dog?A dog that wears a necktie like a man.I mean, the dog is like a manNot the tie! I'm Rick SpringfieldHere in the barI am a nice guyWho plays the guitarI am that guy who in the United States is a superstar On TV, there was a hospitalAnd I was a doctor, a handsome doctorHave you seen this program?Does one say "program"? I'm Rick SpringfieldHere in the barI am a nice guyWho plays the guitarI am that guy who is in the United States: a superstar I do not understand this idiotSomething about a very good dog? I'm Rick SpringfieldHere in the barI am a nice guyWho plays the guitarI am that guy who in the United States is a superstar I'm Rick SpringfieldI'm Rick Springfield

Je Suis Rick Springfield | Jonathan Coulton Fan Music Video

Hey. Do you like prostitutes, friend? I totally love 'em.

Hey. Do you like prostitutes, friend? I totally love 'em. After all it's the oldest profession on Earth. Hookers have a lot in common with politicians, journalists and actors... All of whom can either be artists or poseurs, turning cheap, dirty tricks — or answering a true calling. It's easy to say that women who, voluntarily or not, got into this craziness are weak, stupid, and spineless sluts. But are they not just satisfying demand? We all know that without them some would go bonkers from loneliness, fear, frustration and all kinds of complexes. I say without a smidgeon of irony: Most of these women, who by whatever twist of fate, became professional satisfiers of pathetic male fantasies are far more decent and fair than their despicable clientele. I totally get guys who say sex with hookers is the purest, most honest kind of sex that anyone can ever have. While a free-of-charge quickie can cost so much more... leaving behind such a residue of shame and cynicism for all involved that no matter how hard you try to you can never wash it off. And so I ask you — is there anything new that can be said about this storied topic of old? Not a goddamn thing. We can only shrug our shoulders. Or as we walk along the streets watching 13 and 14 year old girls hop into random cars we can be dumbfounded again and again from the sheer inconceivability of this scene. Or am I wrong? Ouch! And what's this monument? It's to an unknown, um... It says it's for an unknown hooker?? What the...? Well... Why the hell not? For the boys who go missing in action in senseless wars they build entire parks as memorials. Isn't this also a battlefield? Isn't the world of prostitution one big slaughterhouse? Of course it's naive to think that fantasies about Prince Charming will soon stop turning the heads of girls dreaming of rom-com lives. Where a handsome man in a fancy car sweeps then off their feet and puts a ring right on their finger. Let the prudes grind their perfect teeth to dust right now, cuz, baby, this bronze beauty IS going to stand somewhere along 5th Avenue, or the Champs-Élysées — some glorious main street of our cities. I command it! A giant woman in a provocatively short dress, rain or shine, an eyesore eternally waving horny men down. Forcing every passer-by to engage their brains and decide for themselves — what do they think of it. — And what's this monument? 
— It's in honor of the Noble Hooker. 
— An actual prostitute monument? What for? 
— What for? Because... they're good-looking, of course.

Mr. Freeman, part 03

An english short story about a strong proud tree and a humble small tree

Watch more videos here(Toonzee TV Youtube Channel) and Please subscribe - 
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrys2zHsyoEgnM9ms9ge4oA" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrys2zHsyoEgnM9ms9ge4oA</a> There was a proud teak tree in the forest. He was tall and strong. There was a small herb next to the tree. The teak tree said, “I am very handsome and strong. No one can defeat me.” 
Hearing this, the herb replied, “Dear friend, too much pride is harmful. Even the strong will fall one day.” The teak ignored the herb’s words. He continued to praise himself. A strong wind blew. The teak stood firmly. Even when it rained, the teak stood strong by spreading its leaves. During these times, the herb bowed low. The teak made fun of the herb. One day, there was a storm in the forest. The herb bowed low. As usual, the teak did not want to bow. The storm kept growing stronger. The teak could no longer bear it. He felt his strength giving way. He tried his best to stand upright, but in the end, he fell down. That was the end of the proud tree. When everything was calm again, the herb stood straight. He looked around. He saw that the proud teak had fallen.

Strong or Weak - Toonzee TV

Game Grumps - Heated "D"iscussion 2: The "D"efinitive Edition!

The phallus-themed adventures of Arin Handsome and Danny Saxbeng continue. Now with an added intergalactic tinge! ► Support me on PATREON! <a href="https://www.patreon.com/AngryWhiskers" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.patreon.com/AngryWhiskers</a> ► Also follow me on TWITTER: <a href="https://twitter.com/AngryWhiskerz" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://twitter.com/AngryWhiskerz</a> ► And here's my deviantArt too: <a href="http://angrywhiskers.deviantart.com/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://angrywhiskers.deviantart.com/</a> ► Oh, and tumblr: <a href="http://angrywhiskers.tumblr.com/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://angrywhiskers.tumblr.com/</a> ► Listen to me on SoundCloud: <a href="https://soundcloud.com/angrywhiskers/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://soundcloud.com/angrywhiskers/</a> ► Check out my second channel here: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaW0" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaW0</a>... ► Previous Cartoon: <a href="https://youtu.be/_oi5gf8976U" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://youtu.be/_oi5gf8976U</a> ► Suggested Video: <a href="https://youtu.be/tjbEiYiwus8" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://youtu.be/tjbEiYiwus8</a> ► Episode this audio came from: <a href="https://youtu.be/4u7ndRETnZg?t=6m5s" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://youtu.be/4u7ndRETnZg?t=6m5s</a> DISCLAIMER: All (voice) audio used excluding the "AngryWhiskers" intro and outro was created by the Game Grumps and edited by me for the specific purpose of this animation. I claim no part in making the actual dialogue, all credit goes to the Game Grumps, this is purely a fan-made video.

Game Grumps Animated - Scientific "D"iscussion (Roche Limit)

The Brave and Handsome Squad on their first 'exciting' mission!

Can The Brave and Handsome Squad defeat Emperor Butt in time?!??! Probably not?!??! (I'm having trouble getting my preloader/video control to work, if anyone can point me towards handy tips with these I would be grateful!) Check out more at <a href="http://www.youtube.com/ba" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/ba</a> hsshow

Brave and Handsome Pilot

THE SUBTITELS ARE BEING USED ONLY AT THE START! 
--Attention!-- 
-This cartoon is originally made in Ukranian but was translated and voiced to English.- The quality of translation and voice action used to be such Cocksucking bad. That's the way you can feel an underground spirit of Pete the Cock Superhero Saga! Actually, Pete the Cock is a real-life underground singer. Superhero, vocal artist and handsome motherfucker. What could be possibly better? Rate and comment, hope you like it.

Pete the Cock

A sad and touching animation about falling in love and the consequences.

My Sweetheart - Animation by Dimitri Kozma The history of Ana Clara, who falls in love with the most handsome boy in the neighborhood. She can do anything to be noticed. Anything... Based on Dimitri Kozma's Toy Art. This is a sad and touching animation about falling in love and the consequences. A movie by Dimitri Kozma 
Audio by Julio Pacobahyba Copyright (c) - Dimitri Kozma 
<a href="http://www.orbemidia.com/dimitri" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">www.orbemidia.com/dimitri</a> kozma 
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My Sweetheart

NOTE: I've been under so much stress due to Cyberen's current condition. My handsome assistant AdamAnt suggested i take a short hiatus. As you can see, if you were to look, the title of today's Silly is dated 2 days ago. Sorry for the delay. Cyberen ain't getting any better =( Sometimes the littlest things in life can be the hardest! Last episode (<a href="http://www.newgrounds.co" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://www.newgrounds.co</a> m/portal/view/472084), Cyberen woke up after a dreamed sexual encounter with Pamela Anderson to some wet hospital bed sheets. Nurse Shartzworth explains to Cyberen that he has experienced a nocturnal emission. Cyberen has ejaculated during his sleep. Boy's at that special age who happen to be reading this: IT'S OK TO EJACULATE. YOUR BODY IS GOING THROUGH SOME CHANGES. IT'S PERFECTLY NATURAL. Today, we open up a whole new "can of worms", so to speak. Cyberen finds in the aftermath of his nocturnal emission, he has a raging erection that will not go away. Although this is also perfectly natural, Cyberen has no idea. With Nurse Shartzworth on break doing cocaine off of a hospital toilet seat, Cyberen has no one to tell him so. Said erection begins to whittle away at Cyberen's meager grip on sanity, driving Cyberen to leave his hospital bed, trying to curtail his swollen orange sex organ with various means available to him in increasingly outlandish and hilarious, BUT VERY DANGEROUS (PLEASE DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME) ways. When Nurse Shartzworth passes out in the bathroom, will she wake up in time before Cyberen inflicts serious penile injury on himself? Watch and find out! REMINDER FROM THE PRINCESS LAUCHERELLA: Cyberen, the man responsible for the popular Invader Zim: TMHSE, is suffering from breast cancer and has recently undergone a left mastectomy. He's going through radiation right now, and is very ill. All we can do is cross our fingers and pray that they kill the rest of the cancer, so that Cyberen will pull through. Because of his current condition, Cyberen is EXTREMELY depressed. Please go to his Newgrounds page (<a href="http://cyberen.newground" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://cyberen.newground</a> s.com) and give him love and support. He needs it now more than ever.

Cyberen's Morning Wood

11 Animators join to build a city out of only cardboard, welcome to Cardboard City!

Um, guys? Its a collab, there's wasn't SUPPOSED to be even a vague plot, so if you're just going to review and say 'OMG it was liek borring and so i haeted it whar was the story? lolololol 0!' we've heard it before! Hey thanks for the front page tom! Here, have a key to the city! And daily second, thats pretty cool! Animators who I haven't co-authored will be co-authored as soon as they add me! :) This is Cardboard City When nick and I (moro) were trying to come up with a theme for a collab we could lead together, we were kinda stuck. We both wanted something that could be made cohesive, something that all the parts by all the animators could have in common, without looking too similar. We puzzled together for a little while, and then I started thinking, what about a city? And that was that. Both of us LOVE textured animation, and we decided cardboard would be one of the more interesting substances to play with. With that, the collab was started, and little by little, it picked up speed, with gradually more and more people seeing the thread and trying stuff out, which was pretty cool. One of the main things we were going for was for the animators involved to stretch themselves, and we think that happened. Haha, well, I guess I should post the lineup we've got for you fine folk tonight :) Moro 
Nick 
Handsome Jake 
Ziwon 
Dr Clay 
Vincoid 
KyleDaFox 
Biskits 
MarcyVF 
Biskits 
and Goat-Man these were spectacular the whole way through, when I made them do push ups they didn't whine, there was no trouble at mealtimes, we just all had a really good time. Vincoid won the house of cards contest though. he's quite good at that ;) The collab ended up being huge, a lot larger than I had expected even though compared to other multi author stuff here on NG, there weren't a huge number of animators. In total it's... well, might as well do ALL THE SPECS AT ONCE OMG LOLOLOLOLOL specs 7674 frames in total, including menu, preloader game, dr.clay's piece, EVERYTHING! 
319.7 seconds long, which makes it like, over 4 minutes long 
24 frames per second 
700x460 so ya, myself I was really shocked this morning when I added everything in and found it was almost 8000 frames long. I've never had that before. thats a lot of frames. but we still can't say its OVER 9000 because ITS OVER 7000 just doesn't have that same ring to it, haha. :) Hmm. what else. UMM. well ya, as I said, all these guys were really fun to work with, and I think it shows. Myself, I'm quite pleased with the standard thats set, and hopefully its good enough for you high end critics out there too! :) COOLIO NIATO was nice enough to make us an absolutely amazing preloader game, which was really cool of him to do. Its an awesome game. I'm addicted. My record so far is like, 25000 but Im sure a bunch of you can beat that, so if you do, PM me with a screenshot and I'll try to do better than whatever you got. hahaha. but seriously, a round of cardboard applause (the loudest kind there is, of course!) to coolio for that. I THINK THATS IT! so, without further ado, we present Cardboard City. Enjoy the show! -Moro, Nick, Jake, Ziwon, Vincoid, Goatman, Marcy, Kyle, Dr Clay, Coolio, and Biskits :) oh and if you've read all this, congrats! there's also an easter egg on the menu ;) that is all.

Cardboard City

The Misadventures of the lost boys - God's Tournament

*Edit* holy crap! This is such an old flash! Check out my newer stuff if you were actually able to dig this guy up! (<a href="http://www.SuperAwesomeWorld.co" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">www.SuperAwesomeWorld.co</a> m) The Misadventures Of The Lost Boys: God's Tournament. Well our buddy Pflop made an updated version of an Alpha Roster our Webmaster did. So the master of the fightscenes put together almost all of mine and Ian's flash characters and had a mysterious trophy make them fight... ready for the twist? HE'S GOD! This was a quote from Pflop, badass of the group of 5 known as the lost boys: "So after my usual afternoon coffee I headed too the local pub to get my usual afternoon alcohol when I spotted this store that I had never spotted before. This site was very perplexing sense I had been living in this town for over fifty years and I know any and all historical landmarks in the tri-state area. I quickly shimmied and two-stepped my way across the street to get a closer look at this intriguing place. The windows had been tinted black so that any passer-biers could not look through and the only sign of life was a doormat that read "RACECAR." At that particular moment I realized I was reading the doormat upside down so I quickly turned it around and read it again... it still read "RACECAR." I was not very pleased with this so I tossed a brick through the tinted black window and you would not believe what stood before me then... before my eyes... in front of me... Right in front of me... it was a tall handsome man with a shinny cup for a head and a name tag that read god. I asked the man why he was standing here and why had I never seen this story before... he did not answer. We stood there in silence, staring into each other's eyes waiting for the other to speak but know one did. At that very moment the light shinning through the window had vanished and I was left standing in pitch black with this odd fellow. I started to panic and began to throw punches into the dark hitting nothing but air. After a good twenty minutes of spinning and twirling I became extremely exhausted and preceded to pass out onto the floor. I have no idea how long I was lying there but what I do know is when I awoke I was laying in a hospital bed with my legs severed from my body. I soon found out from the nurses that I was involved in a brawl with ten or so other men and that she said I was lucky to be alive. I wish I was dead, some how I lost my cock in the tussle. I don't know how, I don't know where it went, but I swear I will find the man who stole it, and kill him for what he did to me. Him and his shinny head, thinks he's so cool, HE'S NOT, oh his day will come, his day will come."