"How bad can your life get in less than a year?"

Casting Call Link: <a href="https://www.castingcall.club/projects/clear-diamond" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.castingcall.club/projects/clear-diamond</a> Irekj07: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@irekj07" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/@irekj07</a> Short run down:A new chapter in life has begun for the 18 year old Karo Nachtigal, as she finally begins her ventures into the work force by becoming a trainee in the "Falkenheide Vocational Training Center". However, this proves to be more difficult than she would ever have imagined, as the town is overrun by a group of neon-green wearing maniacs that have set the town of Falkenheide into both fear and anger. With her having to juggle both her training and the hostile faction, she luckily finds people that help her conquer both of those taxing things. But the question remains... what will the future bring? It must have an ace up its sleeve...------------------------------Description: Clear Diamond is the official Spin-Off to Spirit Gems, work on it had started back in early 2023, with its first episode out and its second on the horizon. It tells the story of Karo Nachtigal, a nervous and down on her self respect girl with a lot of regret trailing her. Otherwise, the story´s themes center around corruption, the ever growing hatred for ones fellow man and the true value of friendship in a world that wants to bury you. As for how the story connects with Spirit Gems´s will show over time as the series goes on, leading to the two worlds colliding at the most critical part.---------------------------Help Wanted: The Casting Call is now open! If you are interested, you are free to audition! Right now what we need to most is new voice actors for the new characters that are gonna be featured in the next and following episodes. Other than that, perhaps another artist would be very much welcome to join too. I do have to say that (at least for now), you would only be doing volunteer work, as I sadly do not have the funds to pay you. But perhaps one day that could change.------------------------If you read this far, thank you for doing so. And also thank you a lot for watching! I hope to give you guys more updates on both Spirit Gems and clear Diamond soon!------------------------Sound Effects used:"Bling" Sound Effect: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOHo3qQya3A" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOHo3qQya3A</a>Door Opening: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwld89z9d90" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwld89z9d90</a>Military Base Ambience: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHVKMtnonug" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://youtu.be/zHVKMtnonug</a>Slurping: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqE03KosjvM" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqE03KosjvM</a>Heavy Boots: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbkl17x0heo" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://youtu.be/xbkl17x0heo</a>

Clear Diamond: Concept Trailer

Please visit us on youtube at <a href="https://youtu.be/HSZ6nuqVz4Q" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://youtu.be/HSZ6nuqVz4Q</a> =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-Content used as per the Licencing Terms on <a href="https://www.newgrounds.com">https://newgrounds.com</a> Which are: =-=- - You are free to copy, distribute and transmit this work under the following conditions: - Attribution: You must give credit to the artist.Noncommercial: You may not use this work for commercial purposes. =-=- Image 1 TrickyBy pachirisu978 Image 2 FNF TrickyBy Dervion Image 3Tricky madness byTheMastermario22 Image 4 Clay TrickyBy PikaRobo Image 5Tricky's Happy PlaceRhunyc Music by ZuckyshowTickys Revenge Full credit given to the artists, if imagery is not self signed we add a credit to the image using the handle/name on the <a href="https://www.newgrounds.com">https://www.newgrounds.com</a> Artist profile. Pixel Speech Bubble Generator: <a href="https://pixelspeechbubble.com/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://pixelspeechbubble.com/</a> Image Editor <a href="https://www.getpaint.net/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.getpaint.net/</a> BoltBait's Plugin Pack for Paint.net<a href="https://forums.getpaint.net/topic/113220-boltbaits-plugin-pack-for-pdn-v4212-and-beyond-updated-july-16-2020/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://forums.getpaint.net/topic/113220-boltbaits-plugin-pack-for-pdn-v4212-and-beyond-updated-july-16-2020/</a> Shorcut Video Editor: <a href="https://shotcut.org/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://shotcut.org/</a> =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Friday Night Funkin fan art expo

If you have an issue watching the video in chrome you may want to try Firefox or start at a different point in the video. Hey look Tomar its you and your theme song......the end.Special thanks to Captain Boomcake for creating this remix, he did a great job and it was a pleasure to collaborate with him on this project. Also thanks to Oneyplays for making incredibly funny videos and content, and thank you Tomar.Go check out his other music on his soundcloud, Spotify, and Newgrounds accounts.Also if you enjoyed the art and animation go check me out on my accounts as well Captain Boomcake:Soundcloud: <a href="https://soundcloud.com/captainboomcake" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://soundcloud.com/captainboomcake</a>Spotify: <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/71xRH1uHBUd4Lwi0NJ7YCK" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://open.spotify.com/artist/71xRH1uHBUd4Lwi0NJ7YCK</a>Newgrounds: <a href="https://captainboomcake.newgrounds.com/audio/" rel="nofollow">https://captainboomcake.newgrounds.com/audio/</a> JC / Jcalugerconcepts:Youtube: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCZuCLg73U7teJKydVrsvZA?view_as=subscriber" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCZuCLg73U7teJKydVrsvZA?view_as=subscriber</a>Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/Jcalugerconcep1" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://twitter.com/Jcalugerconcep1</a> Youtube link to video: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti43dpaR30Y" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti43dpaR30Y</a>

Tomar's theme song Remix

late july-early august 2020 video by conner nyberg + bryan thomason "_burning_drug_" by Kawai Sprite can be found on a variety of links, such as these: <a href="https://drugpop.bandcamp.com/track/burning-drug-2" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://drugpop.bandcamp.com/track/burning-drug-2</a><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo1Cno7MvpA" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo1Cno7MvpA</a><a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/19nnKeOt6Vo1g0ijPcFxdu" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://open.spotify.com/artist/19nnKeOt6Vo1g0ijPcFxdu</a>

_burning_drug_

Original comic by Gregor Czaykowski:<a href="https://loadingartist.com/comic/abdominal-snowman/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://loadingartist.com/comic/abdominal-snowman/</a> A new animation for a new year! Woooooo!

Loading Artist Animated - "Abdominal Snowman"

When it's time for sentencing, a prisoner gets a surprise verdict...

Original comic here: <a href="https://loadingartist.com/comic/crime" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://loadingartist.com/comic/crime</a>... Music: Drunk - Rucklo 
<a href="https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/199351">https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/199351</a> Get Outen Mine Face Der Funk - Patrick Smith 
<a href="https://www.audioblocks.com/stock-audio/get-outen-mine-face-der-funk--95745.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.audioblocks.com/stock-audio/get-outen-mine-face-der-funk--95745.html</a> Island Playtime - Neil Cross 
<a href="https://www.themusicase.com/track/115150/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.themusicase.com/track/115150/</a> Holy cow! Another animated Loading Artist comic! Hope you folks enjoy this one, ok? Ok. Ok! UPDATE: Changed the celebratory music to something a little less copyright infringing. Sorry about that!

Loading Artist Animated - "Crime Pays"

I hope you enjoy this animation of Loading Artist's comic, animated by me, for you YouTube- <a href="https://www.youtube.com/flashoons" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/flashoons</a> 
Twitter- <a href="https://twitter.com/Flashoons" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://twitter.com/Flashoons</a> 
Instagram- <a href="https://www.instagram.com/flashoons/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.instagram.com/flashoons/</a> 
Facebook- <a href="https://www.facebook.com/flashoons" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.facebook.com/flashoons</a> Comic source - <a href="https://loadingartist.com/comic/sharing-a-moment/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://loadingartist.com/comic/sharing-a-moment/</a> Tools used- Intuos Small and Adobe animate Sounds- 
<a href="https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/339326/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/339326/</a> 
<a href="https://freesound.org/people/vhlam/sounds/203171/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://freesound.org/people/vhlam/sounds/203171/</a> 
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFGS_NVsYGk&amp;t=1027s" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFGS_NVsYGk&amp;t=1027s</a> 
"Touching Moment" by Wayne Jones

Sharing a Moment - Loading Artist Animated

An animated take on a Loading Artist comic!

Original comic here: 
<a href="https://loadingartist.com/comic/lightheaded/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://loadingartist.com/comic/lightheaded/</a> I am a huge fan of Gregor Czaykowski's "Loading Artist" webcomic and decided to animate one of his comics as a way to show my appreciation for all the entertainment he has brought me over the years! Hope you enjoy!

Loading Artist Animated - "Lightheaded"

YOUTUBE- <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdt_E7Lrhe4" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdt_E7Lrhe4</a> Original comic- <a href="http://www.loadingartist.com/comic/temperature-temperament/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://www.loadingartist.com/comic/temperature-temperament/</a>

Temperature Temperament (loading artist comic)

Greetings Newgrounds Peoples and Fans. For the past year and a half I’ve been collecting sources, working with everyone that is taking part in the project, from animators, voice actors, music artists and writing plus animating. A decent amount of work is going in this project and we pretty much only scratching the service till things get real. So with that entire time pass I’ve been working really hard on a dialog scenes leading up to what’s about to go down for this. In other words, setting the stage. 
Some of my animators have still yet to submit their scene so this will take a while for total completion; things can change down the road for this. But no worries I do have a plan B on hand if worst come to worst. I’ve been thinking a lot about this really hard and decided to release a Pilot Episode leading up to what’s to come for next year. This episode is pretty much all dialog folks so don’t expect much action. I just want to show you guys how serious we going with this thing. Everyone worked really hard with me and been so professional with their work, so I like to give a very special thanks to my team members that’s taking part in the project as of now. We still have a bit ways to go guys and it’s up to you to make this happen. ;) Until Then 
~MS~

Frieza's Wish (Pilot Episode)

Pico is depressed at the current state of Newgrounds, so FrogMan comes to his aid.

Edit: Thanks for the frontpage! :D And daily 4th! And 3rd place movie for the Pico Day contest! Note: Please be patient with the loading, it's a HUGE file. Finally after over 2 years since I started working on it, FrogMan and Pico is done and here for everyone to see! Although it's been two years since I started working on this, two years of work wasn't put into it, 'cause I made some things inbetween. If i add up all the time spent on this though, it probably was a good solid year of work. Hopefully all the time and effort I put into this pays off and you all enjoy it. This is the longest thing I've ever animated and I can say I'm proud of it. I've been wanting for it to be finished for so long and it finally is. This was originally intended to come out Pico Day 2013, so some references are a little outdated 'cause that's just what was going on at the time. This thing was also going to be originally around 8 or so minutes long, and due to rewriting some stuff and adding some stuff since starting this, the runtime increased quite a bit. Clearly I underestimated how long this would take to make, 'cause after I didn't finish by Pico Day 2013, I thought it'd get done by Pico Day 2014. Nope. Everything worked out in the end though, as this year is the perfect year to submit, because it's Newgrounds 20th anniversary! What better time to release my "love letter" to Newgrounds? Anyways, I have a fuckton of stuff I can say about the production of this, especially these last few months, but I'll save that for a newspost. PLEASE let me know what you thought by leaving a review! It only helps me get better as an artist, and since I put an especially long amount of time on this, I really want to know what people think. Hopefully you enjoy watching this as much as I did making this! Also, a serious huge thanks to MistyEntertainment and Nat29. Without their assistance this might've not gotten done in time.

FrogMan and Pico

Song and Dance of the Political Theater and the Media Puppets

This is a simple political satire. We produced this one in about two and a half weeks. English subs are embedded, hit the "CC" button. Tech notes: 
Quality this good cannot be had by embedding video in a Flash SWF. We've tried many times. Adobe Flash CS 5.5 using AS 3.0 allows for better quality SWFs and faster loading on Newgrounds. We are living in a modern age where HD Youtube videos can be seen on Newgrounds, ain't we got fun! I remember when Youtube started and did not originally use a flash player on their site, however Newgrounds did. Youtube was the LOW QUALITY VIDEO site, and NEWGROUNDS was the HIGH QUALITY ART site. Newgrounds wasn't about FLASH, it was about ART. Then when Youtube started using the flash player, I thought, "How closed-minded, youtube doesn't accept SWF files!" I always thought Youtube made a big mistake limiting themselves like that. They Missed out on attracting a lot of talented artists that were already on NEWGROUNDS. A few things have changed over the years, YOUTUBE is now a site of HIGH QUALITY VIDEO and ART. Newgrounds, for a while now, has fallen behind on the ART side of things. I blame it on the technowlegy. Flash SWF doesn't handle VIDEO very well, unless you buy Autodesk Scaleform (That is used for Batman Arkham City, Dead Space, Just Dance, etc) which costs 10,000 dollars. However, because of Flash Action Script 3.0 as of CS 5, YOUTUBE VIDEOS can be streamed right into the Flash SWF. This means our art shall never be limited again. For the passionate animator/artist, this is a dream. Newgrounds was never about Flash, it is about Art (Animation, Programming, Music, Illustration), and flash SWFs are merely the conduit in which artists present their creations unto YOU. Enjoy, and please Subscribe to our "TheStringiniBros" channel, thank you.

It's The Puppet Show!

Like Breathe Carolina and/or the English language?

Oh hai, people! 
Like Breathe Carolina and/or the English language? 
Then you should enjoy this animation! Breathe Carolina's iTunes: 
<a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/breathe-carolina/id269267799" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/breathe-carolina/id269267799</a> Currently unreleased song. 
Expected to release this summer. Made in After Effects CS4 
Used Flash CS4 to add loading/play button. Fonts used: 
Cut The Paper- <a href="http://www.dafont.com/cut-the-paper.font" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://www.dafont.com/cut-the-paper.font</a> 
Acknowledge- <a href="http://www.1001freefonts.com/Acknowledge.php" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://www.1001freefonts.com/Acknowledge.php</a> 
Impact 
Poplar Std Want to learn your way around After Effects with really enjoyable tutorials? 
Check out: <a href="http://www.videocopilot.net" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://www.videocopilot.net</a> 
Make sure you check out the products available! The 'Twitch' Plug-in was used a lot in this animation.

BreatheCarolinaTypography

They're Eskimos. They do ... Eskimo stuff.

Hey all - Hope everyone is having some happy holidays! Some of us animators didnt come by a large heap of time to animate anything for the holidays this year so we decided to band together and create a short flash ... ABOUT ESKIMOS.(in the style of africa dudes) we all love them. I was lucky enough to work with some of my favorite artists on newgrounds - so please enjoy! sry about the loading time -it may or may not be worth it.. ________ 
*edit* 
-thanks for front page tom! for as fast as this came together i wasnt expecting that! -seems the music is pretty unsatisfactory. we are going to upload a version without it and see how that flies -as i mentioned above - this is done IN THE STYLE OF AFRICA DUDES. We arent trying to rip it off and claim we thought of it.

Eskimos

Evil Ken finally awakens, ready to take down evil ryu and anyone else in his way.

WOW!! after months of being lazy and unable to use the laptop, I finally finished it. 
there might be a few flaws in here..so if you find them please tell me so i can fix them. NOW ! i started exaclty where i stopped on episode 3. 
so yeah... enjoy! and the background artist is from <a href="http://fooray.deviantart" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://fooray.deviantart</a>. 
com/ i think i forgot to do the loading but to lazy to check... did I do the loading right??

Street Fighter Epic Ep.4

I think that was a spaceship crashing, but it might have been an amoeba exploding

[June 7th-13th] 
After a message from Mr. Fulp himself, the collab is now front paged! I've never been front paged for anything I submitted. I have for a few collabs and such, but this was submitted under my name! So thank you so much to Tom, and to all the supports. Means a lot, and glad to see some extra exposure for the collab and its participants :) [June 4th] 
I'm pissed off at my own idiocy! I just realized that after all the work I put into this, I never gave it a preloader!!!! How many people watched it, all they saw was a white screen while it was loading, voted 0 and moved on!? Although it is frustrating beyond belief, I can't live in the past. Atleast it's fixed now. Ugh... ------------------------- "Did You Hear That?" is a collaboration of sound and animation from 10 talented artists here on Newgrounds. All participants in this collab were hand selected by me, Goat-Man. All activities in this collab were conducted through privatemessages. Meaning members had no interaction with each other, and never knew who they were working with. Each member was told to hand in one random sound effect.The sound was allowed to be anything that they wanted. I took all handed in sound effects, and organized them into a random order. Each member was given this compiled sound file, and weren't allowed to change it in any way. Since there were no interactions between members, each animation came out 100% different because they were unable to take ideas from one another. The name "Did You Hear That?" came from the idea that each sound effect was interpreted differently. So each member heard and invisioned a different scene than the others. This is actually the first time that members in the collab will be able to see everyone that they worked with throughout the project. But, that was really just me being a tease more than anything :P Thank you so much to the members for your hard work and efforts. 
This was a blast to work on, and I loved organizing it! 
I hope you all love how it turned out as much as I do.

Did You Hear That?

a practice flash but I was only half way through it when i got bored and annoyed at it (any flash artist

Dont eat the cake!

Hamish & Rex face a new Government Lunatic...

EDIT: Thanks for the front page, Tom! I said it once and I'll say it again: "You are a Top Man!" Synopsis: 
Young Hamish (8) is over the moon when he makes friends with Becki, the new girl at school. 
Unfortunately Beckis' father is none other than Slazman Pruce, an evil Government Lunatic who blames Hamish and his robot best friend Rex for the death of his father. 
Within moments a Nuclear Homing Missile is dispatched to make short work of them. As always, only friendship and teamwork assist our heroes but this time... will that be enough? Special thanks to Courtney Leacock and Francine Louise for providing the extra voices! And Special Thanks also to Tom Fulp for his support and for allowing this thing on his mighty fine web-site! I should also thank the fantastic audio artists for their work! Check them out! Oh, if your computer is a bit slow then you might want to adjust the quality settings- it may look "cartoon-y" but there is quite a lot going on. 
========================= 
========================= IMPORTANT: Please make sure to click the API ads as the cartoon is loading as all the money raised is split between the Breast Caner Research Fund and the Yellow Ribbon Fund. Check out their profiles for more info! :D Cheers!

Subordinate Droids 3

The very best Dailytoons from the month of September

THE CRAB IS JUST A PRELOADER. WHILE IT IS LOADING, DO SOMETHING ELSE AND COME BACK TO IT. PLEASE WATCH THE ENTIRE MOVIE BEFORE YOU VOTE Anyways this flash was supposed to be released yesterday, but technical difficulties delayed it until today. It features the 26 finest Dailytoon entries from the month of September. It could not be closer to going over the filesize limit, and should run for over 10 minutes. Do something else while its loading and come back to it. Featuring: numerous hilarious fatbadger toons, the phenomenal ms paint skills of ramdonperson, the fantastic animating of Adam Ant, a guide to healthy eating from ThreeStar, puggles, and much much more. Don't expect any coherent storyline, just sit back, trip out, and enjoy. "Play All" plays the toons in a randomized order, and scene select shows you which artists made which parts.

D4ilytoons: Best of Sept.

PHP is an HTML-embedded scripting language. Much of its syntax is borrowed from C, Java and Perl with a couple of unique PHP-specific features thrown in. The goal of the language is to allow web developers to write dynamically generated pages quickly. So, you think you can handle this? 
And please, don't skip the white screen, that means "Loading Sounds" 
---WHAT CHANGED--- 
Peoples amused me with the problem called "PreLoader" so enjoy the new one. 
I'm now NG's popular artist due to them, so thanks for reviews and watches.

PHP Tutorial | Reel 2

+++___NOTES___
The white or black screen means that it's loading sounds !

PHP Tutorial: PX9 Collab

-----YOU MAY RIGHT CLICK AND SELECT MENU AT ANY PART OF THE MOVIE----- ATTENTION BOE, DJJ-ASSHOLE, NALO: Add me as a buddy so i can put u in the coauthor list! i made some adjustments, sorry for this shit. NOTE: We had some problems with the file, so there is another preloader when you want to see Punchout! Please BE PATIENT! It will appear, just wait!! Thanks!! 
--Anyway, there is an EASTER EGG! Now where could that be!? :P 
Hi, this is the Quimera. We love the old Nintendo (NES) games, so this is a tribute to our favourite games. Featuring Punch Out, DuckHunt, Kung Fu, The Legend of Zelda and Mario. The artists that contributed to the collab are Nacho Tururu, Keicho, BOE ,DJJ ASSHOLE and of course, Quimera. Hope you enjoy this! --Also, Megaman's Anniversary was meant to be in this flash but it would make a caos out of the file! So take a look at newgrouds: <a href="http://www.newgrounds.co" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">http://www.newgrounds.co</a> 
m/portal/view/264921 --The Punchout song was played totally by Quimera! (Rodrigo), if you want to hear it with higher quality enter our page, linked with our profile :P --Looping error fixed-- Special thanks to Tom from Newgrounds for helping out in this weird issue on double loading.

++Nes Collab++

Piconjo has a party in his pants... AND YOUR INVITED! 
________________________ UPDATE: Piconjo will have more kewl partys, wanna be at teh next one? No problem! Just swing an e-mail by <a href="mailto:jerkoffman@gmail.com">jerkoffman@gmail.com</a> !!! 
________________________ 6 top Newgrounds artists! 
8 movies (+ 1 hidden bonus one, check out the disco ball ~__~!) 
More than 11 minutes of high quality animation! The biggest collab sice Piconjo Jam 20! Piconjo &amp; Jerkoffman proudly presents: Piconjo's PaRtY!!! This is what some people have to say about Piconjo's PaRtY: 
Thomas Fulp: "After seeing this movie i started sploojing so hard that Wade had to drive me to the hospital and give me a semen transfusion! Also Synj could not suck my dick for 2 weeks!" 
Wade Fulp: "Simply a masterpiece, i couldn't stop touching my pen0r once on the way to the hospital!" 
John Zirbes: "waaaaaaaaAAAAAA........ 
..gooo? Go GO! aaaaaaAAaa........ *starts drewling uncontrollably*" 
Randy Solem: "This movie made me so randy that i masturbated to ghey pr0n for 2 weeks in a row! 
Joseph Blancette: " After seeing this i realized that i have to 1) start animating my own movies 2) stop using stolen jokes and videogame characters 3) stop abusing the gradient tool and the tween command. 4) learn to do FBF..... Piconjo, can you ever forgive me?" WTF j00 r still reading this?!11 
Stay tuned, it will be done loading soon! (C) 2005 - Piconjo Productions &amp; Jerkoffvision 
Studios

Piconjo's Party

Second in the series; much bigger and better than the first!

Okay... now, I still don't know if this will work, but I THINK... repeat, THINK (I have no way of telling anymore) that I finally have the loading screen all fixed up. If not, you can still click Alphin... but hopefully, you will NOW be able to see the Character Profiles as well as About the Author. Hopefully... Oh, and PS. It's cool that I got into the top weekly 20. Hopefully Ep. 3 will do even better... :D Anyway, here's the blurb as it originally appeared: There we are. I FIIINALLY finished the sequel; it wasn't exactly the project itself that took me so long, but there were so many damn obstructions and obstacles cramming the holidays that I had hardly any time to get it done. As Blackadder would say, "My LIFE IS STREWN with COWPATS from the DEVIL'S OWN SATANIC HERD!!!" So, if I said that I had been 'animating' this project for six weeks, I would be telling the truth, but not the WHOLE truth... that is to say, it was done at a haphazard stretch in instalments over a period of about six weeks. Hope this doesn't result in continuity-problems! :p Also, not to blow my own trumpet or anything, but I think I deserve some kind of medal for figuring out how to make a toggle-button that controls the presence of subtitles, as I know NOTHING of actionscript, I own no decent books on the subject, and frankly, I simply don't have the time to check it up on the web. So I sat down, and over a period of about four painful hours, I finally managed to get it working. Which is a bloody achievement for me, 'cause I'm, like, the WORST programmer on earth. More of an artist myself... although, I highly recommend watching it without subtitles if you can understand the audio by itself, because there are times where it kind of distracts you from the image, etc. And once again, I must stress that I really love recieving your Emails! They give me a boost in morale, so if you liked the animation, please send me one! Oh, and don't forget that in my profile, you can see a small preview pic of my future works by hovering the mouse over the respective name. Enjoy!