A guy gets into trouble at a movie theater!

Max gets into trouble at the Unruled Cinema after his phone rings. Originally completed on January 21st, 2023. "Retro Shoes" used under free license from KineMaster Corporation. Created by DOZER DAISY PRODUCTIONS; 2023.

Unruled Cinemas "Phone" Policy ID

May discovers a hotspring, and a friend! And they've got something in common, nudity! May VA: Star WonderEzi VA: <a href="https://phosphorus.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@Phosphorus</a>_VAOriginal Music: <a href="https://guccifeline.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@GucciFeline</a>

May Sanderson Hot Spring Love Scene

Watch and learn how to do Christmas properly… with Max!

Are you suffering through a crisis where you are worried that you're not doing Christmas proper? Or are you suffering through a different crisis where the original short is outdated in your opinion? Do you want to do it properly AGAIN? Well, lucky for you, this special animated clip, designed to fit in with the current cannon, will give you all the details on How to do Christmas! Trust us, this is TRULY a definite way to do it. <a href="https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/908725">If you’d like to view the original short, click on the text here.</a> ———CREDITS ——— Re-Directed, Re-Written &amp; Re-Voiced by: Dozer DavisRe-Animated with: Sony Sketch “Joy To The World” &amp; “Overworld” used under free license from Kinemaster Corporation. "The Two Guys", “Max Anderson” and all other properties belong to Dozer Davis Productions. All rights reserved.

How To Do Christmas: REDUX

Watch and learn how to do Christmas properly… with a prototype Max!

Are you suffering through a crisis where you are worried that you're not doing Christmas proper? Do you want to do it properly? Well, lucky for you, this special animated clip will give you all the details on How to do Christmas! Trust us, this is a definite way to do it. <a href="https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/910451">If you’d like to view the redux version of this short, click on the text here.</a> ———CREDITS ——— Directed, Written &amp; Voiced by: Dozer DavisAnimated with: Sony Sketch “Joy To The World” &amp; “Overworld” used under free license from Kinemaster Corporation. "The Two Guys", “Guy” and all other properties belong to Dozer Davis Productions. All rights reserved.

How To Do Christmas (2022)

Cycon's gathered everyone together again for a big announcement!

Re-tweet to be sweet: <a href="http://ctt.ec/q8lx2" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://ctt.ec/q8lx2</a> Cycon's gathered everyone together again for a big announcement that he's been planning all year. I'm guessing there's a song involved, given the name of the episode... Let's see what the Podunkton Pals have in store for us! Like us on Facebook for future updates! 
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Welcome to Podunkton: 
"The Podunkton Anthem" Written by Jordan Christopher &amp; Ricky Sanderson 
Produced by Podunkton Studios VOICE TALENT: 
Kory Pratt as Klunk 
Jordan C. Miller as Cycon, Epic Toad, and The Narrator 
Max Miller as Old Man 
Jared "John Karting" Miller as Karting 
Mike Fortress as Damien SPECIAL THANKS TO: 
Megan Musgrave 
Tyler Wright 
Bryce Miller 
and the Podunkton Studios Crew 
Daniel Elliot (Gerkinman) 
Omarr Estrada (Dante D91 Productions) 
Jon "The Lemon" Monroe 
Max Gilardi 
and everyone who's stuck around and supports our good times! FEATURED PODUNKTON CITIZENS: 
Hillary Bergeron 
Dustyn Powers 
Deborah Woods SOUND: 
Composition &amp; Soundtracking 
by Colin "Doc Thallium" McDaniel "The Podunkton Anthem" 
written and performed by Jordan C. Miller 
with special thanks to Billy Putz 
Copyright 2013 Podunkton Studios SOUND FX: 
Jordan C. Foley 
Findsounds Additional Noise Making: 
Ricky Sanderson 
Jordan C. Miller 
Rebel the Dog Produced &amp; Recorded at 
Podunkton Studios, 2013 - 2014 ANIMATION: 
Lead Animator - Jordan C Miller 
Assistant Animator - Ricky Sanderson PRODUCED BY PODUNKTONSTUDIOS, 2004 - 2013 All original art and characters produced and created by Jordan C. Miller, copyright 2013.We encourage the art community, so feel free to use our likeness in any fan art you'd like! Feel free to email us at: 
Contact: <a href="mailto:w2podunkton@gmail.com">w2podunkton@gmail.com</a>

The Podunkton Anthem

NOTE: I've been under so much stress due to Cyberen's current condition. My handsome assistant AdamAnt suggested i take a short hiatus. As you can see, if you were to look, the title of today's Silly is dated 2 days ago. Sorry for the delay. Cyberen ain't getting any better =( Sometimes the littlest things in life can be the hardest! Last episode (<a href="http://www.newgrounds.co" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://www.newgrounds.co</a> m/portal/view/472084), Cyberen woke up after a dreamed sexual encounter with Pamela Anderson to some wet hospital bed sheets. Nurse Shartzworth explains to Cyberen that he has experienced a nocturnal emission. Cyberen has ejaculated during his sleep. Boy's at that special age who happen to be reading this: IT'S OK TO EJACULATE. YOUR BODY IS GOING THROUGH SOME CHANGES. IT'S PERFECTLY NATURAL. Today, we open up a whole new "can of worms", so to speak. Cyberen finds in the aftermath of his nocturnal emission, he has a raging erection that will not go away. Although this is also perfectly natural, Cyberen has no idea. With Nurse Shartzworth on break doing cocaine off of a hospital toilet seat, Cyberen has no one to tell him so. Said erection begins to whittle away at Cyberen's meager grip on sanity, driving Cyberen to leave his hospital bed, trying to curtail his swollen orange sex organ with various means available to him in increasingly outlandish and hilarious, BUT VERY DANGEROUS (PLEASE DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME) ways. When Nurse Shartzworth passes out in the bathroom, will she wake up in time before Cyberen inflicts serious penile injury on himself? Watch and find out! REMINDER FROM THE PRINCESS LAUCHERELLA: Cyberen, the man responsible for the popular Invader Zim: TMHSE, is suffering from breast cancer and has recently undergone a left mastectomy. He's going through radiation right now, and is very ill. All we can do is cross our fingers and pray that they kill the rest of the cancer, so that Cyberen will pull through. Because of his current condition, Cyberen is EXTREMELY depressed. Please go to his Newgrounds page (<a href="http://cyberen.newground" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://cyberen.newground</a> s.com) and give him love and support. He needs it now more than ever.

Cyberen's Morning Wood

BASED ON TRUE EVENTS!!! Today, Cyberen continues to bask in a happy dream with Pamela Anderson. While protesting whaling boats, Cyberen and Pamela Anderson happen across a mysterious lighthouse that leads them to a fantastic underwater city. There Cyberen learns the principals of Randian Objectivism and battles some enormous Cyborgs in diving suits along side his sultry sidekick, Pamela Anderson, and even shoots up with lots of drugs (an unfortunate habit of Cyberen's IRL :-(), all a la BioShock, of course. Things go from steampunk to steamy when Cyberen and Pamela Anderson are unable to resist the temptation of the growing sexual tension between one another, and have hot, grimy, tastefully obscured sex on the rust city floor (going against Cyberen's vow of abstainence). She then admits to Cyberen that she suffers from Hepatitis C (for reference, she really does, folks). Cyberen, horrified, wakes up in a terrible fit, only to find that his hospital bed sheets are wet. Nurse Shartzworth gives a detailed explanation of nocturnal emissions to Cyberen, which both Cyberen (and, more importantly, any young men going through puberty who happen to watch my Silly) finds VERY helpful and informative. Cyberen is glad that he isn't a 23 year old bed-wetter and that he didn't have sex with Pamela Anderson, and is very grateful to Nurse Shartzworth for helping him to understand his body better. NOTE FROM PRINCESS LAUCHERELLA: This story may have a happy ending, but the real Cyberen (my old pal, Brock, the man responsible for the popular Invader Zim: TMHSE) is not having a very happy time back in Alamosa, I'm sad to say. Brock is suffering from breast cancer and has recently undergone a left mastectomy. He's going through radiation right now, and is very ill. All we can do is cross our fingers and pray that they kill the rest of the cancer, so that Cyberen will pull through. Because of his current condition, Cyberen is EXTREMELY depressed. I've asked Newgrounds to go to his Newgrounds page (<a href="http://cyberen.newground" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://cyberen.newground</a> s.com) and give him love and support and all that jazz. It means the world to him. I never knew Newgrounds was so kind. Please keep it up, folks. Cyberen needs it now more than ever.

Cyberen's Wet Dream

this is a tribute to one of the greatest snowboarders that ever lived. 
may he rest in peace. -=Jeff Anderson=- 
1979-2003