F.U. is back for a 10 Year Anniversary edition!

10 years ago today, we submitted our first entry to the F.U. series. We celebrate that now with a follow up entry - the first original episode since 2008. If you haven't, check out the original series and it's various sequels and mini episodes. You won't (maybe?) be disappointed. Thank you for all your support over the years! We greatly appreciate it.

F.U.: New Horizons

Mike Plays A Tiny Violin for Scooter. Hilarity abruptly stops.

For the sake of releasing something this year, I bring you a very short Perpetual Workday installment. Deep in the weapons development center, Mike tries to console a brokenhearted Scooter. Hilarity ensues... or not... that's your call.

Perpetual Tiny Violins

Johnny Buys String, Tyler Gains Powers, Dee Terrorizes Graphics Dept. All in a day's work!

"Man was not meant to mess with a perfect attendance record." - Dee Von Zecks Run time: 8 minutes

Perpetual Tuesday

Johnny vandalizes the moon, Tyler gets annoyed, Dee commits genocide. All in a day's work!

Thanks all for the Daily Feature! And for the Front Page! Subtle Humor Is Everywhere! See if you can catch 'em all! Johnny vandalizes the moon and gets a job as a result, Tyler gets annoyed at woman in distress, Dee commits genocide against an obscure but familiar nation. And it all comes together in the end. When the workday never stops, what else is there?

Perpetual Workday

In memory of Book N Bean - the coffee shop that served as inspiration for this series.

Aaron of Duty

The Prelude to a seven part F.U. epic. Now in color!

The long waited F.U.3 is finally here! The only catch is it's in seven parts and only two parts are complete. This is a simultaneous release, so you can see part 2 (Aaron of Duty) now. This also includes a trailer so whet your appetite for the parts to come. This picks up a year after F.U. Too. D (Aaron Duty) and Beaner thought they'd killed Rainier - the rival coffee shop owner to the Book N Bean; however, a hired goon arrives at McWanker's with a startling revelation. Rainier is alive, and he's building an army for unknown reasons. The adventure continues from there. The next two parts will be finished by this time next year (maybe sooner) and in that succession until it's over. Seven parts my friends! And it will be forever before you see part seven; however, you can see part 2 immediately after this one. Enjoy!

Call to Duty

Tons of short toons by your favorite artists!

The history of Bytesize goes all the way back to the late 90s, when we ran a series of streaming "gag" cartoons on the front page of NG. At some point the cartoons went stale and the feature seemed obnoxious, so we scrapped it. Almost a decade later, we reintroduced Bytesize with the big NG redesign launch of July, 2007. Only this time, it featured a much more expansive selection of cartoons by numerous artists from around the site. I decided it would be fun to give it a permanent place here in the Portal because it would also inevitably vanish from the front page. 2019 rolled along and it was brought to my attention that the player didn't work anymore. Due to a bunch of site changes, the directory with the individual shorts was gone and the whole player was due for an HTTPS update. Since Flash was on its way out, I decided to Swivel the individual entries and combine them into one video. During this process I realized we had actually been missing a ton of shorts from 2007; I had been using an XML file I manually wrote, before we made an admin tool to add additional shorts. This 2019 update is the first time everything has been available as hi-def video AND the first time a lot of these shorts have been available since the 2007 era.

Bytesize

A sophisticated blend of Turkish and Domestic humor.

I started this project last summer as a distraction from the reality that other ambitious projects may never be completed. At the time I worked night shift at a convenience store in a town of 700. Seeing how there wasn't much to do at night I started to craft characters based from different packs of cigarettes on display. This flash is a culmination of those long nights. Is big tobacco paying me to do this? 
I wish...

Smokes

THIS IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE F.U. EPISODE

If you watched last Halloween's F.U.: The Darkness, you may notice some references to one of the scenes at the end of this. To understand everything, The Dar…

F.U.: Antiheroes

He Was Given A 1,053,251th Chance...Somewhere in Nevada...

I've never had much interest in character-based days like Clock Day or Pico Day because I feel that it becomes increasingly harder to do an original tribute/parody every progressive year. Since Madness day is new, I thought I might throw in my hat for a quickie. You all may hate me for this - but I'll be satisfied that I'm the first one out of the gate with it. Gentlemen, I bring you a Madness parody.

Kindness

Mike and a Tuna Can Clash in this incomplete series finale.

This was originally meant to double as the series finale and resurrection of the Pendleton County High series, which is the precursor to F.U. I started this over a year ago, put it on the back burner and just never really got back to it. Now, with more crucial projects coming down the pike It's time to cut it loose. Luckily, I found that the place in which I stopped on it to be a funny ending point, thus making it a brief episode. I just wanted you all to see it since its true potential will never be realized.

Pendleton County High 4

Behold! The only F.U. episode not to get an award.

F.U.: Happy Deathday

If you’re going to dine in hell, be sure to make reservations first.

I can smell a 300 collection down the road, and though I’m not one to hop on the Internet fad bandwagon, this wagon seems sturdy and ready to kill some Persians. I’m particularly taken by this quote about dining in hell. Does hell have good diners? Is it an honor to make the reservation list? Is there an Olive Garden? And, in the tradition of being hell, will they be out of breadsticks? I will admit that I have yet to see 300. Read the occupation in my profile and you’ll soon know why. However, I have pieced together what I’ve seen from trailers and previous parodies and I believe this will be a lot more than a shot in the dark. I hope you enjoy it, and in accordance with the 300 fad, I will answer all reviews starting with “Tonight we dine....” Also, thanks to everyone who PM’d lupedog about his upcoming surgery, that’ll show the world that we’re not just a bunch of miscreants.

300 Reservations

Sometimes gasoline is just worth more than the vehicle you put it in…

On the Front Page 3/21/07 - 3/23/07. So, yeah, I’ve grown accustomed to doing short F.U. videos…so here is the first one of 2007! This is the first of five shorts we’re planning on releasing this year – all to tide you over while we work diligently on F.U.3! Speaking of F.U.3, this video contains a few screenshots from F.U.3, as well as a side-by-side comparison of old and new character models. This is a pretty ambitious project we are working on and don’t plan on having it finished until early to middle 2008. Trust me though when I say it’ll be worth the wait. After that I think we’ll just do regular serials like this one. Also, the website is launching soon. I’ll announce it when it comes. It’ll feature weekly comics. Good stuff is just around the corner. Laters, 
Mike Mallow. 
Rockymike

F.U.: AutoBlowBile

Traci becomes possessed by the spirit of a demon cat in this F.U. short

Front Page: Oct. 30 - Nov. 1 2006 It's been two years since I've done a flash that was under 10 minutes long. I figured it was time to bang one out. 
Truthfully, I'm no fan of Halloween. For this reason I've chosen not to take the cliched path - so what you're about to watch doesn't have the normal Halloweenery that you're used to. It does, however have candy corn, costumes, wanton destruction and possessed girlfriends. All those bases are covered. In the scene where Mike is explaining Traci's costume there is a girl there that you may not know. That's Cassi, Luke's wife (or girlfriend in the series) She appears at the very end of F.U. Too. I promised I'd incorperate her more into the series, but when I write a script I always tend to leave her out or give her a very small part. If you click on her during that scene, she will vent her frustrations toward me - as any angel would :P

F.U.: The Darkness

Front Page: October 2 - October 4 2006

This is a trimmed down and continuous re-edit of F.U. Too. I had to cut a bunch out of it to get it under the 16,000 frame limit that flash has. For a more diff…

F.U. Too: Director's Cut

Runtime: 9 minutes 23 Seconds

This is part 2 of 2. If you haven't seen F.U. Too yet, it's pretty important that you do at some point.

This one parodies everything from Wayne's World to Donnie Darko.…

F.U. Too part 2

Some of these clips are from the future Rockymike release "F.U." coming later this summer.

Crossed Sword Compilation

My personal favorite of all my pre F.U. work.

Pendleton County High: 3

Edit: It's very sad that the original version of this video is still higher ranked than this version...What a world.

Though the title may suggest, this flash has nothing to do with The Matrix...that …

Dandy & Pied: Reloaded

May 30, 2004 was five years to the day that I graduated from high school. I figure why not celebrate by throwing together a little satire of my past.

Pendleton County High:Two

UPDATE: (7/19/2005) I finally fixed the slowdown and sound problems... sorry I didn't get to it sooner. I also cut the special feature. It wasn't too redeeming and not worth fixing.

We were all idiot…

Pendleton County High

Episode 2 is here. It's here to take replacement over the expected ill-fate of episode 1. This one goes into the zaniness, with outtakes and a music video for all you pseudo-fans. Enjoy.

Dandy & Pied #3

Like most people who submit the first time to Newgrounds. This was a class project that I felt like posting - finally with a working preloader. Looking back, I'm very fond of this project, and plan to…