Idk was trying to express myself in this one

GUM!! IT TASTES GOOD Song by <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@torrmusic" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">‪@torrmusic‬</a> Check out their music video here! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E4QcP6RBCs" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">GUM OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO</a> You can support my work here! <a href="https://patreon.com/diggydog?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Patreon</a> Trying to express myself a bit in this animation, hard to put it into words with what I was going for in this one. But I liked working on this. Tried my best to portray the confusion of being me and what my body feels like. So I went overboard on the colors kinda letting it all loose. Want to share just how chaotic my body has been feeling, and how hard it is to accept I'm just whatever I want to be Programs used Clip Studio, Blender FUCK AI. PICK UP A PENCIL

GUM NUM DUM RUM

Arnold is assisting his boss the only way he knows how.

Put surgery and rum together and you've got a mix made in heaven. Maybe? -EDIT-Thank you so much NG staff for putting my cartoon on the Front Page. I Appreciate it greatly!

Surgery Rum

Abe & Grendel share a little moment together

Rum & Coke

A classic mistake. Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/ittox_" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.instagram.com/ittox_</a>Youtube: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@ittox_" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/@ittox_</a>

It Was Rum!

I think 15 years of exclusivity is long enough for DVD owners. Here you go.

Fifteen fucking years ago, back in 2006 A.D., I created RAB16 as an exclusive short film for my <a href="http://umop.com/dvd.htm" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">DVD</a>. The disc was called the "Definitive Collection" which hardly seems the case any more, since another eight episodes came out here on Newgrounds after its fairly successful release. I never did put out another collection on disc (I almost did, but it's a pretty boring story), so instead of letting this little toon disappear into the void, I'll finally free it from my gnarled old clutches at last. Anyway, it's late, and I've had a couple rum drinks, so I'm feeling generous for all the old guard fans that still enjoy these old cartoons. It's been a full ten years since RAB23 came out, so it's a foregone conclusion that this is all pretty firmly buried in the past for me (buried right next to the R-word... R.I.P.), so I'm ready to let all you cheap bitches not willing to pony up twelve bucks finally watch this middling-at-best addition to the RAB library. I'd also really love for more than 700-800 people on Earth (i.e. the DVD owners) to actually see it, just in case it's actually worth seeing (spoiler alert: probably not). Hooray &amp; shit. Most of you squirts know absolutely nothing about what I'm even talking about. It's been too many years. --Dave<a href="http://umop.com" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">umop.com</a> P.S. I wrote a fantasy comedy novel called <a href="http://umop.com/beelzebuds.htm" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Beelzebuds</a> that fans of D&amp;D and the '80s would absolutely LOVE TO DEATH. I only have a few more dozen signed &amp; numbered First Editions available, so you should probably <a href="http://umop.com/beelzebuds.htm" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">get one while you can</a>.

Retarded Animal Babies 16

Beer, Boobs, Fights and Farts! Buds Vs Suds

Beers, Boobs, Fights, Farts and Hockey! - Buds Vs Suds - When there's too many buds and too many suds, things can clash! Stay safe studs! -- Hit it Bud Adventures #HITitBUD <a href="https://hititbud.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@HITitBUD</a> Awareness Advert - Awkward Awareness <a href="https://jya.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@JYA</a>_Cartoons JunkyardAnimations.com

Buds Vs Suds #1 - Rum and Punch

It's new! It's like root beer, but it's actually carbonated rum!

It's new! It's like root beer, but it's actually carbonated rum! 
____________________________________________________ CREDITS Idea: Dustin Woodfox 
Voiced, Animated, Directed and Produced by J. Mendez 
Enophano Ltd. (c) 2019

Randal's Rum Beer: Truck

You know it ain't an adventure without Randall's Russian Rum.

You know it ain't an adventure without Randall's Russian Rum.

Randall's Russian Rum: Hot Air Balloon

Ruby singing Electric Avenue by Eddie Grant.

Ruby, coming off a bender of dark rum and exotic Caribbean Cough Syrups brings you this massive hit from the 80s! Just the way you've always wanted to hear it! By a syrup addicted old folk singer! For the rest of your life, you'll remember exactly where you were when you first watched this... in front of a screen.

Ruby Lips McGhee - Electric Avenue

Rahul gets paid and wants some much needed R&amp;R at the B&amp;B but it's BYOB 
R&amp;R&amp;R&amp;R&amp;R&amp;R&amp;R&amp;R 
rest &amp; relaxation &amp; rahul &amp; retarded &amp; rum &amp; retribution &amp; russian &amp; rest ты вор

RAHUL TITAN "B&B BYOB"

A smartass troll quests to save a smartass princess.

Music: "Someday I'll like you but before let me rest in my solitude (Lonely characters theme)" by Komiku This is an audience participation story- to vote on what happens next, just comment. The poll for first installment started out close, but Option B gained a definitive lead- earning twenty-four out of forty-two votes. I promised I'd drink 50% less vodka for every 10 votes we got, so I'm down to doing a couple shots. I made no promises about rum intake, though. The comprehensive list of audience submissions- and my attempt to mash 'em together- is on the wiki: <a href="http://www.pollcomics.com/wiki/doku.php?id=troll_quest" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://www.pollcomics.com/wiki/doku.php?id=troll_quest</a> The first installment is here: <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/690929">http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/690929</a> 
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POLL: 
It turns out the Princess isn't an ageless half-elf like her sister. After over half a century of captivity, how does she feel about her captor? 
A// He's a demonic hellbeast, but she's started to fall for him. It only took 70 years of captivity. You should see his library! 
B// He's spineless. Nothing would get done around here without her leadership. She only lets him out of his room occasionally. 
C// Captor? Pfft. More like sassy BFF co-conspirator. Bonus: What is the one thing the Troll Knight would never turn his back on?

Troll Quest 1:2

Monkeyshines of Mr. Flingpoo. Reeking in full bodied flavor extreme!

Crusing in his shaggin' wagon, the sleazy primate Mr. Flingpoo is on the prowl for the ladies. His particular brand of liquid confidence is in effect, and happens to be a spiced prune juice rum. Awww yeah. Out of the blue he oggles some nubile young talent. Fixated in his quest , he employes his particular mating ritual technique: offend into submission! Reeking of pharamones, this blend of monkey funk is sure to shock the senses.

Mr.Flingpoo

When pirates get involved, things get messy.

Sharpen your Claymores kids, It's time for a new Mercenaries! In the newest installment released by RaGStudios, our hero's face off against new foes. In this case it is a rum soaked bunch that come a calling on the most infamous member. If you need refreshing on past episodes links are below. Wizards <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com">http://www.newgrounds.com</a> /portal/view/512996 
Caves <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com">http://www.newgrounds.com</a> /portal/view/523831 
Anger Management <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com">http://www.newgrounds.com</a> /portal/view/531943 
Quitter <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com">http://www.newgrounds.com</a> /portal/view/593352 Hope you enjoy the show. 
RaG Studios

Mercenaries: Pirates

The animations that accompanied Mr. Earle's wonderful speech

Twas a truly spiffing day what ho and all that. plenty of champagne, rum and coke, malibu and jack daniels, chips crisps pizza and hot dogs and dancing with children.

Mike's Wedding Speech

SSB Rumble is a homebrew game that desperately needs your help! 
We are looking for spriters, coders, and general support. 
So come on down to our forums! We've got a great community and are very welcoming to new talent. 
Our Forum- <a href="http://ssb-rumble.info/fo" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://ssb-rumble.info/fo</a> rums/ 
Notice: Delete the space in the word "fo rum" To make it forum then click enter, New-grounds is acting up, sorry.

SSB Rumble Trailer

Follow the misadventures of the Cru Cru Crew as they sow chaos across This Town.

This Town - Episode 2: The Polar Bear Express This is the second episode made by a group of eight guys known collectively as the Rabid Binturong. 
This is the follow up to our first episode (listed below). This Town follows the adventures of a group of miscreants known as the Cru Cru Crew who are left in charge running the Bastion hotel in the absence of its owner, Big Tom 'the Tomahawk' Bastion. 
In this episode: Still upset over Bastion's orders, Voodoo and Iceberg head to the hotel's bar to drown their sorrows. Meanwhile, Louisiana is pillaging the bar, searching for rum. All havoc ensues when a female customer arrives and orders a drink... We hope you enjoy watching it as we enjoyed making it. 
You can also check out our website below, to read more about the other members of the Crew as well as download wallpapers and other media content plus a whole lot more. Our episodes are also featured at our website via youtube. Official Website: <a href="http://www.thistowncrew.com" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">www.thistowncrew.com</a> 
Also view our first episode entitled "New Management" at: <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com">http://www.newgrounds.com</a> /portal/view/520141 or at our website.

This Town - Episode 2

just a practise flash i made, 
trying to get better at using the program 
carefull if you have your speakers turned up,though 
theres a really loud sound halfway through ;) link and jack sparrow are owned by nintendo and disney *NOT ME* also,for those struggling with the communication between the charectors,link is asking jack where the triforce is and jacks asking where the rum is (and the big red X means no)

link meets jack sparrow

All classic pirate characters return to perform rousing show tunes.

UPDATE: I can't thank you guys enough for the fantastic feedback. Top page = 6,000+ views... thanks so much front page picker guy! =D I submitted this video here on Newgrounds several days ago. I hadn't realized at the time however that over 10% of the films audio was lost. I apologize for reposting it... but since this spoof is entirely dependent upon its sound content (it's a musical) I believe it is worth the extra measures. Thanks so much to all those that pointed out the audio troubles in the first place. To view this movie with its original coloring, please darken your computer monitor slightly. Pirates: in the Key of Arrrgh! You've sailed to the ends of the world to catch back wicked Jack. You've liberated Calypso from her human bonds. All Aztec coins have been returned to their chest. Now break open that bottle of rum, unlace your corset and limber up your finest singing voice. We're about to do it all again... this time in rousing show tunes. All classic pirates characters are back (minus Cotton) to attend to all unfinished business. Of all sea creatures and coral specimens alike, why does Calypso opt to express herself through the hermit crab? What becomes of Elizabeth as she blissfully sunbathes upon that deserted isle? Is Jack truly any better off than he was nine hours ago? The scurvy filmmakers buried secrets deep beneath the movies' surfaces. Now join "Pirates in the Key of Arrrgh!" as we embark on a treasure hunt to answer all these burning questions and more. Some thanks... 
Thanks to Gordon College for their hospitality. 
Thanks to Roy Bailey for his knowledge in flash animation. 
Thanks to AlmightyHans for his assistance with character design in the film. 
Thanks to the teachers that supported this film even through my excessive absences.

Pirates: The Musical

It was mainly an experimental flash. Its kind of a nice break from my usual stick dudes.

It was an experimental flash. And when he finds the dragon he puts sultanas (rasins) filled with rum up the dragons nose, it breathes them in and the rum ignites the dragon lol.

Man Wants To Be A Hero

I also had to draw everything with a mouse because my friend spilt rum and coke all over my cheapo graphics