Self-Checkout Machines

You can't stay mad at Jeff.

Just your normal checkout lane at the grocery shop...or not!

P-Mation #40: "Checked Out"

Kounterclockwise - "MOONWALK" The Animated Music Video

Checkout the animated music video MOONWALK by KOUNTERCLOCKWISEDirected by Jim Lujan! Song produced and written by Deacon Burns! From the Kounterclockwise debut album"Daylight Savings Time" Stream Daylight Savings Time now on Bandcamp - <a href="https://kounterclockwise.bandcamp.com/album/daylight-savings-time" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://kounterclockwise.bandcamp.com/album/daylight-savings-time</a> MOONWALKLYRICS BY DEACON BURNSYou don't wan't none hereBaby back it on upyou better MoonwalkYou better MoonwalkYou better moonwalk (REPEATS TILL FIRST VERSE STARTS) I was at Club Speed in the back smoking weed sipping on a Long Island Iced Teathat's when this little Dominican mommy caught my eyelooking fly walked over and she said, hi - can i hit your bluntgirl with an ass like that you can do whatever you wantshe started to giggle took two hits and she coughed a littleyo the haze will put you in a hazethat's when i heard her dude say, yo B you better step away from wifey or you'll be sorrywhat, don't try to play me cause you think i dress hippieand you see me at the party with your lady hitting my phillyif it's your bit*h i'm with then it's your bit*h you checkrespect watch your motha-fucking lipi mean it, i done dropped too much acidi'm psychotic sadistic and twistedain't no gimmick for the music You don't wan't none hereBaby back it on upyou better MoonwalkYou better MoonwalkYou better Moonwalk (4x) Me and my girl in the back of the spotyo the place was hot, she wanted Remy on rocksI wanted one myself strapped on my seat-beltbe back in a minute, yo this dance floor is hecticmusic mad loud made my way through the packed crowdyelling at the bartender, Remy me a mescalin this place full of wolves an my sheep's all aloneand these ni**gas trying to take my broad homeshe already told you she got a manbut you keep hawking, trying to dancethat's when i walked over and i was like, damn get out my bitch grillyou ain't paying the billsyo homey, you don't know me but that's my ladyshow some motha-fucking courtesycause i'm too damn drunk to continue to act friendlylook at my hips, you see the nine-milli You don't wan't none hereBaby back it on upyou better MoonwalkYou better MoonwalkYou better Moonwalk (4x) Spend a little money for the bootybut you can't rule my world like you own meyou know that i got a ladyyeah we crept and we slept, now take it easystop calling my phone blowing up my spottrying to get me caught, leave me aloneyou already got your self a manstop being selfish, just beat it bitchshit, we could've still been kicking it and you too damn jealous and i ain't leaving my chickfor you or no other, word to my motherkeep it under cover and find yourself anothershe said, i'm gonna tell my brothers how you tried to play me out and they gonna take you out.word, write my address down, give it to those clowns, motha-fuckers come and see me now You don't wan't none hereBaby back it on upyou better MoonwalkYou better MoonwalkYou better Moonwalk

Kounterclockwise - MOONWALK

Cosmonaut Rock - Directed by Jim Lujan, Produced and written by Deacon Burns!!!

Checkout Cosmonaut Rock a Star Wars parody animated hip hop music video by Kounterclockwise Directed by Jim Lujan, Produced and written by Deacon Burns!!! Off The KOUNTERCLOCKWISE IN FOREVER-LAND Original Film Soundtrack Stream The KOUNTERCLOCKWISE IN FOREVER-LAND Original Film Soundtrack now on Bandcamp - <a href="https://kounterclockwise.bandcamp.com/album/kounterclockwise-in-forever-land" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://kounterclockwise.bandcamp.com/album/kounterclockwise-in-forever-land</a> Cosmonaut RockLyrics by Deacon Burns Kounterclockwise Tick Tock and you don’t stopMaking the spot hot with this hip hopB-boys pop lockB-boys pop lockCosmonaut RockCosmonaut Rock I’m a lying, egotistical, conniving, hypocritical, bigot!So when I call you a bitch, that’s why I did it.Lyrics so poisonous when I spit.It can melt your face from the concentrated acid.Can you hear it?That’s the sound of scorned souls and slaughtered slaves beheaded andbetrayed the American waySo don’t get all Sarah McLaughlin dog commercial face on me,fucka time to pay.I’ll be a devil until I’m an angelElevate like Criss AngelBreak your ankle like Kurt Anglethen yell out Mindfreak,While innocent pedestrians run for protection from these Cleveland streets.Throwing temper tantrum fits when I spit.I’m all over the place like broken glass and bird shit.I am your tourniquet, It’s the Deacon from the pulpit,Screaming fuck the rich,Time to take their shit. Kounterclockwise Tick Tock and you don’t stopMaking the spot hot with this hip hopB-boys pop lockB-boys pop lockCosmonaut RockCosmonaut Rock I’m an alcoholic drug incarnateDamned by the public, hated, cursed, and wanted.Wheelchair crippled, wishful, sinful, twisted,Dead or alive? I want what’s mine, so fuck it!Contaminated by the musicA melancholic mechanic with a mental mechanical yearning of meServing this radio-centric cybernetic planet with an atomic bomb,This is a warning from a sideshow carnival freak,With a contorted spine, gimp leg, my muscles got atrophied,My wheelchair needs batteries,Life is a bitch indeed.Thank God for liquor, pills, and weed.Now kneel before your conquerorFeel the blood and thunderThe game has made me bitter,So fucker you got to suffer.I’ll plunder your little paper.Middle finger to haters.I’m a hunter and a predatorOut to kill the oppressor. Kounterclockwise Tick Tock and you don’t stopMaking the spot hot with this hip hopB-boys pop lockB-boys pop lockCosmonaut RockCosmonaut Rock I’m not contrived or controlled but my mind is contortedI refuse to be a puppet just to please the fucking public.Now it’s time to serve the servantsSelf-appointed judges judge it,But they all sound really stupid.causeThey still don’t fucking get it.They just want a bunch of saturated mimics with a gimmick,Tattooed gold trinkets with some dumbed down lyrics.Then they put you in a box with a bow, neat package.Then they ram you down the throat of the people, make them eat it.Cause it’s played on the radio thirty times a second.It’s a subliminal message, now you swear that you love it.Another hit record #1 with a bullet,Grammy nominated then it’s thrown in the garbage.It’s a never ending cycle and I’ll never understand it.These labels are under handed and they’re quick to take advantageLeaving you lost and stranded,Broken down and damaged,Confused and abandoned. Kounterclockwise Tick Tock and you don’t stopMaking the spot hot with this hip hopB-boys pop lockB-boys pop lockCosmonaut RockCosmonaut Rock Kounterclockwise Tick Tock and you don’t stopMaking the spot hot with this hip hopB-boys pop lockB-boys pop lockCosmonaut RockCosmonaut Rock

KOUNTERCLOCKWISE- COSMONAUT ROCK

Here's a short animation I've been working on about a guy and his experience at a self-checkout.

Unexpected Item

I am so thrilled to finally share our first 2 Left Thumbs Animated! In the same style as Game Grumps Animated, it takes a clip from an episode of 2 Left Thumbs.

Original episode: https://www.youtube.…

2LTA - Self Checkout

YouTube channel (youtube.com/Crunchlins)

A short animation based around the concept of how annoying self

The self service checkout

The employees of Fast Mart are faced with a new dilemma...the Undead!

Enjoy and stay tuned for part 2 of this story arc!

Self-Checkout- "Zombies"

The dog days of summer are taking a toll on the employees of Fast-Mart. Mitch, the boss, isn't helping matters by refusing to purchase air conditioning for the store.

This is the second episode. To s…

Self Checkout-"Dog Days"

Welcome to the pilot episode of "Self-Checkout."

Self-Checkout

Vlad is forced to brave the self-checkout lane at Occult Mart.

Press Start Adventures - 29 - "Shoplifter" Vlad is forced to brave the self-checkout lane at Occult Mart. Featuring the voice of David Humphrey (SONIC ADVENTURE 2), the original Shadow the Hedgehog! "Press Start Adventures" is a monthly animated series that follows the live-action videogame parody movie "Press Start" and leads up to the events of "Press Start 2 Continue". <a href="http://darkmaze.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">darkmaze.com</a>