Really, this is what they meant when they told me told me to "eat my greens"

There is a backlog of new content that I am keeping in cryogenic stasis and they will be released when the time is right. In the meantime, this is where I get off.

Gman Eats His Greens in a Sophisticated Manner

[RUSSIAN] dauns001-kot stasik

(kinda spoilers for monkey wrench ep 4)

This took me an EMBARASSING ammount of time and effort.

Monked Wretch epicsode for

Later, when she woke up, she's shocked to find herself get trapped and stuck inside Stasis Tank.

Tchirs's Bondage: S.S.P.C

. ███████, stood motionless in front of the giant tube, staring intensely at the prototype.

Project Cadenza: File 00

Big hoss places 3rd at his local tournament scene 

The Hoss Boss himself faces the Apex predator of Meats. Will he be able to finally enjoy a Sunday of grillin and chillin without his nagging wife of 3 years to whom he loves and cherishes. Find out next time on Big Hoss Rumbles and Tumbes down some staris. Special thanks to my Friend scoots for VA. 15Ai was used for some of this here them. <a href="https://twitter.com/fifteenai" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">15 (@fifteenai) / Twitter</a> Also special thanks to Smooth4Lyfe for this track <a href="https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/810983">Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (Hip Hop Instrumental) (newgrounds.com)</a>

Big hoss's ultimate technique

Sneaking off to the lab at night is risky business. Draining a new model’s stasis tube leaves a hell of a mess to clean up, and if you miss even a drop you’ll lose your job… but the blowjobs are getting better. Way better. I mean, she IS in debug mode, and her AI learning is pretty impressive. And boy, she sure does take control; imagine what she’ll be like at 100% performance! You just have to keep feeding her data, and there’s a decent amount of data in each load. And she loves “processing” those! Even if she has to recharge every minute. But she already told you, just keep going and she’ll get right back to work! <ul><li>Secretary Karissa</li></ul> Watch it here: <a href="https://vrporn.com/tekken-debug-mode/?a=92802" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://vrporn.com/tekken-debug-mode/?a=92802</a> Animation by <a href="https://twitter.com/blueberg13" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Blueberg</a> and sound by Laarel. Watch all of our other porn conversions over at Vrporn.com ( <a href="https://vrporn.com/studio/darkdreams/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://vrporn.com/studio/darkdreams/</a> ). We produce content weekly! Also, support us on Patreon ( <a href="https://www.patreon.com/DarkDreamsVR/posts" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.patreon.com/DarkDreamsVR</a> ). You'll get access to exclusives, remasters, studio animations, polls, and a discord channel.

Debug Mode - Tekken

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2.

Sonic Seconds: Volume 2

Sonic Paradox are back with our first full collab in years, and this time Vector The Crocodile has taken

Vectors Knickers

So what exactly happened to Link during those seven years he was sealed away?

So what exactly happened to Link during those seven years he was sealed away in Ocarina of Time? Note from AGG: 
This cartoon is the next episode in our Zelda Uncut series! I hope you guys like it! I have plenty more episodes lined up so I hope you'll check them out! You can see more episodes of Zelda Uncut and AGG Toons on my Youtube channel which is linked in the video :) I'm hoping to eventually get all of the episodes uploaded here as well, but I usually update my Youtube first, so please subscribe! I have a lot more planned and on the way so please stay tuned! :D Thanks! 
-AGG

Zelda Uncut: Seven Years

The highest-quality animated crabs around. 

THIS IS NOT THE ACTUAL SHORTS 8. IF YOU CAN'T FIGURE THAT OUT FOR YOURSELF, YOU HAVE QUESTIONABLE MENTAL STABILITY. There's just no way to change the name of a publication on NG, soooooooo yeah. If you are using Internet Explorer, you may need to right-click and hit play at the preloader because of how it handles flash now. We'll fix that. The members of Sonic Paradox are proud to boast this fine display of quality and creativity. After months of hard work, we believe that this truly is worth its place as the epic conlusion to the ongoing collaboration. Be warned, though. This flash animation emits quantaties of awesomeness that may damage the retina. Creativity pours out in excess, cascading into a collective conglomerate of absolute masterpiece. We'd also like to give a shout-out to our music department for doing the intro and credits songs, they really add something special to our animations!

Sonic Shits 2

What happens when you take the game too far?

Armor Lock. Everyone knows it is only used by the "pros". But what happens when one's desire for personal glory and gain causes you to abandon all that you know and love? stay tuned till the end... (THE STORY CONTINUES AFTER THE CREDITS) About my experience(s) playing Halo: Reach......I HATE PEOPLE WHO SPAM ARMOR LOCK! (Hence, this movie) Its not fun for anyone else, it ruins the gameplay experience, and everyone hates you. Learn to play is basically all I have to say to armor lock users. I understand why people use it, and what the concept is behind it, but there is a fine line between casual and exclusive use of the ability. (I know its a legit strategy, but RARELY is it used as said legit strategy.) I understand the game, and understand each ability's pros and cons, however, I feel armor lock is purely for players scared of combat, but when used correctly, I give props where they are due. Thanks for watching anyways lol FEEDBACK AND CRITICISM IS VERY MUCH WELCOME!! (as long as its constructive, dont troll at me because I really don't care. Leave an intelligent, well-thought out response) started: October 12, 2010 
completed: January 16, 2011 **UPDATE*** 
WOW. Some people REALLY don't understand the aspect of film-making. This movie is NOT intended to be a hardcore comedy, so quit getting angry at me because you didnt think it was funny. It is a PARODY/SATIRE of the IDEA of people using armor lock for so long in matchmaking. Some people are just so overjoyed when they see a Halo flash on newgrounds that they expect it to be hilarious, but forget that sometimes movies are made that have a story/moral point/perspective that viewers need to realize and think about.

Halo Reach: Armor Locked

Music video for my theme "Thucydides Stasis".

Thucydides Stasis

Our favorite echidna decides to make his own shorts!

This was originally for the Summer of Sonic convention at London but now we decided to make a special edition for all those newgrounds fans. It was all done in a really short amount of time, so enjoy. 
Sonic Shorts Volume 6 is coming soon! ANIMATORS: 
JACKS 
THECHIO 
INSECTOR 
Cacti 
Gamebuddy 
THEWAX 
Kaizoku 
GRIFFINFLASH 
Deivid 
Wonchop 
Bitmaster 
Comick 
Stasis-Designs

Knuckles Briefs

or should I say AND Kamen rider 
this is based on a movie done long ago LOOOOONG ago 
where they lumped in Kamen rider stock footage with Ultraman STock footage and 
people actually paid to see their heroes collaborate against evil, 
its a misleading title to which I appropiately made this trailer for, 
this time my homage to both my Tokusatsu hero series, 
in this one they are meant to eventually fight for control of the body 
since they share it, see Ultraman was weakened and as Ultraman Goes when one 
of them, travels to Earth they take on human form and while the human is in sleep stasis 
ultraman lives the huimans life till th eevil threat is gone, well it was that way with Hyata Shin 
and i think Mobious too, according to the movie and series, correct me if wrong. (long time has passed) the Kamen rider is based off Kikaider and my friend Minsu Kim who was to voice act but sadly he could not. I did this last summer, I cant continue it 
hopefuly if I can make a new project I will hire better voice actors tho the audio is all in Nihongo ( Japanese). No need to really translate it. The story line is generic but 
this was made to cheer a friend up. Audio by: Calpomatt 
find his stuff here if his website is still down: 
<a href="http://www.flashkit.com" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">www.flashkit.com</a> 
<a href="http://calpomatt.lavista" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://calpomatt.lavista</a>. 
org/ 
(if he is online please notify me so I can credit him) 
if the animation becomes a bit jerky try setting 
the quality to medium.

Ultra vs Kamen

It's just a case of getting back in to it again. Enjoy.

A Tails Doll Halloween

Update 2008 - Today I looked back at this and remembered how hard flash was back then. I spent ages drawing in Illustrator and had terrible problems importing it over. Watching the trailer again, and …

Metal Sonic: C Trailer

Hiya! I know this is kinda a DBZ spoof, and god knows I HATE DBZ!, I thought I'd try and see how good a movie I could make, as you watch the movie, you'll find out that this movie, indeed, sticks...bu…