But first, tonight's top story! An animation I made for my new YouTube channel. I figured I'd upload a few of them here too.

Breaking News - BURGERFACE

Which maid do you choose tonight? 🐯☕️❤️

[+18 Released (VIDEO+SOUND)]Which maid do you choose tonight? 🐯☕️❤️---[TEAM]Xigua/Zhongzi's VA ---&gt; <a href="https://x.com/RollyPolly23672" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">@RollyPolly23672</a>Zhenzi's VA ---&gt; <a href="https://lewdzaxk.newgrounds.com">@lewdzaxk</a>Vanware ---&gt; <a href="https://vanware.newgrounds.com">@Vanware</a>Sound Design ---&gt; <a href="https://x.com/MocaLamy" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">@MocaLamy</a>Backgrounds ---&gt; <a href="https://x.com/Puppet_mastaaaa" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">@Puppet_mastaaaa</a>Writing ---&gt; <a href="https://x.com/SrslyWrites" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">@SrslyWrites</a>Promotional illustration ---&gt; <a href="https://oopsynsfw.newgrounds.com">@OopsyNSFW</a>---#diives #xingzuotemple

Tiger Pack (RELEASED)

<a href="https://www.patreon.com/rapidbanana" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Patreon</a><a href="https://twitter.com/rapid_banana_" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Twitter</a> sound <a href="https://twitter.com/VolkorNSFW" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">@VolkorNSFW</a>voice <a href="https://twitter.com/rogue_bunny_" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">@rouge_bunny_</a>

Tonight with Aunt Cass

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...TONIGHT... ITS THE WORST SHOW ON EARTH! ONE NIGHT ONLY! SOLD OUT!! SHERBALEX IS NOW ON YOUTUBE: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/sherbalex" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.youtube.com/sherbalex</a> ^ Subscribe ^ business inquiries: sherbalex at gmail dot com Too many people have whined about the music, so I've softened it up. If you're having issues watching it here, try it on Vimeo <a href="https://vimeo.com/42906124" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://vimeo.com/42906124</a>

"The Worst"

Richard Farkas speaks to an indie game developer! This is the first Gamer Tonight episode I've done in over 2 years! It was done for as an interval comedy skit for the "Inside Gaming Awards" that Machinima.com host each year. Enjoy!

Gamer Tonight Indie Dev

Tonight I will have sex with you, then we will prepare a stew...

Fernando is a powerful manwhore with unprecedented irresistible charms. He could instantly seduce any woman but instead he chose to record this song. This started out as a collaborative writing exercise with some guys on the GreasyMoose forum, plus a couple of contributions from Newgrounders, but over time it gestated into something unspeakably erotic. Followed by Quest of the Manwhore. Watch in Spanish: <a href="http://bit.ly/uaaqTK" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">http://bit.ly/uaaqTK</a>

Dance of the Manwhore

The only good human is a dead human. And he's living proof of that. Be sure to find the easter egg! <a href="http://www.gamertonight.net" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.gamertonight.net</a> ------------------------- Here's an oldy! I polished it up a bit because of our lovely new wide layout. So feel free to stretch out the flash (top right). Enjoy! EDIT: 
I'm face palming so hard everytime I read someone mention the inaccuracies of the upper arm bone structure of Bites. You know, I can clearly grab my own arm and see that there's only one bone there. I don't think I need to be reminded. Can't people just understand when something is purely a design choice over attempted realism?

Gamer Tonight - Zombie

I don't know anything about Racing games. <a href="http://www.gamertonight.net" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.gamertonight.net</a> Heres an oldy, but a personal favourite! Was kind of a joke between myself and a visiting NG chum when I did this back in early 08 for ABC.. Try not to take it too seriously!!

Gamer Tonight - Racer

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GT - Monster Trainer

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