“You’re just a gymrat. Minding your own business and working through your reps. You didn’t care at all about the martial arts practice going on in the next room… until you saw Juri Han. Then you suddenly want to do it.” <ul><li>Secretary Karissa</li></ul> Watch it here: <a href="https://vrporn.com/street-fighter-taekwon-do-me-babe-a-xxx-parody/?a=92802" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://vrporn.com/street-fighter-taekwon-do-me-babe-a-xxx-parody/?a=92802</a>Support us here: <a href="https://patreon.com/darkdreamsvr" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://patreon.com/darkdreamsvr</a> or <a href="https://subscribestar.com/darkdreamsvr" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://subscribestar.com/darkdreamsvr</a> Animation and sound by eNimatorX ( <a href="https://www.patreon.com/eNimatorX" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.patreon.com/eNimatorX</a> ). The voiceacting was done by KittenVox ( <a href="https://x.com/KittenVox" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://x.com/KittenVox</a> ).

Street Fighter - Taekwon-Do Me, Babe

This flash is intended to celebrate those NGers who have come and gone during our time. So, to olskoo, traekwon, livecorpse, adambomb, humantarget, bigbadron, all the clock crew, tanner, haq, gfoxcook, maus, freakapotimus, my homies in philly, this is for you.

[CD09] Creaking Jodphurs

Bigg Dick Love

EDIT:
Well to all you guys who thought this was crap......I want to see your movies. But A big thanks from the people who enjoyed it....you rock.

Taekwon do stick

Main Set Art by PlumClock, all other by me

Well the joke may be kinda old, due to me doing most of this when the event first happened, and then I got lazy and never finished it until today. But its…

Clock News: Ep 3

Shaft!

Banana's Switch - a Dini Short, previously a CC-only feature, now for you to enjoy ^_^

UPDATE 15 SEPT: Wewt! Daily Fourth! Meh, against such great movies that day, I'm surprised it even scored prices. Thank you all! A short take on my first reaction after Banana's latest transgression - he has walked over to the Locks before, now he's a Clock again. Of course, this has its flaws in it. I have been pointed out that it was not Traekwon, but Zeffy who has banned Banana, but still, I had my thoughts about his sincerity. Still do. Gah, I hold on to grudges too long... Should be worth a few giggles, kekeke. Finally, mucho thanks to Trash Lock, who linked me to the Mac Switch-tune.

Banana's Switch

The long awaited sequel to Clockcrew Gets Down is finally here!!
See those clocks getting down once more!
Special thanks to McNasty. {{{McNasty}}}

VOTE 5, StrawberryClock demands it.
{{{{Newgrou…

CC Gets Down 2

Olskoo and Biggs, lovable and gay, Clockcrew style. 

<3

Contains a lovely preloader, and first appearance of Bgryderclock, truely a collectors item. *Make sure to save a copy under your browsers Fav…

Olskoo & Biggs Gay Lovers

I got banned from clock crew for the first time last year on june 30th, i was outraged and began to work on this moive which i worked on alot the first week ago but have hardly touched it till now. So…

June 30th 2002

Well.. err... my first flash movie, dedicated to the king of the portal! Enjoy! :D

UPDATE: I fix button, now you click button and it will play me very smart.

MUZIK FROM BRAK!

I Lurve You Baby!!1!

Merry Christmas From The Clock Crew!

Merry Christmas CC

Traekwon had a few confessions to make, and I had a video camera. I couldn't keep these to myself.

Traekwon: Confessions

Gonk

some reasons why i am the real traekwonz. HAIT.

some reasons why i am the real traekwonz. HAIT.

why i am the real trae

I, traekwon5, am the real Traekwon. traekwon4 is not.

I AM THE REAL TRAEKWON!!

I'M THE REAL TRAEKWON!!1@

I AM THE REAL DEAL, YOU'VE GOT TO BELIEVE ME!

TRAEKWON

ph33r traekwon

Well, my original idea was much greater, however I wanted to get this up before everyone forgot what "Clock Destoryer" was.  I leave it on a cliff hanger though... :)

Trae was drawn by my good frie…

Destroyer Clocks

StrawberryClock stars as James Bond 007 in "The Portal Is Not Enough"

StrawberryClock stars as Ian Fleming's James Bond 007 in "The Portal Is Not Enough". Special Thanks to the following people for their support: 
StrawberryClock (of course!), OrangeClock, RaspberryClock, Shrapnel, FrankClock, Traekwon and Wade. Total Running Time: 3 and a half minutes, with subtitles. Enjoy! 
PS. This is a parody of James Bond "The World is not enough" :-P

The Portal Is Not Enough

Trae! We miss having you around! And the moral of the story: Don't ever accept rides from Tanner Centerwall.

We miss you, Trae

Hope you like this one more, i added the super secret ending to it.

Everybody Hates Traekwonz

BLAMCO BOOM 2!

Me go bye-bye! In this chilling movie!

BLAMCO BOOM!

Dedicated to the Goatse man and Outcasted Misfit.

w00t!

Penis A star is born

Only watch this if you have seen any of my 2 guys series. You'll problay hate this movie but I just wnated to try something new.

2 Guys: Aim

This is one of my first attempts to making a real movie.

2 guys

Poop and nOOg

Look I made this because I got bored. Say what you like about. And if you gave it lower than a two I hate you.

S.H.I.T. Radio

Seen the "All Your Base" Movie? This is how it should go. Prepare to get offended if you don't like a little FDA. Maybe you will feel violated if your lucky... BACKGROUND: My website is having a competition where you send in pics like these and someday i will pick a winner and they will get "$10 or something." No i will not give you $10 just for watching this movie. INTERVIEW: 
WadeFulp: Are You Guys Gay? 
Me: No Comment, but you have given me and idea... Update: Traekwon has won the contest with his "Truman Holding Newspaper" pic.