sentient crime watch sign and traffic cone go on a wacky adventure or something

So there's like this sign, ok. Are you still with me? So there's also--and you wont believe me... A traffic cone. Got all that? Animated and Edited by me Music by Graham KartnaSound effects and additional music from Valve's Half-Life 2 character names in order of appearance (excluding the far shot where you can see Theodore on the shed, as well as the title card, I didn't make a name for the title sign guy): Craig, Conan, Bill, Infrared, Larry, Theodore.

Prop Country

This is Episode 1 of my new weekly dark sketch show - it airs Sundays, 10pmYT

Episode 1:1 - Poor Uncle Peter

Did you hear about the dyslexic traffic cop who spent the weekend handing out IUD's?

I challenged myself to make a 5 second long cartoon within the span of a week based on the prompt "traffic cone corner". I think it turned out pretty cool for what it is :). I didn't have enough time to make any original music for it though so I just used Mario music like a COWARD!!!!!!

traffic cone corner

Rooftop zumba and sitting on traffic cones are my two favorite activities, believe it not! Somewhere in Nowhere is an animated series about quite literally, nothing. This is my first attempt at making a cartoon series. I have been taking feedback from a few subreddits in order to make it better, (/r/Homestarrunner and /r/Animation to be specific). Episode 5 will be out on November 20th! Please feel free to leave any sort of comments about how I can make this show better. I may be looking for voice actors soon, as the main comment I have recieved has been about the lack of differences between voices. If you're interested in lending a voice, shoot me a DM on twitter! Follow me on Twitter!<a href="https://twitter.com/MatthewLemons20" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://twitter.com/MatthewLemons20</a>

Somewhere in Nowhere - Ep 4: The Tower

Falco and Fox take a run at destroying some plebs in the new SSB4 online mode "For Glory"

Made this over the weekend while waiting out for the new SSB to come out. Don't expect a two minute long masterpiece but rather a 30 second laugh, nothing to serious with this release. Hope you get a bit of enjoyment out of it! You can check it out on YT as well where I host a series of Let's Draws, but if you wanted to share the video I would link to NG to keep the traffic going to NG Master Site.

SSB4: For Glory, Falco!

Honestly, I can't believe nobody has done this before... Maybe I didn't look hard enough? If you like this, also look me up on Youtube. I don't want to take traffic from Newgrounds, but there are some people there that aren't here that won't see it unless you SHOVE IT AT THEM!! Thanks for watching! Oh, and I'll put this in the Halloween thing because Resident Evil has some scary... <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com">http://www.newgrounds.com</a> /collection/halloween2012

Game Mix: SM64 and RE3

This is the most "awsome" flash movie there j=has ever been, well for me ...

57 Ways To Annoy People 
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..." 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. &lt; 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub". 10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies. 11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 12. Sniffle incessantly. 13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." 16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think." 17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training." 18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace". 19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot." 20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol. 21. Practice making fax and modem noises. 22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss. 23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. 24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance. 25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person." 26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy." 27. Wear a special hip holster for your 
remote control. 28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment. 29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears. 30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. 31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice. 32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. 33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." 34. Drum on every available surface. 35. Staple papers in the middle of the page. 36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates. 37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings. 38. Sew anti-theft detector strips 
into peoples backpacks. 39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places. 40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page. 41. Set alarms for random times. 42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon. 43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving. 44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise. 45. Honk and wave to strangers. 46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange. 47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. 48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies. 49. Wear your pants backwards. 50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register. 51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!" 52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE. 53. only type in lowercase. 54. dont use any punctuation either 55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. 56. Pay for your dinner with pennies. 57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

H.C.P

DumbassDude cant help but Hug the Cars on the Road

The 3rd episode of DumbassDude is now Out! DumbassDude Play's with Traffic! 
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