After Nick got his hands on a One Wish Willow, what are he and Hank are gonna wish for?

Nick - Me Hank - TJ Schubert (The previous voice actor for Hank, Hidden-Maverick, is busy with other projects. So, I chose someone who I've been making cartoons with.)

Nick & Hank's One Wish Wallow (Comic Dub)

All the Ugly Inktober2026 drawings I did edited to music

And there it is, all of them together! Ugly inktober drawings filled up the entire sketchbook. Just means I'll need to get another book then. So much Wallop and Grunder and all in the spirit of Halloween tricks and treats. Hope it was fun for you as it was for me. <a href="https://bsky.app/hashtag/inktober2026" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">#inktober2026</a>

ALL Ugly Ink Drawings- Inktober 26

Reina thinks of what to do with her captive, but gets a rude interruption. KARO Notes:This was one of the most laborious eps of Vi I've done. I was hoPING to do more art for Pride Month, but this largely overtook it, but that's ok, cuz this has some brewin' yuri in it... The setting for this one was inspired by the Catscratch episode "Life Savers", where they activate a volcano. A caldera'd be a good place to hide, but a good place to entrap someone. Similar to "Bellatrix's Big Wallop", the Portalers in the PINGtreon were added in the sky, but also as murals in the caldera. Someone was drawing what they saw in the sky. Also got to show more of the Riv'a Shtyx and one of the souls being absorbed into it. And with that, I wanna have Reaper have more of a thing involving chains-- and I mean that in a very non-lascivious kind of way. This is also the most in-depth I've gotten when making the music for these, since I've gotten the full FL. I especially liked how the intro track played out, where Reina was observing Vi. There was a previous version of that one which was largely different, I'll have to dig it up and put it in the PINGtreon link with the other original files. I used alot of the same sounds used in Majora's Mask and Pikmin. Along the way, I made a track for the next Keaton short. It'll be a bit before Ep 6 starts production, since I have certain other projects to finish up that were on hold for a bit. One involving DK, aiming for a September release to coincide with the show's 30th anniversary. ~KARO '26 TO JOIN THE PILLOWFORT► <a href="https://patreon.com/CountessKARO" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://patreon.com/CountessKARO</a> WHERE ELSE TO FIND ME►<a href="https://countesskaro.carrd.co/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://countesskaro.carrd.co/</a> STORE►<a href="https://countess-karo-shop.fourthwall.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://countess-karo-shop.fourthwall.com/</a>

VI THE IMP in "Reina's Molten Showdown"

Carmen plucks an orchid from a nearby planet. It's a real BIG deal! KARO NOTES:Shout outs to <a href="https://wafflesmogumogu.newgrounds.com">@WafflesMoguMogu</a>⁩ for making me wanna do a giant girl thingy. My brain a-broken! She also helped pick a title, along with FanofCulture96 and Centrilo (Cent suggested working in "BBW" in there) There's a lotta nods to Catscratch in this one. The critters of the planet are based on Mr. Blik, Gordon and Waffle. The giant octo is colored like The Kraken, and the space sky is from "To The Moon". The orchid on the octo's scalp is based on the Flora-dora Orchid in the Donkey Kong Country TV Show episode "The Day The Island Stood Still". On the note of Donkey Kong, the buildings are based on the Tree Top Town from the first Donkey Kong Country Game. Karolyn's sporting her skintight suit from the Pikmin Bits. I like to think they travel space together now, which I'll likely have future shorts about. Space is creeeeepy, like Karolyn. ~KARO '26 TO JOIN THE PILLOWFORT► <a href="https://patreon.com/CountessKARO" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://patreon.com/CountessKARO</a>WHERE ELSE TO FIND ME►<a href="https://countesskaro.carrd.co/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://countesskaro.carrd.co/</a>STORE►<a href="https://countess-karo-shop.fourthwall.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://countess-karo-shop.fourthwall.com/</a>

Professor Bellatrix in "Bellatrix's Big Wallop"

Is your golden brick runnin' well you better go catch it.

Is your golden brick runnin' well you better go catch it.

Golden Gallop

This is a project that I've started around 2023 It isn't in a fully completed state, although I had made some final touches. Made using Adobe After Effects 2024, Adobe Photoshop 2023, Adobe Illustrator 2023, Adobe Premiere 2023, Photopea Web SFX Ed---FakeYou Voice Model by Jman1127, and audio samples Double D---FakeYou Voice Model by PowerpuffU_2013, and audio samples Eddy---FakeYou Voice Model by PowerpuffU_2013, and audio samples "The Leech" from Resident Evil 0 "The Forest Trail" From Silent Hill 2 "Horiwari" by Merzbow Ed Edd n Eddy Title Card music from AKA Productions Door Open, InspectorJ Freesounds Sliding Fretboard, Krishmeister Freesounds Elevator bell sound, ProSounds White noise Florian Reichelt Freesounds Cat Meowing by Timtube Freesounds Squeezing Slimey toy by Nebulasnails Freesounds Trumpets by Slothrop Choking by MBaer_Studios hanging4 by jameswrowles Broken Bones by saha213131 Doorknob by wjtaylor Circus Gallop by Marc Andre Hamlin

We Need to Talk About Ed (Semi-Complete Eene Horror Short)

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Showtime Wallop (Speed Draw)

A Girl Daydreams about a Robin and how men are affecting Nature...

This was done for a moving image project for class, me and my partner worked on it together. 
The Idea came from a poem I wrote when I was going through a bit of a bad month and I looked outside to see a robin in my garden. Originally there was going to be a voiceover but then I thought it might be a bit overdoing it.... Anyway me and my partner worked on this alot and I have to thank him for keeping me motivated, I don't think I would've done this without him motivating me and making sure I was working and not messing about, he also provided some of the sound effects, so I decided to post it up here for fun, I asked him if I could before I did. Down below is the poem that the animation was based on: Oh Robin sitting in my Garden 
Do you miss the lands that were not inhabited by man 
Do you miss flying over green lands 
Green lands that were not ruined with towering shapes 
Shapes that obscure the lands you flew with pride Oh Robin sitting in my Garden 
Do you miss the clear tastes of the nature's hand 
Do you miss the trees that you once sat upon in awe 
The clear skies that have forever turned black Oh Robin sitting in my Garden 
Whatever happened to the lands 
The lands that you once called home 
Did the creature called man wander in 
And by his touch turned everything to ruin Oh Robin sitting in my Garden 
What has the hand of man done to you 
To cause the land that you once knew 
To fall in rubble, ruin and destruction 
Where has the hand of Nature disappeared? 
Has she left us o wallow in our own mess Oh Robin sitting in my Garden 
I miss the days were I could run down green fields 
I miss the days where I can enjoy the sounds of your brethren 
Watching as the sun rises 
Watching as the moon falls 
Seeing Nature in all of it's glory Oh Robin sitting in my Garden 
When will man learn to fulfil their promises 
When will we fully comprehend Nature's hand 
When will we respect her 
How will we better ourselves and her lives? Oh Robin sitting on my Windowsill 
As you gaze at me through my window 
Your red breast representing the warnings that man needs to heed 
When should mankind repair the damages that they have done to Nature's beauty Oh Robin flying to the dark dreary skies 
Will you find a place that is clear 
Where Man has never laid a hand 
So that you and the rest of your brethren may live on 
Free from our damaging hands Oh Robin disappearing in the skies above 
When will Man learn? Anyway I hope that you guys enjoy this piece ^_^ The sound track was done by MarkySpark and I appreciate he gave me permission to use this soundtrack.

Natures Crys

Rejoice, my children. Your princess has returned to rock your world with a swingin' episode of the Horsebitch Hijinks. I've actually put months into this, and the smoothness of the galloping animations reflect it, in my opinion. Anyway kiddies, I missed all of you ugly little CHUDs, and it feels great to be home, delivering quality internet animation situational comedies to the masses! I have a feeling you're gonna like this one a lot because I've been getting a lot of emails asking me what happened to Horsebitch and her friends after Jhonen Vasquez and Cyberen stole all her lottery money! Well, you asked for it, now you're gonna get it in this 6 and a half minute regular Horsebitch BONANZA! Ready? Here we go! Jessica Anne Churney-Strickland is the Horsebitch, a deadly mercenary formerly employed by the sinister Tennipples Industries. She was once the leader of the dreaded Horsebitch Cavalry, the aptly named Mr. Dr. Prof. Steeley Tennipples's elite band of equestrian femmes fatales! For years, Horsebitch followed Cyberen Broyoshi - the bumbling antihero of the popular, "edutaining" animated series, The Cyberen Sillies - waiting for a moment to strike and kidnap poor Cyberen so that his body could be harvested into a doomsday device for the maniacal Prof. Tennipples. Along the way, however, something unexpected happened: Horsebitch fell in love with Cyberen! She was then forced to play the role of a voluptuous double-agent, constantly staying one gallop ahead of both Cyberen and her insidiously evil employer, with the help of Susie, her wise-cracking horse! After a final showdown with Cyberen, Tennipples was killed, raising the question: What has become of Horsebitch and her cavalry? What wacky situations will they get into adapting to normal, everyday life? This is their story... Episode 11: Life's a Horsebitch! It is a dark time for the Horsebitch Cavalry. Cyberen and Jhonen Vasquez made off with their lottery money with the help of corrupt "New York banker type" Mordecai Moneystein. Horsebitch has to move out of MC Hammer's mansion, and back to the crumbling Boulderwood Stables. After falling on such hard times, some of the girls go off to become dental hygienists while some sell apples and urine soaked cigarettes on the street corners. Horsebitch, now starving and barely 200 pounds, as a desperate last measure, transforms Boulderwood Stables into a brothel which Horsebitch becomes the madam of, with the remaining Cavalry Bitches turning tricks and stealing wallets. Is this the end of the Horsebitch Cavalry? Not hardly, boys and girls. Because who should return to the scene of the crime, but Mordecai Moneystein with a fad wad of bills to spend on morbidly obese canadian assassins-turned-prostitu tes. Horsebitch uses the detective skills she picked up from a lupus-afflicted homeless man who believed himself to be TV's Kojak, and, before long, is hot on the trail of the blissfully unaware Cyberen and Jhonen Vasquez who have become connected at the anus via a piece of Invader Zim erotica. What will happen when she finds the undynamic duo? Will the homeles gentleman's lupus get treated under Obamacare? Where is Mordecai Moneystein's secret gold? WATCH AND FIND OUT! I love you guys even more than dietary fiber, which you should be sure to get plenty of in your diet (most Americans don't get enough!!!)! The new season of the Cyberen Sillies is just around the bend, so get ready for plenty of debauchery and family fun with a positive moral message! Goodnight folks &lt;33333333 Love, 
Princess Laucherella

Horsebitch Hijinks #11

Jessica Anne Churney-Strickland is the Horsebitch, a deadly mercenary formerly employed by the sinister Tennipples Industries. She was once the leader of the dreaded Horsebitch Cavalry, the aptly named Mr. Dr. Prof. Steeley Tennipples's elite band of equestrian femmes fatales! For years, Horsebitch followed Cyberen Broyoshi - the bumbling antihero of the popular, "edutaining" animated series, The Cyberen Sillies - waiting for a moment to strike and kidnap poor Cyberen so that his body could be harvested into a doomsday device for the maniacal Prof. Tennipples. Along the way, however, something unexpected happened: Horsebitch fell in love with Cyberen! She was then forced to play the role of a voluptuous double-agent, constantly staying one gallop ahead of both Cyberen and her insidiously evil employer, with the help of Susie, her wise-cracking horse! After Cyberen's final showdown with Tennipples, the twisted old man was killed, raising the question: What has become of Horsebitch and her cavalry? What wacky situations will they get into adapting to normal, everyday life? This is their story... Episode 10: Horsebitches, Get Money! Princess Laucherella here! I hope you're ready for a Horsebitchin' good time 'cause the Horsebitch Hijinks are back with another exciting edition! Horsebitch is going on her weekly ride to the local 711 to buy lottery tickets and urine soaked cigarettes from a rather dodgy Indian fellow who never checks her ID. After a rather humorous scene where Horsebitch has trouble understanding his funny accent, she rides home to share her spoils with the Horsebitch Cavalry. If you haven't already guessed, that lucky Horsebitch got a winning ticket! Wowie-zowie, Newgrounds! What would a drug-addicted, promiscuous, horse-obsessed 15-year-old girl and her friends buy with seven million dollars? Invest it wisely, of course! You guessed it, folks! Today's episode is also a very special lesson in how young folks like YOU can learn to save money, and build yourself a brighter future! With the help of a HILARIOUSLY jewish banker Mordecai Moneystein, Horsebitch (and YOU, my lovelies) will learn all about how to spend money! Unfortunately, all is not well in Santa Fe, New Mexico. When Jhonen Vasquez (who hasn't earned any money in the last 10 years or so) learns of Horsebitch's financial gains, he hatches a sinister plot with the bumbling Cyberen Broyoshi to steal Horsebitch's riches for themselves! Will their corrupt caper be a success, or will Mordecai Moneystein see through their amusingly artless attempts? WATCH AND FIND OUT! Remember that I love you, and remember that Jewish people can ALWAYS help you with money! Love, Princess Laucherella

Horsebitch Hijinks #10

A princess finds her knight in shinging armor. well not really.

...hahaha? so this is my first submission to NG...i normally only come here to watch silly things and then silently judge them to myself as i wallow away into self-nothingness. well i hope you enjoy =D

Princess

No reviews?! Wtf? Princess here hoping you're in the mood for some holiday hijinks for the whole dang family with Horsebitch because good golly, it's December already, and the first of the month, which can only mean I am gracing you with my divine presence because its time for a new installment of Newgrounds's favorite spin-off series, The Horsebitch Hijinks! Jessica Anne Churney-Strickland is the Horsebitch, a deadly mercenary formerly employed by the sinister Tennipples Industries. She was once the leader of the dreaded Horsebitch Cavalry, the aptly named Mr. Dr. Prof. Steeley Tennipples's elite band of equestrian femmes fatales! For years, Horsebitch followed Cyberen Broyoshi - the bumbling antihero of the popular, "edutaining" animated series, The Cyberen Sillies - waiting for a moment to strike and kidnap poor Cyberen so that his body could be harvested into a doomsday device for the maniacal Prof. Tennipples. Along the way, however, something unexpected happened: Horsebitch fell in love with Cyberen! She was then forced to play the role of a voluptuous double-agent, constantly staying one gallop ahead of both Cyberen and her insidiously evil employer, with the help of Susie, her wise-cracking horse! After Cyberen's final showdown with Tennipples, the twisted old man was killed, raising the question: What has become of Horsebitch and her cavalry? What wacky situations will they get into adapting to normal, everyday life? This is their story... Episode 9: A One-Horsebitch Open Sleigh! Well, folks, it gets mighty hot down here at Castle Roker in sunny Snoopyville, Florida, so this is my favorite time of year... Unfortunately, I can't say the same for Horsebitch! With the economy how it is today, there's just not a lot of people willing to hire a mercenary group of obese teenage girls who ride horses. Really there never was. Quickly running out of money (it takes a lot of money to feed a horse, and even more to feed a Horsebitch!), what can Horsebitch do to make some cash this holiday season? She decideds it's time to find out! After a very funny montage of Horsebitch trying (and failing) at various holiday inspired prospective career choices with slight criminal twists (the Salvation Army bell-ringer bit is a guaranteed LOL (Laugh Out Loud) moment), Horsebitch gets inspired by a festive billboard in a particularly seedy red light district in the Maritimes and phones her girls to meet up at Boulderwood Stables to be debriefed on Horsebitch's ingenious plan! When they get there, they're surprised to find that their beloved Boulderwood Stables has been cheaply transformed into a rather unconvincing winter Wonderland! Horsebitch, now dressed in Santa Clause attire, tells them her idea to go straight and start a legitimate sleigh ride company with their horses! Oh what fun! Things seem to be going well at first, but let's face it, boys and girls, the once proud and mighty Horsebitch Cavalry is just not cut out for towing around snot-nosed kids and their nauseating whitebread parents who think crap like family sleigh rides is cute. Before long, the girls begin to slip back into their old ways. Will Horsebitch be able to regain control of her cavalry and save her business or will she too give into her uncouth, animal-like instincts? WATCH AND FIND OUT! I love you all! Have a Horsebitchin' holiday season, and be on the lookout for the highly-awaited return of daily Cyberen Sillies! Love, Princess Laucherella

Horsebitch Hijinks #09

Hey guys, Laucherella here! It's been a while since I've submitted anything, and it sure feels good to be back! It's the first of the month, so get ready for a spooky Halloween edition of The Horsebitch Hijinks since yesterday was Halloween! Jessica Anne "Horsebitch" Churney-Strickland is a deadly mercenary employed by the sinister Tennipples Industries. She's the leader of the dreaded Horsebitch Cavalry, the insidiously evil Mr. Dr. Prof. Steeley Tennipples's elite band of equestrian femmes fatales! For years, Horsebitch has been following Cyberen Broyoshi - the bumbling antihero of the popular, "edutaining" animated series, The Cyberen Sillies - waiting for a moment to strike and kidnap poor Cyberen, so that his body can be harvested into a doomsday device for the maniacal Prof. Tennipples. Along the way, however, something unexpected happened: Horsebitch fell in love with Cyberen! Now she plays the role of a voluptuous double-agent, constantly staying one gallop ahead of both Cyberen and her insidiously evil employer, with the help of Susie, her wise-cracking horse! This is her story... Episode 8: The Headless Horsebitch! This episode is a little bit different. Dim the lights and get ready to take a trip back in time for this chilling yet humorous adaptation of Washington Irvings "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow"! Tonight's cartoon opens in the late 1700s in the settlement of Tarry Town, New York. Ichabod Cyberen (a distant ancestor of the Cyberen we all know and love) is a lanky, orange-skinned, and EXTREMELY superstitious school teacher from Conneticut. Coming home from some kind of gay-sex orgy one evening, he is taken by surprise by a terrible beast known as The Headless Horsebitch, the ghost of an obese 15 year old Canadian girl who lost her head to a cannonball in the Revolutionary War. What will be the fate of the unfortunate Ichabod Cyberen? WATCH AND FIND OUT! Happy belated Horsebitchin' Halloween, folks! I love you! -Princess Laucherella

Horsebitch Hijinks #08

Goodbye, Horsebitch (I'm flying over you)!

NOTE FROM PRINCESS LAUCHERELLA: Jessica Anne Churney-Strickland, better known to the internet as "The Horsebitch" has passed away. Out of respect to her, this will be the last Horsebitch Hijinks in the foreseeable future, I'm afraid. Horsebitch will be very much missed by, if no one else, her long time boyfriend Jon and me (for all the laughs she provided me). Goodbye, Horsebitch. Without further ado... Jessica Anne "Horsebitch" Churney-Strickland is a deadly mercenary employed by the sinister Tennipples Industries. She's the leader of the dreaded Horsebitch Cavalry, the aptly named Mr. Dr. Prof. Steeley Tennipples's elite band of equestrian femmes fatales! For years, Horsebitch has been following Cyberen Broyoshi - the bumbling antihero of the popular, "edutaining" animated series, The Cyberen Sillies - waiting for a moment to strike and kidnap poor Cyberen, so that his body can be harvested into a doomsday device for the maniacal Prof. Tennipples. Along the way, however, something unexpected happened: Horsebitch fell in love with Cyberen! Now she plays the role of a voluptuous double-agent, constantly staying one gallop ahead of both Cyberen and her insidiously evil employer, with the help of Susie, her wise-cracking horse! This is her story... Episode 7: Goodbye, Horsebitch (I'm flying over you)! ~~~ The insidiously evil Mr. Dr. Prof. Steely Tennipples has finally done it. By this I mean he has finally issued the order Horsebitch has been dreading all along: He wants Horsebitch to deep six Cyberen! Oh dear! Faced with the descision of her portly, young life, how will Horsebitch respond to this ugly ultimatum? WATCH AND FIND OUT! Tonight's Hijinks, appropriately, features the song "Goodbye Horses" by Q-Lazzarus. I literally, since seeing "Silence of the Lambs" can not watch this song without taking off my clothes and dancing, just so y'all know what I'm doing after I submit this! Tee-hee! Love you all to pieces! &lt;3 HRH Laucherella PS: One more thing, my pretties, don't forget a Cyberen MOVIE is in the works. I hope you all pee your pants about it. I know I have! Like... Literally... :-[

Horsebitch Hijinks #07

Yes, yes, my darling children! Your beady, little, cro-magnon eyes haven't deceived you! It IS I, Her Royal Highness Princess Laucherella! This is my first public appearance in weeks, so it's only natural for you to be wondering: "where has the great and magnanimous Laucherella been, and wherefore am I once again graced by her presence?" Fear not, you lil goofballs, for I shall elucidate: I have been away because (since I love you) I have been writing the script for (drumroll please) a Cyberen Sillies MOVIE! I'm being serious. It's gonna be swell. Honestly, I feel like crap today and I haven't even like eaten or slept in liek 2 days. I totally spaced and was sort of hit with a clusterfulp getting this together, but nothing supersedes my love for Newgrounds and all you little NGgers! Dontcha ever forget it, folks! Anyways, before I say too much for your puny little minds to process, lets get on to what you came to see! That's right - Horsebitch! She's back and horsebitchier than ever, folks! Jessica Anne "Horsebitch" Churney-Strickland is a deadly mercenary employed by the sinister Tennipples Industries. She's the leader of the dreaded Horsebitch Cavalry, the aptly named Mr. Dr. Prof. Steeley Tennipples's elite band of equestrian femmes fatales! For years, Horsebitch has been following Cyberen Broyoshi - the bumbling antihero of the popular, "edutaining" animated series, The Cyberen Sillies - waiting for a moment to strike and kidnap poor Cyberen, so that his body can be harvested into a doomsday device for the maniacal Prof. Tennipples. Along the way, however, something unexpected happened: Horsebitch fell in love with Cyberen! Now she plays the role of a voluptuous double-agent, constantly staying one gallop ahead of both Cyberen and her insidiously evil employer, with the help of Susie, her wise-cracking horse! This is her story... Episode 6: Come off your high, Horsebitch! Jessica AKA Horsebitch, despite being a tender, young 16 years of age, has a long history of pill-popping and has actually been to rehab because of it! Yessiree Bob! She hasn't been since, but as long as she can still run her Cavalry without issue, its not a problem... Or is it? When Horsebitch's inebriation results in the biggest cavalry massacre since the "Charge of the Light Brigade", the other survivors, all of whom are good friends of Horsebitch, hold an intervention and drag her big, white, flabby butt half a league, half a league, half a league to freakin' rehab! Horsebitch leaves rehab a changed person, but will the Horsebitch Cavalry like Horsebitch without the drugs? I mean, she's bad enough when she's doped up! Get ready for the kind of fun and adventure only Princess Laucherella can deliver! &lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3

Horsebitch Hijinks #06

Oh, Newgrounds, it's your loving sovereign here! Yes, that's right! Princess Laucherella has returned to gift you with the delicious sweat of my brow! "What ever could she be talking about"?? Jessica Anne "Horsebitch" Churney-Strickland is a deadly mercenary employed by the sinister Tennipples Industries. She's the leader of the dreaded Horsebitch Cavalry, the aptly named Mr. Dr. Prof. Steeley Tennipples's elite band of equestrian femmes fatales! For years, Horsebitch has been following Cyberen Broyoshi - the bumbling antihero of the popular, "edutaining" animated series, The Cyberen Sillies - waiting for a moment to strike and kidnap poor Cyberen, so that his body can be harvested into a doomsday device for the maniacal Prof. Tennipples. Along the way, however, something unexpected happened: Horsebitch fell in love with Cyberen! Now she plays the role of a voluptuous double-agent, constantly staying one gallop ahead of both Cyberen and her insidiously evil employer, with the help of Susie, her wise-cracking horse! This is her story... Episode 5: A Horsebitch with No Name... We open with Horsebitch and her mighty cavalry taking a nice romp through the Nova Scotian wilderness, when she hears the news that Cyberen has been thrown in jail. She is so surprised that she is thrown off her horse and hits a rock! When she finally wakes up, she doesn't remember squat. She doesn't know Susie the Wisecrackin' horse, who dragged her all the way back to Boulderwood Stables, from any other horse (which offends Susie, prompting her to make a rather snide comment). With the help of Susie, her second-in-command Puta DeCaballo, and Horsey's drug dealer - a sassy, street-smart kid who calls himself "Killah Gross" - can Jessica regain her memories when her friends need her? Watch and find out! And don't forget: May's Cyberen Sillies are coming starting tomorrow! I think I just wet my seat a little OH MAN!!!!

Horsebitch Hijinks #05

I know you've all been waiting! Here it is - the fourth chapter in the epic saga that is the Horsebitch Hijinks! Jessica Anne "Horsebitch" Churney-Strickland is a deadly assassin employed by the sinister Tennipples Industries. She's the leader of the dreaded Horsebitch Cavalry, the aptly named Dr. Steeley Tennipples's elite band of equestrian femmes fatales! For years, Horsebitch has been following Cyberen Broyoshi - the bumbling antihero of the popular, "edutaining" animated series, The Cyberen Sillies - waiting for a moment to strike and kidnap poor Cyberen, so that his body can be harvested into a doomsday device for the maniacal Dr. Tennipples. Along the way, however, something unexpected happened: Horsebitch fell in love with Cyberen! Now she plays the role of a voluptuous double-agent, constantly staying one gallop ahead of both Cyberen and her evil employer, with the help of Susie, her wise-cracking horse! This is her story... Episode 4: Son of a Horsebitch! After bailing Cyberen (but not Jhonen Vasquez) out of Vietnam yesterday, Horsebitch drops a bomb on Cyberen: she's pregnant! Of couse, this is all a clever April Fool's Day ruse, but Cyberen doesn't know this and takes her VERY seriously. As payback for saving his pathetic excuse for a life on countless occasions, Cyberen takes it upon himself to find out who the father is! As it would turn out, Horsebitch has an extremely long list of sexual partners, most of whom she doesn't even know. Horsebitch leads Cyberen along through the slummiest parts of Nova Scotia checking names off a list for several hours before telling Cyberen that HE is the father! Can Susie the wisecrackin' horse carry Horsebitch fast enough to stop Cyberen (still unaware he is being punk'd) from commiting suicide? Watch and find out! Have a Horsebitchin' night, folks! I love you! Princess Laucherella &lt;3

Horsebitch Hijinks #04

It's her royal highness the Princess Laucherella here, bringin' you the latest and greatest in the popular, monthly Cyberen Sillies spin-off, The Horsebitch Hijinks! Get ready for fun with a moral!!!!!! Jessica Anne "Horsebitch" Churney-Strickland is a deadly assassin employed by the sinister Tennipples Industries. She's the leader of the dreaded Horsebitch Cavalry, the aptly named Dr. Steeley Tennipples's elite band of equestrian femmes fatales! For years, Horsebitch has been following Cyberen Broyoshi - the bumbling antihero of the popular, "edutaining" animated series, The Cyberen Sillies - waiting for a moment to strike and kidnap poor Cyberen, so that his body can be harvested into a doomsday device for the maniacal Dr. Tennipples. Along the way, however, something unexpected happened: Horsebitch fell in love with Cyberen! Now she plays the role of a voluptuous double-agent, constantly staying one gallop ahead of both Cyberen and her evil employer, with the help of Susie, her wise-cracking horse! This is her story... Episode Three: "Giddy-Up, Horsebitch!" Cyberen is at "Whole Foods", buying some delicious and nutritious wheat germ and tofu for his new diet to pack off his extra pounds! Try it sometime - your body sure will thank you and boy is it good! Meanwhile, Horsebitch is in the middle of a high-stakes race - and in the lead, no less - when her Horsebitch senses begin to tingle! Cyberen must be in trouble! Sure enough, visible from the race trail, the Santa Fe dam and recreation area has been BLOWN UP in a vile act of terrorism by who else but those gosh darn, no good, filthy ol' arabs! As a wall of water races towards Whole Foods, Horsey and her faithful, wise-cracking horse Susie are left with very little time to finish the race and rescue the hapless Cyberen from certain death! Can it be done, or will Horsebitch have to make a choice between money and love? WATCH AND FIND OUT in part 3 of the epic Horsebitch saga! PS: The Cyberen Sillies forums have been reopened, so if you you're lookin' for some good, clean, Cyberen-tastic fun, come on over and hang out with my gang! We always love new friends! :-) <a href="http://z11.invisionfree.c" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://z11.invisionfree.c</a> om/cyberen_sillies/index. 
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Horsebitch Hijinks #03

It's the first of the month, and you know what that means! That's right folks, part two of the swell, new Cyberen Sillies spinoff, "The Horsebitch Hijinks"! Jessica Anne "Horsebitch" Churney-Strickland is a deadly assassin employed by the sinister Tennipples Industries, leader of the dreaded Horsebitch Cavalry, the aptly named Dr. Steeley Tennipples's elite band of equestrian femmes fatales! For years, Horsebitch has been following Cyberen Broyoshi - the bumbling antihero of Princess Laucherella's popular, "edutaining" animated series, The Cyberen Sillies - waiting for a moment to strike and kidnap poor Cyberen, so that his body can be harvested into a doomsday device for the maniacal Dr. Tennipples. Along the way, however, something unexpected happened: Horsebitch fell in love with Cyberen! Now she plays the role of a voluptuous double-agent, constantly staying one gallop ahead of both Cyberen and her evil employers, with the help of Susie, her wise-cracking horse! This is her story... Episode Two: "Hold Your Horsebitch!" Horsebitch's Latina subordinate Puta DeCaballo captured Cyberen on a scouting mission in Brazil brought him back, at long last, to Tennipples Industries (see "Cyberen &amp; the Brain" for the full account: <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com">http://www.newgrounds.com</a> /portal/view/479751). While the rest of the Cavalry celebrated, Horsebitch had one thing on her mind: bustin' out Cyberen! Cyberen manages to break free of the evil grasp of the Tennipples Mainframe computer and cyber(e)netically increase his muscle-mass tenfold (giving him roughly the physique of a middle school baseball player). Additionally, Murphy the cybernetic brain shuts down power in the Tennipples Laboratory Facility, disabling the forcefields and giving Cyberen his big chance to escape, but even that wont be enough for Cyberen to escape the heavily-guarded Tennipples Industrial Complex - not with the Horsebitch Cavalry on the prowl. What Cyberen needs is a guardian angel - and that guardian angel is Horsebitch! Jessica will have to use every means available to distract her comrades and provide Cyberen with a clean getaway! You're sure in for the "ride" of a lifetime, folks! Oh, and if you missed part one ("Hey" is for Horsebitch!): <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com">http://www.newgrounds.com</a> /portal/view/476815 Enjoy!

Horsebitch Hijinks #02

Goku goes on a self-destructive spiral, after his marriage to Chi-Chi collapses.

Goku's losing it after his marriage fails, and his kids reject him. Can the one time saviour of earth rise to the challenge? Or will he wallow in his own depravity?..... How low can Goku go?

Goku the Real Story: ep 1

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