>>28500583
>You don't understand, he bought the worst one to totally troll us bro.

i literally did. richfags will never understand the orgasmic feeling of spending a lot of money on a dumb lark, like waking up one day and deciding you're going to buy a certain kind of car specifically to troll people you don't even know on a mongolian throatsinging usenet bbs.

i went and thought:
>have a miat, it's too smol, need a new car, sports car, newish, cheapish, maybe 350/370z, but i find them ugly and the 55:45 distro sucks
>bro randomly decides to buy a charger, lets me play with it
>oh wow this actually drives great, the v6 pulls good, and the auto is snappy, was expecting a dangerously slow slushy boat that can't turn, instead it's a big miat that turns better than the laws of physics would prefer
>well ok i've always wanted a challenger,
>go look up challys
>they're like sub 20k for a 15+ v6, manny v8s around 35k
>it's early 2020, banks desperate to sell, will finance anybody or anything
>find a really shitty abused car with messed up paint and a missing spoiler what would have gone straight to mega motors any other year but is on the lot at an actual dodge dealer
>get full gap and a mopar extended warranty, fully expecting it to explode within 30k because lol mopar and lol pentastar

i have been driving the car for longer than it took me to pay it off and longer than it spent in fleet service.
it has 199,975 miles on it right now, i bought it with 98,000.
over my 5 years of ownership i've replaced

>center ds bearing (replaced with 1pc ds)
>front wheel bearings
>thermostat
>crank position sensor
>all four arb links
>brake discs (2x) and pads (5x)
and that's it. no major engine service, no breakdowns, no warranty work.
https://files.catbox.moe/4unmzi.webm

tl;dr: i trolled myself by accidentally buying a reliable chrysler product now i'm stuck with one of the greatest automobile platforms in existence

he won>>28497257Fletcher you want more vacations after getting banned multiple times for posting this rental pile of trash that cost you 17k? Lmaooo

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he won>>28497257
Fletcher you want more vacations after getting banned multiple times for posting this rental pile of trash that cost you 17k? Lmaooo