Will Stamper's Final TaskA

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Will Stamper and Jose Ortiz star in this delightful parody.

This is the edited version; the original was too graphic. A disclaimer and some hearts have been added, but the movie remains explicit. DO NOT WATCH IF YOU ARE EASILY DISTURBED.

I was swamped by e-mails when “Will Stamper’s Final Task” was first removed; many of you demanded it be resubmitted. Some wanted it back in its original form. While I prefer the first draft as well, I believe it’s appropriate to “tone it down.”

Mr. Ortiz has e-mailed me several times about an additional love scene with an autobot. Unfortunately, time restraints insist I submit the movie as is. Likewise, Will Stamper’s request for “twice the klignon shit!!!” will have to be ignored.