Stamper has no hope in NG

Friendship and loyalty is pushed to the limit in this Oscar-nominated film about payback and redemption. When Joey's reckless lifestyle finally catches up to him, he turns to Patrick in a moment of desperation...but when Big-S comes by to settle a gambling debt, things get heavy. Nominated Best Supporting Actor: Joey

Circle n' Square 2

Twat of the Walk

Mademoiselle Pennyfarts va au theatre pour un...spectacle de l'image?

Mademoiselle Pennyfarts va au théâtre pour un...spectacle de l'image? Pour clarifier fuck it TO CLARIFY, Mike is responsible for coding up a clever way to render all the puppet wires out from specific points, making sure each one was always locked and sent upwards (with little wobbles and jitters loosely dependent on base movement). In other words, Mike saved me days of tedious, manual wire animation. So tip your bowler.

Comme un Poisson

AM I COOL YET?! I WORKT RELLY HARD ON THIS. YOU CAN TELL BY THE FILE SIZE N'D THE QUALITITY OF THE FLASH N'D DONT FERGET I LUF U STAMP AND JOHNNY! I THAWT THE SOUND QUALITITIY WAS PERFCT!

Stamper N' Johnny

Some kid calls NG. I bring said call to life.

So my main British n***a liljim passes me this voicemail we recently received and suggested I animate it. ...so I did. Sorry April. NG VOICEMAIL - 215-279-9026

Ng Voicemail #973

Madness finds it's way into the NewGrounds HQ. Starring Tom, Wade, Stamper, and Johnny!

PS- Letting everyone know. Look forward to HQ Madness 2 on Madness Day 2008! Edit: Thanks for the frontpage =D. I never thought anything of mine would ever be featured there. 
Edit2: Updated the .swf with some fixes and a "Skip" button during the long intro. 
Edit3: Thanks guys, for all of the great comments and ratings. I really appreciate it! 
I've been working on my submission for Madness Day '07 for exactly one month now. I can't believe I actually finished it. 
Basically, Madness finds it's way into the NewGrounds HQ. And it's up to Tom, Wade, Stamper, and Johnny (all Madness-tized by meh) to save their asses. 
Thanks for watching! JohnnyUtah: 
"jesus christ, im not the one here OBSESSED with dicks. 
still, ill give you a ten you bastard..." -Jynxxx 
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HQ Madness

The TANKMEN ARE BACK LOLOL COMEDY

TANKMEN 5.5

Rebecca

Cotton Roots

Yeah. I jumped on the Bin Laden wagon. Fuck me.

E! Bin Laden

An epic tale of a hobo and his quest to cleanse the filth from his genitals. A collaborative effort with a local Flash genius, and good friend of mine, Eric Jewell.

Hobo Washes Balls

Eddie

Will Stamper and Jose Ortiz star in this delightful parody.

Will Stamper and Jose Ortiz star in this delightful parody. This is the edited version; the original was too graphic. A disclaimer and some hearts have been added, but the movie remains explicit. DO NOT WATCH IF YOU ARE EASILY DISTURBED. I was swamped by e-mails when “Will Stamper’s Final Task” was first removed; many of you demanded it be resubmitted. Some wanted it back in its original form. While I prefer the first draft as well, I believe it’s appropriate to “tone it down.” Mr. Ortiz has e-mailed me several times about an additional love scene with an autobot. Unfortunately, time restraints insist I submit the movie as is. Likewise, Will Stamper’s request for “twice the klignon shit!!!” will have to be ignored.

Will Stamper's Final Task

Made this shit years ago. Don't bother. That means, don't watch it - because I'm tired of listening to you faggots blabber on about it.

Keeblur

Date Produced | 04/09/2000 This shit is mad fucking old. It was cool back then. Go fuck yourself.