Dave and Molly have finally reunited after so many years

11/27/19 - The Reunion

using flash for the first time was lowk painful as shit so expect some errors since it was my first time animating on it and im still figuring out on how it works lol<a href="https://youtu.be/JNd5MXjcXEE?si=J-bebU-bj5rJZ-Gx" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">youtube xd</a>

TRUE LOVE! >_<

Short sneek peak at my indie animated pilot Pastafazool!

Pastafazool is an indie animated series about a trio of incompetent supervillains and their quest for world domination! Abracadaver their leader is a sinister undead sorcerer with delusions of grandeur, xenos a shapeshifting extra dimensional entity of unknown origin is the mascot and the muscle, and Domme a former spy and secret agent turned jewel thief is the brains behind the operation. Together they work for their mysterious and shadowy overlord Silhouette to steal various cursed artifacts, break hundreds of laws and violate a number of international treaties. Catch the full pilot this summer on Newgrounds where I plan to debut it first. Pastafazool is created by me and produced independently by Squeep Toons and Plasma Spin Studios learn more about our indie team and the pilot at <a href="http://plasmaspinstudios.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">plasmaspinstudios.com</a> thumbnail by wildblur

Pastafazool Trailer

Damian Barker goes to Hell in this wild musical comedy

Okay, so this is the unfinished Halloween-themed sequel to a shitpost "indie pilot" I did called Dogs Who Think. I had the idea about a week before Halloween and thought that if I drew really fast and sloppy, I could get it done by the 31st. However, even at my fastest and sloppiest, this was the most I could manage. I had most of the episode figured out in my head; it would have probably come to about 11 minutes long. Even in this unfinished state, a lot of people said it was really funny, which makes me feel good. Frankly, it also pisses me off. Why the fuck can't I just do this all the time? It feels like my brain is only good at episode plotting if it's for a semi-ironic project like this one. Seriously, I had the entirety of this Halloween special figured out, but I can't get the pilot plot to the cartoon series I've had in my head for years down. I think I just end up babying serious ideas too much, which means stuff like this is able to thrive more than anything else I could make cause I'm not precious about these characters or their world. As funny as it sounds, this unfinished half-shitpost and it's positive reception really inspires me to want to do more animatics for my more serious ideas, still caring to make a good final product but not handling everything with kiddy gloves, so to speak. Anyway watch the dogs bye

Tails To Make You Think (UNFINISHED ANIMATIC))

ALVIN K'ILED BY CHAINSAW ALVINNNNNNNNNNNNN d

folow for chipmunk pranks <a href="https://www.patreon.com/zabujard" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.patreon.com/zabujard</a> <img src="https://img.ngfiles.com/image-uploads/000/001/521/iu_1521116_2054704.webp" alt="iu_1521116_2054704.webp" data-smart-scale="764,521">

John tries to get his friends to play Team Fortress 2

John tries to get his friends to play Team Fortress 2 CAST:John Egbert played by LogicalLunatic / Thompson LiRose Lalonde played by AdoxographistDave Strider played by TechnicallyDead / BryceJade Harley played by BusyBeeSarms / Bee SarmientoAnimation and Editing also by Bee :3Written by Bee and Pip and Muzzle Music Used: Moonsetter by Toby "Radiation" Fox<a href="https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/album/homestuck-vol-9" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/album/homestuck-vol-9</a>

Home Fortress (Part 1) | Original Homestuck x TF2 Animatic

I just wanted to animate this audio and the first thing that came to my mind when willy talked was John, so I thought this would be funny

Uh in the sky!

The television around here is a joke. SPECIAL THANKS:- GreenParslii and ShiftyZ<a href="https://www.youtube.com/@not_shiftyz" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">‬</a> for emotional support- <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@BiwwiBob" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">‪</a>BiwwiBob for helping with concepts- <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@memoryreplevy8446" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">‪</a>MemoryReplevy for voicing the channel's announcer and emotional support KasperTV - The perfect place for entertainment!

Kasper's Dave and Bambi Shorts! - Amazing

THE PACKED LUNCHSeason: 6Episode: 4Plot: The gang tries to overload the AI security system. Happy New Year! 🎆🎈🎊🍾🥂

The Packed Lunch - Ep. 51 System Overload

A bit from KH manga about Xion and Dusk who cleans the castle

A segment from the Days manga. I plan to do the rest too.

Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days Manga Page Animated

Leah interviews a local famous person GONE WRONG!!!A

I made this instead of sleepin last night it was really cool, home-slice

Interview With The Local Celebrity

This boy enjoys Christmas a little too much...

Short animation I made yesterday, late post.

CHRISTMAS BOY (ft. Dave)

This is a video originally posted to YouTube. Thought it would be an interesting experime!

Dave Miller VS Mr Fastbear and Fozy

Trust is a two-way street, Gotta give it to earn it, Dood!

Artist notes: About 50 Frames and 60+ assets This took waaaaay longer than I expected!Glad I was able to do it! Finally hinting at thelarger story of my cast is a feeling beyondamazing. And I already wanna do it again, Dood!◠‿◠)~★ Doodle Notes:Pace Yourself and always take breaks!You'll go a lot faster if you're not half Dead, Dood!╹‿╹)~★ Support Notes:<a href="https://linktr.ee/notkastar" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://linktr.ee/notkastar</a><a href="https://patreon.com/NotkastarDood" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://patreon.com/NotkastarDood</a><a href="https://subscribestar.adult/notkastar" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://subscribestar.adult/notkastar</a><a href="https://ko-fi.com/notkastar" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://ko-fi.com/notkastar</a>◠‿◠)

Dave Wants To Bottom! (An Doodle Lore Video!)

the guy(s) from  dave and bambi dimensional deep end

dimensiontle deep encredits to dde team for the characters fjwoi

The sniffly Room

dave and lucia have a political discussion.

dave and lucia have a political discussion.original "script" taken from an AI text-to-speech portal meme that NCSartist made! he also did a great animation to accompany it :) <a href="https://youtu.be/2xIGuCFa7no" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://youtu.be/2xIGuCFa7no</a> <a href="https://www.patreon.com/satina" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">PATREON</a><a href="https://twitter.com/ScumHouse" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">SCUMHOUSE TWITTER</a>

lucia is thicc

I recently found ZTV News (I've known about Zone for a wile, but not the news channel on youtube) and earlier today I was watching all of the episodes. Wen I came across epp 4 I wondered if there was anything related to "the theme." I didn't find any so I tried to make my own. Its my first animation so be extra brutal

Dave F Wrecked This Ass

To commemorate the 10th anniversary of RAB, the long-lost ninth episode is finally on NG!

Made way the fuck back in 2004 as a DVD-exclusive episode, now you can finally see Retarded Animal Babies 9 right here on Newgrounds, free of charge. If you had bought a DVD sometime in the past nine years, this wouldn't be all that special for you. But if you're a cheap bastard (like me!), this is a magical day for you, for sure. As for RAB16, I'll still keep that one a DVD-exclusive episode for now. I'll get back to you in 2018 or 2023 and see how I feel about it then. Incidentally, I added a link in the lower-left corner for my new site AnythingNapkin.com. It's the balls. I'm drawing anything you want for FIVE BUCKS (and up)! Check it out &amp; be sure to read the disclaimers, you dirty-minded reprobates.

Retarded Animal Babies 9

Sometimes you're perfect just the way you are. Dave Bruno's TOFA 2011 Final Round Entry!

EDIT: I have won the Tournament of Flash Animators here on Newgrounds thanks to this piece! Thanks everyone who liked it, I'm happy to warm all of your hearts :) WARNING! This Movie is very graphically intense! If you have an older computer, please click the link on the Preloader to be directed to a Youtube Version of the movie that should run better on your computer. If the links don't work just by clicking them, RIGHT CLICK them and select "Open in a New Window". This is my entry for the 2011 Tournament of Flash Animators (TOFA) Final Round. We had 4 weeks to animate to the theme "A Clean Slate". I want to give a BIG shout out to my music man, Allen Cruz thanks for the great soundtrack! This was a really satisfying and fun animation to make! I can confidently say that I am proud of the work I created here and wholly plan on using alot of it in my latest Demo Reel, which is one of the main reasons I joined TOFA this year anyway. Looking back on all the rounds prior to this, I can honestly say my skills have vastly improved at Flash. Compare "Totaled", last year's Final Round entry, to this one and you'll see a definite increase in my skill, and this is something that, even if I don't win TOFA, I can deem as a win. The characters were extremely fun to work with, them being simple blob characters that do these crazy actions. If you didn't catch it, the "clean slate" was the characters themselves, starting off extremely simple and then adding all these crazy things, until finally going back to a clean slate again. I'm glad I was able to figure out how to do the reflections, as I feel they are a big part of the message. He is not looking at himself, but the images beyond the reflections (like the Advertisements and such.) and he's not realizing what a mess he is making of himself, being too focused on making himself what the media deems "attractive" (until it obviously spirals out of control to the point of hilarity.) The main motivation and reference for this piece is thanks to my girlfriend. The girl (Blobette as I like to call her.) resembles her (as much as a blob can) and acts just like her. Her ability to make me feel great about myself when I'm feeling down is truly astounding. For this I thank you babe :). But this isn't just for her, its for anyone who has that special someone that, no matter what has you down, they have that special and amazing power to make you feel great again. All in all, TOFA has been very rewarding this year (and even more so if I actually win it!) and I hope this latest entry made you giggle and saw "Awwww". This has been Dave Bruno for the Newgrounds Tournament of Flash Animators 2011, I'll catch ya later.

The Shape of Love

Tests so simple, no one can do them! Dave Bruno's TOFA 2011 Round 3 Entry!

This is my entry for the 2011 Tournament of Flash Animators (TOFA) 3rd Round. We had 4 weeks to animate to the theme "Divide by Zero". While dividing by zero is literally in this animation, the way I interpreted the theme was how everyone reacted when I told them what it was. The conversation, every time I had it, went like this: "So what's the theme for Round 3 of TOFA?" 
"Divide by Zero" 
"That's impossible!" There you go! But more literally, I did research as to how this theme could be interpreted. Sure, there is the Internet Meme way where the world implodes or something, but I vowed that I would never do an internet meme (well, unless its something to do with Slenderman, because he is scary and awesome! But definitely not any of the "funny" internet memes) solely due to the fact that I don't find them funny and everyone does them. I like being an original. So the ways I found I could do this theme varied. One way was the fact that Mathematician's consider dividing by zero "an expression that has no meaning", which I thought of a few dramatic ideas for (like Totaled 2), but none of them took off the ground. Then I took it literally, inventing this Math World (inspired by Donald Duck in Math Land.) and had this Division Beast attacking a town, then a small, sheepish character who represented Zero stood against it and the beast inevitably killed itself because you cant divide by Zero. It was like a Children's cartoon, no strong violence, a nice sounding Narrator explaining the whole thing, a moral about actions speaking louder than words and all that jazz. Problem was I couldn't figure out a way to write it and even if I did I think it would have been 10 minutes long. Then finally I came to the fact that dividing by zero is literally impossible (go ahead, try it on a calculator, when I did it on my phone's calculator it says "Invalid Operation".). So instead of doing the theme "Divide by Zero" I broadened it to "Impossible". So there you have it! I really liked this animation due to the fact that I made it more about the visual, character acting portion than the verbal jokes and story. I definitely have 2 scenes from this that I am going to put into my demo reel. I also found it extremely fun drawing Bill Gully (or "Son" as he's referred to by the Boss. However, to clear up confusion, he is not actually his son or blood related in any way. Boss refers to everyone younger than him that's male that way.) in his DXi Human Testing Jumpsuit. I've always wanted to do something involving campy old Sci-Fi movies (much like Don Bluth's Space Ace.) and his suit kind of reminded me of that. Otherwise, hope you enjoy it. If your curious about the making of a scene, please visit my Website and watch "Evolution of a Scene" in the Animation section. There you will find a breakdown of how I did the "Lick your Elbow" scene.

Simple Tests

While Puppy suffers marital Hell, the other guys are forced to find a new friend.

Hello and Happy Pico Day, 2011! In this (10 minute!) episode, which naturally features a Pico cameo, our pals meet Black Panther, a culturally alternative buddy who opens their worlds and their minds to exciting new frontiers and bitches. Meanwhile, Puppy buckles under the weight of his inconceivably thankless marriage. I'm happy to announce pre-orders for the upcoming DVD, "Retarded Animal Babies 2, the Second Definitive Collection." It is due out on November 1, 2011! You can reserve your copy for a few bucks off by either clicking on the button in the film, or by going here: <a href="http://umop.com/dvd2.htm" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">umop.com/dvd2.htm</a>

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Puppy marries his huge-breasted cousin. But not before the bachelor party!

UPDATE 9/20/2010: FINALLY WE HAVE A WINNER for the funny little contest hiding in this episode. I guess it was a good one; it took 180,000 views before Ed "Hoodie" Prins-Stairs finally stepped forward to claim some free DVDs and a custom drawing from me. The answer? There were eight letters hiding throughout the episode which spelled "NUPTIALS" when unscrambled. Ed emailed me with that secret word and landed himself a bucket of awesome win-havings. Congrats Ed! So the other day I went back and watched RAB 21, and noticed that somewhere (sorta semi-hidden) in there I half-jokingly mentioned "see you in August, 2010" since it had been 14 months since RAB 20 came out. Well, DANG. I wasn't serious. I honestly did mean to ramp up episode output (and still do), but I guess the cluttery nature of freelance artistry got the best of things. Here really is hoping that it won't be another 14 months until RAB 23, but hell, it may well be 14 YEARS knowing what an unpredictable piece of offal I am. Stay tuned! In the meantime, here's a big, flopping 9+ minute episode full of breasts and blood and dicks and childishness. Special thanks to Tom Fulp and Newgrounds for hosting &amp; sponsoring the crowning achievement of my artistic career: a wriggling pile of blob-shaped, cursing critters. Thanks also to a really kickass, famous band who makes a guest appearance in this episode, as well as Stephen Wayne of Hartford's 106.9 WCCC for appearing in a (pivotal) supporting role! There's also a cool techno track by Gazdatronik, and last but not least, my unyieldingly supportive wife reprises her role as Puppy's cousin! Oh and by the way, this episode would have gotten uploaded much earlier, but some tool uploaded something under the same title and I had to wait until Tom deleted it. I don't suppose asking nicely here will prevent it ever from happening again, but from now on, please don't be dickish and upload anything with "Retarded Animal Babies" in the title? It's only gonna get deleted anyway, and the word is there'll be a series title filter down the road too. Plus I'll have my supporters come to your house and nose-rape you for preventing timely uploads of their favorite animated boobtastic entertainment. You can never really tell with the sort of person that loves tits 'n cock toons.

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The heartwarming story of a bum with multiple personality disorder.

Crazy Dave began in the audio forum with the Monthly Voice Acting Contest 2 hosted by FatKidWitAJetPak. Using only my mouth I proceeded to make every noise you hear in this movie. After winning the contest, getting a little front page time, and making a sweet $0.16 in ad revenue, I decided to open it up to Newground's talented animators. My animation skills alone just wouldn't do Crazy Dave justice. Am I ever glad I let some others help me here, because these animators did a damn fine job. If I wasn't a broke student I would pay them grotesque amounts of gold for the happiness they've brought me. So, a couple of months after Crazy Dave was born, here is the final product! BEHOLD, CRAAAZY DAAAVEEE!!!

-Crazy Dave-

Our foul little friends visit the 4-H Fair and all Hell breaks loose!

Bet you didn't think you'd ever, EVER see RAB21, did you? Today's the day... after over a year in the making (no, really, it was pretty much every single day since RAB20 came out), this massive 9-minute fiasco is finally ready for your explicit sensory digestion, in a new widescreen format! Please enjoy my disgusting creations &amp; pick up some DVDs to keep the madness coming! I have a couple of other interesting projects in the works also, so be sure to visit <a href="http://umop.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">umop.com</a> &amp; follow my Twitter for all the details. OKEEDOKEE!

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In this time-traveling Easter epic, many series-sweeping questions are answered!

UPDATE August 25, 2021: Today, this episode is reinstated on Newgrounds. I removed it a few years back, due to my own personal conflict with the brief Kurt Cobain scene. It's the only thing I've ever done to actually offend myself, at least later in life. But the fans demanded a "complete set" for the episodes, so it's back. Now, for the first time ever, you can watch every single episode ever made, uninterrupted, right here on Newgrounds. I also updated this file to be a higher-quality MP4, free of the old Flash interactivity relics (subtitle buttons, and links to merch mostly no longer available anyway). Feel free to visit <a href="http://umop.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">umop.com</a> for more updates, sporadic as they may be. -- Big, fat, jolly Newgrounds TANKS to all of the RAB fans for five hot, sticky, buttery years. Gaze your tired eyes finally upon this twentieth installment, and scratch your head wondering how the hell we've come so far, for so long together. Or just scratch your head wondering WTF is going on in this fucked-up episode, in which case you might need to check out a few of the other ones. I've seen a lot (too much, really) of crazy shit in my life since 2003! So I figured, why not cram a lot of crazy shit into my 20th RAB flick, too? Technically of course, it's actually the 22nd one, counting "Magic Animal Babies" and "Engadget Animal Babies" (hunt for it!), but can those two promo-type things really be considered canon? I'm not terribly sure; I barely remember even making them. To be honest I'm not thinking very clearly since I haven't gotten any sleep this weekend trying to finish up this movie in time for Easter. Enjoy! High five (one finger per year), and who knows... maybe I'll be back with another RAB, assuming I don't mind squandering another week of precious vacation time and a half dozen more weekends... erghh.

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Come and git it! The nineteenth &amp; possibly most offensive one. Hey! Order up a DVD. Or just wipe your ass with a twenty and stick it to my forehead. It's love either way.

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A mysterious alien vixen from Planet XXX stirs up trouble!

Hello and welcome to the tenth and almost final installment of Sci-Fi Guys (I'll air the 11th and final one, a Christmas episode, sometime in November), originally made back in 2001. This steamy episode made me realize how much fun it is to animate breasts, and is an amply-built, telling sign of the gutter-humored dumping grounds to come two years later with Retarded Animal Babies. Interactivity abounds in this parade of tits and spaceships. Click on the clapboard when it appears, to hear out-takes recorded by Andy (Dudley), Greg (Lenny), and Pete (Bungi). Watching these three guys recording their dialog together is invariably 10x funnier than anything I could animate, and I always wanted to get some of their gaffes into an episode somehow. This was my solution. There's also a throwaway little mouse-driven treat for the truly depraved, after the credits roll. Just remember, as sick as you are for enjoying any of this, just remember, someone had to be sick enough to animate all of it, so how bad could YOU really be?

Sci-Fi Guys X

From the creator of RAB (Dave), the first episode of his classic sci-fi spoof series!

At last, my old Sci-Fi Guys episodes shall be ported to the portal! The "Punch Bungi" game is just a little extra to pass time while waiting for the rest of the file to download. This episode was made in 2000, before broadband, back in the days when timewaster-preloader games were a necessity! I've made around fifty Flash movies since then, but this... this is my very first one! Sci-Fi Guys. And ahh, the badly handled audio, with its terrible clicks and distorted, loud dialog. I tried to clean it up a little, but you should really see the timeline for it in Flash. It's a MESS. Holy crap, I had no clue at all back then. For one thing, I used about 20 different scenes (!!), using the Event setting on some sound symbols, making it very challenging to figure out which sounds needed action script to shut the fuck off between scenes, and which ones not to. I can't recommend just making one big scene for your movies, kids; you'll have a much easier time of things! Since these episodes are here mostly for posterity, and since I was about to punch the screen in frustration after spending all morning trying to correct the billion problems this clunky piece of shit needs fixed, I've opted to instead lay bare my learning process, warts and all. By the way, the "Virus Alert" banner down below links to my Weird Al game demo in a new window. Forgive the advertising; I'm trying to get the game in front of as many eyes as possible. It rocks... try it out!

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Video made for the "Weird AL" Yankovic album "Straight Outta Lynwood!"

Hello! Included in this presentation prepared exclusively for Newgrounds are scenes from the "Virus Alert 3D" GAME that was released on May 6th, 2007! Please spread the word about this game... it was over a year in the making! You may or may not have seen this video I made last year for "Weird Al." Here it is, in all the glory of uncompressed Flash, with new pause/play functionality.

Virus Alert - "Weird Al"

RAB is back with a drug-induced, mind-blitzkrieging romp!

Hello again my little friends. Once again I defile the sanctity of these characters for your endurement. This crazed installment will surely wriggle its way into your heart and pants-holes. UPDATE: Hidden contest has been won (in record time) by Corbin from NC. Mahalo!

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RAB returns with a romp through the pumpkin patch and a haunted house!

RAB16, which completely rocks, has aliens, and continues a lot of stuff from RAB14, is only currently available on the DVD (as is RAB9), because I'm a greedy asshole. Now that that's freely admitted and out of the way... Good to be back to Newgrounds with another installment for your enjoyment! Hope you've got nothing going on for a while, because this one weighs in at a hefty 8 minutes, and you may want to watch it at least twice, too. RAB17 marks the beginning of my new animation method where I can finally say I've scrapped paper for good. I'm still getting used to the Cintiq tablet but the production time is halved and the animation quality (such as it is) is increased. RAB was always a way for me to siphon off my filthy filth; get it out of my system, so I can keep my other professional works clean &amp; free of titfucking aliens (for example). But RAB17 actually has a lot of crap in it that I'm proud of too, and I can thus actually say it's my favorite episode yet. OK, second favorite. I'll be the first to admit that nothing on Earth that I ever do will surpass the first RAB flick. I know it's been six months since the last RAB film on Newgrounds. The DVD (and RAB16 which was still done using the painfully laborious old process of drawing everything on paper first), stole away my entire summer. It came out fantastic &amp; was worth it though! I hope you agree if you decide to pick one up someday.

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My take on Super Mario Bros. 3 Everything drawn here was drawn all by me. Hours of lasso tool usage went into this, so please vote fairly. I worked real hard on this one. Enjoy!! ::EDIT:: 
Thanks for the daily 4th to all who helped :D

.:Super Mario Bros 3:.

Celebrate the third birthday of the RABs as they look back over their lives.

((UPDATE 4/24/06: XQ4 hidden code thingy: relax, someone already won within 15 minutes after the episode's original upload! I've gotten over 500 emails about this and they're still coming in like crazy...yikes...nice work and congrats to the DVD winner, Robert C.!)) RAB has been online for three chocolatey brown years already. Time flies when you're having dumb. This episode is sort of like one of those lame "clip shows" which just cheaply reminisce over old footage. Problem is, most of the RABs all have fairly fucked up memories.

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Interactive "choose your adventure" across the dimensions!

The seventh installment of Sci-Fi Guys, "The Fourth Dementia," is probably the most complicated piece of animated quadramorphitude (I had to invent my own word here) I have ever created. Throughout the episode you get to choose the outcome of what happens next, without necessarily stumbling across any "horribly wrong choices" which would make the episode only a few seconds long, etc. It was a huge challenge &amp; I hope you enjoy the result. On the DVD, this episode was edited into a linear storyline, selectively including some of the better-animated sequences. But only here online can you see it in all its interactive glory! Speaking of the DVD, help me out tremendously by ordering one up here: <a href="http://www.umop.com/dvd.htm" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">www.umop.com/dvd.htm</a> (scroll down to "Every Little Something by DAVE") Thanks and enjoy! --Dave

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A warped, transdimensional fiasco. Wince in horror at the future of the animal babies.

Welcome to the dawn of a new retarded era...RAB is back! This crazy-ass installment will churn your feces into chocolate butter. Rest assured, RAB will always be available to its loyal minions here on Newgrounds. This episode took a while...it's been a rough year for me, but it's a love letter to the fans. You've all kept me going and the more support I get the more I'll try to crank out new installments! Thanks again for supporting my putrid art slurry. UPDATE April, 2011: The source file for this episode has been lost, and updates were needed, so subtitling and (sniff) the Easter Eggs are gone forever. I had to use the source file used to create the DVD version, which was unfortunately missing a few goodies. --Dave

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Two wacky space-gremlins begin their foray into the mercenary business.

Hey everyone, Dave here, creator of "Retarded Animal Babies." I know there are a few of you anxiously awaiting the arrival of RAB14, and it's coming, I promise! In the meantime, I'm submitting this older series here on Newgrounds. It needs a new home! The old site it used to be on ain't hosting it any more. I made it way back in 2000 A.D.! They didn't even have cars back then! Anyway, it's about the same level of kwality as RAB, only with some more interesting interactivity as things progress in the episode. Enjoy! This episode, and the three to follow (I'll upload maybe one per week?), are all on my DVD. Please visit <a href="http://umop.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">umop.com</a> and support me by buying at least a dozen of 'em! And if you like the music, thanks! I made it! CDs for sale too! And...and my shoes are for sale! And my kidneys! So hungry

Jot + Jab Episode 1

Update: HOLY CRAP! FRONT PAGE!!! My First Front Page!!! And 2nd Daily Place! Thanks Tom and Everyone on Newgorunds!!! :D Update: Oh and there is just 1 thing I left out of this movie...the Credits! I will add them in soon and then you will all know where I got my Metal Slug Sprites from! Plus, I know there is bad grammer in the Movie and I aim to solve that problem in Part 2! But for now, all you "English Teachers" out there...Just Enjoy the Movie! Metal Slug: Operation BlueStone is my Best Sprite Movie yet, its also my longest! The movie all together runs for 7:37 minutes! So enjoy people! And Part 2 should be along sometime with the next few weeks!

Metal Slug: Op. BlueStone

Hitler tries to order food in a jewish deli during ww2 and disguises himself as a jew.

Our (Larry and I) 3rd Improv toon. If you don't like it, you can suck my fat willy and call me a silly billy. More: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/us" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">http://www.youtube.com/us</a> er/FAGStudios 666

Hitler and Dave

Join the Animal Babies to the Retarded Side. The power of the Shit compels you!

Fans of the Star Wars films will have their curiosity and panties piqued by this shiny installment. The Puppy and Cat don't see eye to eye as they endeavor to pretend they're in scenes from their favorite sci-fi blockbusters. Why? Puppy never saw the Original Trilogy, and Cat never saw the prequels! Join them on this confusing yet satisfyingly retarded romp through space, time, and very likely, a legal battle.

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Patty Saint Happies day everybody!! A fine, red-headed Irish adventure for you today, lads and lasses. Have a fresh pint, stick a shillelagh up your freckled ass, and enjoy. Dave's broken leg update: it's been exactly seven months since my car accident and I still have a big, metal fixator on my leg that looks like Zaphod Beeblebrox's hatrack. I have an appointment for an evaluation next week for another procedure; more likely involving a re-break of the leg, and some delicious application of pelvic (yeah, I said pelvic) bone matter. I should be in a waist cast for a few weeks. How the fuck am I gonna pound the pastor all that time??