"A veritable hippodrome of comicality" - The New York Times

Kerfuffle Crescendo

Coffee Run

This is the first part of a short film about Deep Rock Galactic

Management sent a special squad to destroy the remnants of Rockpox, but rivals were there first.---This is the first part of a short film about Deep Rock Galactic, there will be two more parts, if you care, of course.Deep Rock Galactic has become one of my favorite games, with very untapped potential in the universe. And I wanted to bring one of the stories to the DRG.This game deserves more attention from the animation side.With these thoughts I started making this cartoon. And now, 6 months later it is finished.---I don’t know if DRG has a real competitor in Helldivers 2, but I still love our game, and if this video has at least some response, I will make a second and third part and finish this story. People love humor, I love humor, so why not continue?Thanks to Ghost Ship Games for a great game, and I hope to see you there.Rock and Stone!--

DEEP ROCK GALACTIC: Threat from the Core Part 1

What's our teammate doing?

Something we made over a few weekends when we imagined what it would be like to make trailers for our favorite game!

ROCK AND STONE

Pinging Gold before other dwarves join

Cloo [OC] enters the world of RuneScape and comes across a message in a bottle while fishing, but it

Step By Step (RuneScape Parody)

Short?!

From the makers of Unforgotten Realms, then Unforgotten Realms, then Time Gnomes, then Dwarves vs Zombies, then URealms Live then Tell It Like It Isn't comes the summer chaos series of the year! Join …

Unforgotten Realms Z "The Making of Villians" (S1 E1)

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Music:
Sexy beat seduction by No Copyright Music Channel
Just Nasty by Kevin MacLeod is licensed

Snow White

then trapping her in its colossal axe arm, her feet pinned over her head, leaving her stretched, gaping

Dragonborn vs The Centurion: Part 3

While exploring a dwarven ruin, our heroine finds herself subdued and used...

PART 1 OF 3 Upon entering the ancient dwarven ruin, our Dragonborn heroine is suddenly confronted and instantly overpowered by a dormant centurion guardian. Failing to evade the gold plated giant, it restrains her, squeezing her tight, and after stripping her of her clothes, it proceeds to force her legs open. She suddenly feels a giant sized, oiled-up metal rod slowly but surely push its way deep into her asshole. She winces in pain and struggles in the centurion’s grip, but this proves futile, as the powerful machine continues to violate her tight anus with its huge pole...TO BE CONTINUED.

Dragonborn vs The Centurion: Part 1

This was a commission. The music is by Anarchonauten and free to use. I made the animation. Originally aired in august 2015 on youtube._____________________________________________Lyrics (original) Egal wo du auch hinschaustDu hast alles schon gesehnDu hast keinen Bock zu lebenDoch du hast auch Angst zu gehen So hängst du zwischen den Weltenweder lebendig noch totNur noch eine leere HülleDie sich aufzulösen droht Du siehst am Horizont die LichterDer Menschen, die beisammen sindund bleibst doch lieber hier im DunkelnDenn das Licht macht dich nur blind Du hast dich selbst ins Exil geschicktDer Welt völlig entrücktUnd von dort ist noch niemand jedie Rückkehr geglückt Der Abstand macht die Hoffnung kleinUnd lässt selbst Freunde Fremde seinDie Distanz hat dein Leben komplett ruiniertUnd doch bist du noch immer von ihr fasziniert Abstand – Zu dir selbstAbstand – zu deinem UmfeldAbstand – zu den Lügen der WeltAbstand – macht dich zum tragischen Held Der AbstandAbstand zu dir selbst Und so gehst du wie immerAllein durch die NachtAls auf einmal in dirEine Stimme erwacht Die dir sagt, dass du garnichtWie die andern sein willstUnd es gut ist dass duDiese Einsamkeit fühlst Das kann dir keiner nehmen,Diese Nacht gehört dirIn sie bist du verliebtWie ein alter Vampir Keiner hier der dich nervt,niemand der dich frustriertAlles ist so weit wegUnd du lächelst verwirrt Der Abstand macht die Sorgen kleinUnd lässt selbst Riesen Zwerge seinDie Distanz hat dein Selbstwertgefühl optimiertUnd da ist nichts mehr, was dich jemals schockiert Abstand – Zu dir selbstAbstand – zu deinem UmfeldAbstand – zu den Lügen der WeltAbstand – macht dich zum tragischen Held Der AbstandAbstand zu dir selbst Vielleicht bist du ganz alleinVielleicht bist du bald totVielleicht ist deine ArtVom Aussterben bedroht Doch ganz gleich, was noch kommtDu kannst nie mehr so tief fallenWie die andern, die sichAn Vergängliches krallen Du bist ein DesperadoMut ist dein PrivilegWährend andre noch zögernGehst du längst deinen Weg Und auch wenn dein Lebenoft sinnlos aussiehtInsgeheim bist du stolz draufUnd singst dieses Lied Der Abstand wäscht die Seele reinUnd lässt dich ohne Reue seinDie Distanz hat dein Wesen umprogrammiertEs ist nicht immer schön, aber es funktioniert Abstand – Zu dir selbstAbstand – zu deinem UmfeldAbstand – zu den Lügen der WeltAbstand – macht dich zum tragischen Held Der AbstandAbstand zu dir selbst__________________________________________Lyrics (translated by me without warranty) No matter where you lookYou have already seen everythingYou don´t want to liveBut you also fear to leave Thus you hang between the worldsNeither alive, nor deadOnly an empty shellimpending to dissolve At the horizon you see the lights Of the people, who are togetherBut you rather stay here in the darkSince the light only makes you blind You sent yourself into exileDisconnected from the worldAnd from there, no onesucceded to come back The distance makes hope look smallAnd lets even friends be strangersThe distance completely ruined your lifeAnd still you are fascinated by it Distance - to yourselfDistance - to your environmentDistance - to the lies of the worldDistance - makes you a tragic hero The distanceDistance to yourself And so you walk like alwaysalone through the nightWhen suddenly inside youA voice awakes Which tells you, that youdon´t want to be like the othersAnd it´s good that youfeel this loneliness No one can take this from youThis night belongs to youYou are in love with itLike an old vampire No one here to annoy youNo one to frustrate youEverything is far awayAnd you smile confusedly The distance makes sorrows look smallAnd lets even giants be dwarvesThe distance optimized your self esteemAnd there is nothing left, to ever shock you Distance - to yourselfDistance - to your environmentDistance - to the lies of the worldDistance - makes you a tragic hero The distanceDistance to yourself Maybe you are aloneMaybe you are dead soonMaybe your kind isImpending to go extinct But no matter, what may comeYou can never fall again that deeplyLike the others, whoCling to evanescent things You are a desperadoCourage is your privilegeWhile others still hesitateYou already walk your way And although your lifeoften seems pointlessSecretly you are proudAnd sing this song The distance cleanses your soulAnd lets you be without remorseThe distance reprogrammed your natureIt isn´t always pleasant, but it works Distance - to yourselfDistance - to your environmentDistance - to the lies of the worldDistance - makes you a tragic hero The distanceDistance to yourself

Der Abstand (The Distance)

Here the only thing I can potentially get cucked by is the voting system.

Animation/Editing Experiment

An elf named Elvis and a dwarf named Dimmi roam around a fantasy realm on blood thirsty quests for treasure and glory.

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An elf named Elvis and a dwarf named Dimmi roam around a fantasy realm on blood thirsty quests for treasure and glory. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 
Written and Directed by Ivan Dixon and Paul Robertson 
Animation by Ivan Dixon <a href="http://pug-of-war.tumblr.com/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://pug-of-war.tumblr.com/</a> 
Paul Robertson <a href="http://probertson.tumblr.com/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://probertson.tumblr.com/</a> 
Additional Animation by Andrew Onorato <a href="http://www.andrewonorato.com/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://www.andrewonorato.com/</a> 
Music by Cornel Wilczek <a href="https://electricdreams.co/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://electricdreams.co/</a> 
Sound by Cornel Wilczek and Pascal Babare 
Sound Supervisor Leyla Varela Voices 
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Bailey: Mel Roach <a href="http://melaphantastic.tumblr.com/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://melaphantastic.tumblr.com/</a> 
Elvis &amp; Dimmi: Ivan Dixon <a href="https://twitter.com/IvanRDixon" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://twitter.com/IvanRDixon</a> 
Hannah &amp; Wendy: Claire Mazz <a href="https://www.facebook.com/clairemazz" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.facebook.com/clairemazz</a> 
Gate Goblin: Julian Frost <a href="http://julianfrost.co.nz/work/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://julianfrost.co.nz/work/</a> 
Goblin Child 1: Hazel Wilczek 
Goblin Child 2: Jeanie Wilczek 
Gary &amp; Shopkeeper: Alex Hirsch <a href="https://twitter.com/_alexhirsch" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://twitter.com/_alexhirsch</a>

Elvis & Dimmi

About 4 dwarven clan leaders looking for an ancient treasure, or die trying.

BENEATH

The origin story of the queen of the Dwarves
Hope y'all enjoyed it.

The Queen Of The Dwarves

A music video about Christmas and its horrific mastermind.

Music by Smashy Claw (<a href="http://www.youtube.com/smashyclaw" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/smashyclaw</a>) 
Animation by Arin Scalfo (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/arinsmind" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/arinsmind</a>) 
Patreon (<a href="https://www.patreon.com/smashyclaw?ty=h" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.patreon.com/smashyclaw?ty=h</a>) BandCamp: <a href="http://music.smashyclaw.com/track/claustrophobia" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">http://music.smashyclaw.com/track/claustrophobia</a> 
iTunes: <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/claustrophobia-single/id1063920918" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/claustrophobia-single/id1063920918</a> Lyrics: 
When I was a kid, my parents told me about a man 
Who’d slip through the chimney and slink in as sugar plumbs danced 
Rumor is he leaves presents, but does that justify a B&amp;E 
I’m guarding my organs, cause I’ve been staying up scared to death of this freak It seems like they wouldn’t care 
If they woke up to find a fat man’s vacant stare 
He’s fooled the world, but I’m not convinced 
I tremble at the thought of what he does to those put on the naughty list In the arctic snowy frost 
Where no man can survive for long 
Dwells a beast with fur and claws 
Am I the only one with claustrophobia? Eight bloodthirsty reindeer (that could kill you with one kick) fly just above 
How has no one deciphered what Clement Moore was trying to warn us of 
He’s coming for you this Xmas, executing the masses in the chill of night 
This monster needs subjects for a ritualistic winter solstice sacrifice His shop makes weapons for the government 
That indentured dwarves build under threat of death 
He sees you sleep, he seemingly can’t die 
And just what kind of godless witchcraft gets him down a chimney at that size In the arctic snowy frost 
Where you or I wouldn't survive for long 
Dwells a beast with fur and claws 
Am I the only one with claustrophobia? It can’t be only me who’s frightened by this freak 
Put the ‘n’ at the end and you’ll see what I mean 
Blood in snow is awfully close to looking like the clothes he wears 
So, late at nights I’ve been devising secret schemes 
In the hopes that this December when he comes for me 
A plate of poison cookies puts an end to this white-haired nightmare

Smashy Claw - Claustrophobia

It was made over the course of a week, with on and off progress being made one slow day at a time, since

The Fall of Koganusan

Here we see them at waterfalls, staring into the clouds and just plain experiencing nature.

Strawberry's Break #3

Follow the legend of Master Smith Graldon Grimhammer as he reaches for the stars, only to find the terrifying truth of the infinite cosmos that lay beyond...

Dwarves in Space

The beginning of a new miniseries I'm working on. Not much to describe, hope ya'll like it.

Dwarves - Ep. 1

I changed them into dwarves. Before you ask, yes, both male and female dwarves have beards.

Romeo/Juliet As Dwarves!

A retelling of the classic tale, "The Hobbit!"

The "One Ring" series returns in a retelling of the classic tale "The Hobbit." Done in a storybook narrative, the first Act has Bilbo and his dwarven companions starting on their journey to steal back their treasure form the vile dragon Smaug. But will they survive long enough? With the wizard Gandalf on their side, of course they will! And don't worry, Sauron and Wayne are in there as well for fans of the older "One Ring" movies. The plan is to make this a 3 part series, and I'm fully prepared to see it finished. The original version was one long movie, but when I got about 12 minutes in I realized it was way to long. So I split it up. Thanks to Scott Johnson of Extra Life (<a href="http://www.myextralife.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">http://www.myextralife.com/</a>) for doing the voice for Gandalf! And on another note, earlier this year I started making comics on my site at <a href="http://comic.legendaryfrog.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">http://comic.legendaryfrog.com</a>. Check it out! Enjoy!

The Hobbit - Act I

Sullivan Style
5) Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time - Rooster
6) Kill Two Dwarves - World of Warcraft
7) Catnap

Phoenix Maybe Not

Dirty Dwarves

In this tale, Giddeon frees the rabbit and kills the seven dwarves.

Seven Dwarves meet Fate

A nutty dwarf goes crazy, killing whatever's in sight!

This is a very violent toon. Its look is n00bish, I am capable of a lot better but I actually went out of my way to make it look n00bish. If it didn't look n00bish, it wouldn't have the same effect, ya know? Spent about 15 hours. Hope you like :D

Snowhite & Dying Dwarves

It is night and Der Zwerg sleeps in his house, peaceful and quiet, as weird noises suddenly wake him up...

The movie isn`t that long, because I had only a couple of days to do the whole thing and wan…

Der Zwerg - Woke Up

Christmastime has begun and everyone is happy about it - except for him, the dwarf, "Der Zwerg", who doesn't quite understand all the changing around him.

If anything is confusing, it's cause of the …

Der Zwerg - Christmastime

This was a movie i started a while back but stopped due to my short attention...
Well anyways i started working on it again and with the help of my friends managed to create what we have here. This mo…

Dwarves

took me bout a week al2gethr 
wait 4 it 2 load and watch it all the way thru