Strawberry clock fights against AI (AND WINS)

100% human made movie 💪 ( I made in a few hours ) I wanted to release this movie in the falsh format with the NG pre loader but I failed continually, I tried for over an hour to get it to work, following the instructions when you opened the file and everything, but it never worked. I even read like 50 different forum post and I failed miserably, so I just gave up and made it in MP4 . If anyone knows how to use it and doesn't mind explaining it I would REALLY appreciate. Idk if I'm just retarded or there's something wrong with my computer Anyway, Happy clock day!

Strawberry clock VS AI

A little scene I made because I could, no other reason :)

A portal backrooms crossover, I spent 20 Hrs on this Project only because I had made everything the first time and restarted half way through because I didn't like some stuff then proceeded to make it worse lol but here is the finished Project next one will be better,... I Hope

The last call

a mirage of extremely retarded videos made in macromedia flash 8

for the last flash animation the swf file kept looping at the beginning and i had no clue why, so i just screen recorded in obs on macromedia.

Flash 8: Extremely Retarded

THANKS NEWGROUNDS, I'm speechless with all the support, thank you so much. The charactersPico and darnell <a href="https://tomfulp.newgrounds.com/">Tom fulp</a>Meat boy <a href="https://bluebaby.newgrounds.com/">Edmun mcmillen </a>Isaac <a href="https://bluebaby.newgrounds.com/">Edmun mcmillen </a><a href="https://jerryjackson.newgrounds.com/">Jerry jackson</a>Jerry jacksonTom<a href="https://eddsworld.newgrounds.com/">Eddworld </a>Charlie and Chris <a href="https://psychicpebbles.newgrounds.com/">Psychicpebbles</a>Hank <a href="https://krinkels.newgrounds.com/">Krinkles </a>Boyfriend<a href="https://ninjamuffin99.newgrounds.com/">Ninjamufin</a>Skid and pump<a href="https://srpelo.newgrounds.com/">Sr pelo</a>Salad fingers<a href="https://doki.newgrounds.com/">Doki</a>Doki and nabi<a href="https://sambakza.newgrounds.com/">Sambakza</a><a href="https://the-simoes-one.newgrounds.com/">Simoes1000</a><a href="https://gustavotono.newgrounds.com/">Gustavotono</a>One goob<a href="https://tobewaffles.newgrounds.com/">Tobewaffles </a>One pinguin with gun<a href="https://livecorpse.newgrounds.com/">Livecorpse </a>Joel zombie<a href="https://rob-d.newgrounds.com/">Rob-d</a>Frog magic nose el nombre<a href="https://classiccoolboyman.newgrounds.com/">Clasiccoolboyman</a>Tankmen <a href="https://johnnyutah.newgrounds.com/">Jeff</a>Henry stickmin and among us <a href="https://puffballsunited.newgrounds.com/">Puffball</a>Fda<a href="https://fda.newgrounds.com/">Fda</a>Fancy pants <a href="https://drnerocf.newgrounds.com/">Drnero</a>Dad,hatty pink knight and alien hominid<a href="https://danpaladin.newgrounds.com/">Danpaladin</a>Satina<a href="https://scumhouse.newgrounds.com/">Scumhouse</a>Blockhead <a href="https://the-swain.newgrounds.com/">The swain</a>Strawberry clock <a href="https://strawberryclock.newgrounds.com/">Strawberry clock </a>Tangy mustard<a href="https://aaron-long.newgrounds.com/">Aaron long </a>Awsom snake <a href="https://egoraptor.newgrounds.com/">Egoraptor </a>Bricklewood<a href="https://chluaid.newgrounds.com/">Chluaid</a>Gogo<a href="https://speedo.newgrounds.com/">Speedo</a>Sock man<a href="https://domromart.newgrounds.com/">Doomromart</a>Dad<a href="https://sakupen.newgrounds.com/">Sakupen</a>Weebl<a href="https://theweebl.newgrounds.com/movies">The weebl</a>Moony<a href="https://joelg.newgrounds.com/">Joelg</a>One retarded animal babys <a href="https://dave.newgrounds.com/">Dave</a> THANKS NEWGROUNDS

NEWGROUNDS 4EVER!!!

Yes, I was thinking of making the first season of the series and starting development in January 2026.

RETARDED OBJECTS SEASON 1 TEASER

Brenard is shown what his friends lives are like if he was never born

It's a Retarded life

Objects living in crazy situations - don't miss the series!

<pre>Sorry for the delay, a group of friends who are objects living together in a house are preparing a party, and Rash works in a store. What's going to happen? Find out in the pilot episode of "Retarded Objects."
</pre>

RETARDED OBJECTS(PILOT)

Get ready to see the objects doing crazy things! PILOT DECEMBER 15 2025

RETARDED OBJECTS TRAILER

the pilot of my indie animation is now being animated

the pilot of my indie animation is now being animated

RETARDED OBJECTS - SNEAK PEEK

track: mr. kitty - glowloaf's my dumb madcom oc. he's not included in the canon lore, just exists for the sake of my own fun. don't take him seriously, he's retarded.

loaf

this is my first time animating. I did it the retarded way and didn’t look at any tutorials or anything.yes I’m self aware this is bad

a song about America

After several months I will finally develop the pilot of RETARDED OBJECTS, there are 4 mon

After several months I will finally develop the pilot of RETARDED OBJECTS, there are 4 months left and I hope everything goes well arriving in DECEMBER 2025

RETARDED OBJECTS TEASER

a retarded fish gets chased down by a hungry human just to be served with chips.

something I whipped up in (nick)3dmm in a few hours, i hope you enjoy (and tom fulp... DONT TAKE THIS ONE DOWN, THE CREDITS MUSIC IS A MIDI!!!!!)

Retarded Fish

A cool animation I decided to make based off two unused models from Foodfight!

I got the idea to make this animation based on something really cool that I found. A friend of mine, Ziggy Cashmere, made a YouTube documentary about the insane production behind the infamously terrible animated film, Foodfight! Among all the things he recovered from the movie's production were several 3D models from the original version of the movie that was being made before the director restarted production. Long story short, he recovered a few models of characters that never appeared in the movie, and two of them caught my eye for how adorable they looked: Sugi.lwo, and Anime Zombie.lwo. I knew the character designs had the potential for a cool animation, so I decided to make a really quick animation of Sugi beating up a horde of anime zombies for Newgrounds Low-Poly Day. Despite using pre-made motion capture animations from Mixamo, the process of making this took a lot more out of me than I thought, but I think the end result has the potential for me to explore more stories with these characters if people like them. Huge thanks to Ubern for his incredible work on the city background, which was also a model from Foodfight! Check out his awesome 3D animations here: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@ubern00bkye" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/@ubern00bkye</a> Also I have to give a special shoutout to Jiji, a friend of a friend, who gave me permission to use his track "Speedrun" as the soundtrack for this animation. I know it wouldn't have been nearly as authentic without a distinctive Y2K techno beat. Give it a listen on YouTube here, and check out his other music while you're at it: <a href="https://youtube.com/@__jebbe" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://youtube.com/@__jebbe</a>

SUGI: A Low-Poly Animated Short

A retard goes out to save his best friend

Hi. IMPORTANT info first! This is my cartoon about Rocky the Retard, he's retarded but usually means well/good for others. I didn't complete this animation because it took too long work and it went slower and slower so i decided to stop working on it. My next cartoon won't have voice actors in them. There's two voices for Rocky and i can't explain why, i hope you ppl like it anyway and respect my month-long work!

Rocky in the Retardination

I \wanr clout i wanr cloub i want clouyet i want clihb uj want renfeybiuc

⚠️Warning! All of this is E rated for retarded babies!⚠️ this was a year in the making. This is cinema. You’re gonna wanna watch till the end

The Brilliant Retarded Agonizing Intelligent Neutral Research Open Tribute

Yes, this is just the Taco-man Theme. just doing this for fun and jokes Me and my friend play Barony,For the mentally retarded and gay only:<a href="https://youtu.be/A1vewPNcuLE?si=SXcZconow8-zVLmK" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://youtu.be/A1vewPNcuLE?si=SXcZconow8-zVLmK</a>

Lameos Intro

crash bandicoot vs retarded hedgehog

It's a "ninglefest" alright, a ninglefest your ASS!!!

"Ohh, Nice Shot!""NO WAY!!!" hahaha boy im retarded

Patryk's Ninglefest

minecraft but retarded

Block Frog New Adventures 89 (235) - Easter Bunny's Unapologetically Retarded Episode

This one goes out to all the American "refugees" up north.

Get annoyed by retarded Americans who bitch about moving to Canada when the election doesn't go their way?Tired of Americans never shutting the fuck up about their country's politics, even when they move to foreign countries where it has zero effect on them?Like to suck the dicks and/or cunts of celebrities and blindly follow whatever the fuck they tell you to do?Sick of uneducated fucks treating Canada like some utopian paradise that has absolutely zero problems whatsoever?Donald Trump?Well then, this cartoon is for you, you proud Canadian son of a bitch! Over a dozen celebrities from around the world are here to tell you why not to vote for Donald Trump!

The Other Guy 4 Prez 2024!

Just a small stickman animation i madeJust to remember the good ol days where stickman was the shitThis is if you are goind to kill urself when your mom finds u dead she gon know that u where a refined dude very creativethere is going to be 4 more parts so if you liked this shit wait for the restIf u cant take dark humor or edgy shit just dont watch it don try to be a smart ass cause really u just gon end up looking retarded

5 WAYS TO KILLYOURSELF (PART1)

Squirting is so much sexier when its from a man

Happy Pico day yall, about an hour and a half to spare I worked on this thing for about 5-4 hours straight and completed it on Pico Day. Man I had fun with it, until I got up to animating Darnell and I realized I have not taken a break or gotten up from this uncomfortable chair. So you better be fucking happy with it because I worked fucking hard on it to hopefully make you laugh. QNAQ: Why is this not rated AA: No peeners or vaginers (edit im fucking dumb, the drawing of ninja muffin had one, fuck, also the mods retagged it as A because of it)Q: Why Nene deadA: <a href="https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/310005">Nene Interactive Suicide</a> homageQ: Why Darnell big n buffA: Homage to my favorite Pico Day movie, <a href="https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/638227">Pico's Cat Fight</a>Q: Are you Black? Can you say that?A: I'm whatever you want me to beQ: Why are you like thisA: I am very disturbed in the head and find this funny Also credit toKevin MacLeod for musicGta San Andreas for like 5 seconds of music <img src="https://uploads.ungrounded.net/tmp/img/1205000/iu_1205981_7885193.png" width="764" height="596" alt="iu_1205981_7885193.png" data-smart-scale="764,596">

The Sexiest Pico Movie Ever (Offensive)

Reupload because I became a pussy in 2022 and deleted it

So basically like I sorta said, I went insane in 2022 since I have OCD. I began to see myself as this big edgelord who is gonna have stupid internet jokes catch up with him. It was such a pussy thing. I did find comfort in old 2007 - 2015 furry Youtube animations done in MS Paint and Movie Maker though which is why I now have so many characters. Anyway but I deleted tons and tons of shit, thousands of messages on discord, tons of art from Newgrounds even just simple shit as my birthday I was scared would get me doxxed or something. Anyway KURSED IS BACK BIATCH. Not really gonna make CC or the heavily leaning LL stuff I did in the past but I got 1 CC short coming up for the <a href="https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1534044#bbspost27877869_post_text">Brain Rot Collab</a> and Lock Day, May 26th which as I write this I realize holy fuck I gotta get a move on and here I am animating a animation meme <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_rgLr3FrqA" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">(progress)</a> and shit for the Brain Rot Collab. Original upload Oct 16, 2021 11:05 PM EDT Original Desciption:im going to hell og music by Dog Fashion Disco (for hardcore gangsters only)<a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20211019013644/https://youtu.be/5ghzkxsMdTg" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://youtu.be/5ghzkxsMdTg</a>

Hank Hill x Peter Griffin Hot Sexy Porno (2021)

DM64 Bloopers: The Retarded Road Trip!

Mo2013 the gorilla trying to escape a zionist.

This is a retarded and random movie I decided to make, here is some context: Mohammed, or nicknamed "Mo2013" is just a hairy dude I know in real life, everyone calls him gorilla and everyone hates him.The tunes you hear in the movie are Nokia 3510i ringtones, because I own a Nokia 3510i at home. (A lot of other cool vintage cellphones too). ENJOY!

Mo2013 in the Jungle

A remake of an early <a href="https://youtu.be/E3mmaWgoFhM?t=97" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">animation test</a> for 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit'. Made with FlipaClip and Final Cut.

Retarded Rabbit (1983)

This movie is William Tell, it features a mobile game that I don't play anymore. I found out that it's called sludge content. And it's restarted.

William Tell | Somewhere In Nevada

If she made an Onlyfans Promo and hired me as an editor.

If you'd like to see my most recent work, check out my <a href="https://cerbskies.carrd.co/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Card</a> for other socials. Newgrounds has a retarded rule of not allowing 3D renders in the art portal (no matter how much you've painted over it) so I won't be posting as much here anymore. I will be posting more videos I make though. Enjoy!

Ashley Graham- Resident Lust

Episode 7 from my 2014 remastering project for my old series.

Here we go, the completed Episode 7 from my 2014 remastering project for my old series.Enjoy the animation. Hope you like it! This animation isn't completely new and it doesn't properly represent what my current and future content will look like. See further down for details.Also the logo totally doesn't change midway through the animation. You're imagining things. *clown emoji* Oh and I apologise if the audio's a bit jank. Also it may be loud, so don't forget to turn your volume down. The series is getting a full reboot after this one so it'll be a while before Ep. 8 comes out. — — — — — This is gonna be pretty long so I've placed it at the bottom of the description. So, originally I started a remaster for 'SHMX 7' back in 2016 but I never finished. I was struggling with ideas for how to continue and conclude the animation, so I paused the project. Then I got really busy with school so I hadn't animated for quite some time, and by the time I'd uploaded again, my pacing for action had gotten a lot better so I decided to restart 'SHMX7 Remastered' from scratch. I started the new version in early-2017 and I finished the first scene pretty quickly. But, I ended up making progress on scene 2 on-and-off, and the animation itself improved as I did, until I finished it in early-2020-ish. I finished scene 3 not too long after I finished scene 2 — but by that time, since I'd improved, scenes 2 &amp; 3 now looked quite different from scene 1. So I restarted JUST scene 1 because I was dissatisfied.(Note: Scene 1 ends after the Tails hologram thing, scene 2 ends when the last fight ends.) Numerous bouts of creator's block, delays, hiatuses and 5-years-and-some-change later and here we are. With something that's basically a hodge-podge of 2019, 2022 and 2023 content, moderately-wonky sound-design and very-outdated textboxes. It's a bit of a mess. I blame the economy. It's been a long ride, and I'm not 100% happy with everything in this anim, it's a heavily-delayed piece so it doesn't look like what I can do now. But I'm glad it's finally out and not just on my hard-drive. Thank you for reading this far, if you have. Now go enjoy the animation. :D

SHMX Remastered - Episode 7

I know you don't like it but there you have the second animation

The fart Of A Girl Mad Mentally Retarded

<a href="https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/contortion/in-the-dirt" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">STREAM THE SONG ON ALL PLATFORMS</a> Lyrics:Talking shit, like a toiletI get this money, I boil itShitting and pooping like toiletTalk all ya plans imma foil it Put me down I will put you in the asphaltTripping on rocks like its bath saltIts your own fucking dumb ass faultShut the fuck up I'll get mamaI'll shoot you up like a schoolerFuckin' with me you a foolerYeah I'm making this money like jewelerBitch ass n***a I am cooler Put a bitch ass n***a in the dirtFuck a bitch ass n***a, have you heard?That nobody gon' be fuckin' with the herdFuck a bitch ass n***a, you absurdPut a bitch ass n***a in the dirtFuck a bitch ass n***a, have you heard?That nobody gon' be fuckin' with the herdFuck a bitch ass n***a, you absurd Bitch I'm the worst, yeah I'll recycle this verseYeah, I am spiteful, and firstLil bitch I'm the worst, got no meaning to my wordsYeah bitch, I like to say slursDon't listen to me, I do not mean shitN***a, fuck all my music I'm fucking retardedNobody likes me and I do not care if you think I'm an actually talented artistBitch I don't mean shit n***a fuck my friendsYou're all fucking faggots do a faggot danceSometimes I wanna put a knife inside of my handsAnd stab it till it bleedsBitch I don't mean shit n***a fuck my friendsI don't got anyone left to understandI don't need anyone else to understandI don't need anyone else to understand Parasite in my stomach, and it hurtThese n***as praying that I go back and revertI'm so sweet and nice he call me a dessertTill I'm putting bitch ass n***as in the dirt I will put you in the asphaltTripping on rocks like its bath saltIts your own fucking dumb ass faultShut the fuck up I'll get mamaI'll shoot you up like a schoolerFuckin' with me you a foolerYeah I'm making this money like jewelerBitch ass n***a I am cooler Put a bitch ass n***a in the dirtFuck a bitch ass n***a, have you heard?That nobody gon' be fuckin' with the herdFuck a bitch ass n***a, you absurdPut a bitch ass n***a in the dirtFuck a bitch ass n***a, have you heard?That nobody gon' be fuckin' with the herdFuck a bitch ass n***a, you absurd

contortion - IN THE DIRT

I was looking through my uncles dusty old gay porno collections and FOUND THIS!! An old vhs tape that said DO NOT PLAY written in blood on it why tf would they make a tape that you cant play?? thats just retarded so I uploaded that shit to youtube first thing I could (youtube ver w closed captions : <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gmxn7U_KTrE" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gmxn7U_KTrE</a>)

Bus Stop

Random walking animation I made last year I literally made for no reason at all, at the same time I wanted to use that inspector gadget music...

Retarded Walk

Also posted on my <a href="https://twitter.com/LudinSketches/status/1537159100273938433" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">twitter</a>! Short loop of Herzha from <a href="https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/836650">Derpixon's Fandeltales</a>! Uploaded as an MP4 because the GIF compression was giving me a ton of trouble, sorry about that. This was a bit touch and go and I almost restarted the animation from scratch a few times. I still have something in mind I wanna do with this character and a couple of others in the future though!

Herzha Animation Loop

Dungeon environment, Hand physics, Spawnable cameras, Lactation and more!

Captain Hardcore PC update v0.12 is now available for download! Get it here <a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/62821269" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.patreon.com/posts/62821269</a> There's a new fantasy dungeon environment, hand posing and physics, cameras and screens, lactation and more! I'll now focus on Quest version 0.7 which will have character pre-set saving plus other features! Also, If you haven't checked them out already, take a look at the new development roadmaps here: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/dev-update-new-62681951" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.patreon.com/posts/dev-update-new-62681951</a> Change list:NEW: Fantasy dungeon environment. The largest environment for the Cyber Masturbatorium so far (excluding the ship).NEW: Hand posing system. Character hands now have selectable poses like grasp, one finger, two fingers etc. There's a slider to control the strength of the pose for each hand.NEW: Accurate hand collision and physics for characters. They can now use their hands to interact with toys and other characters bodies, including genitals and mouths. This opens up lots of new possibilities when creating scenes! There's an option to enable/disable this per character so you can save the extra CPU load if not being used.NEW: Spawnable Cameras and Screens. Cameras can be animated or attached to any object in the scene, and the screens can be scaled and placed wherever you like so you can view the action from different angles in VR. They can also be used to take photos in VR. In desktop mode the cameras can be possessed and flown around like the current camera system. You can set up multiple angles and switch between them easily with the mouse or arrow keys. Cameras can be hidden by disabling "Cameras visible" in the main settings.NEW: Fluid settings for lactation. Make their tits leak slowly or grab them to make them squirt. This can be toggled on/off per character.NEW: Dungeon demo scene and character preset.NEW: The plasma pistol can now be used in desktop mode. Press Q to equip.FIXED: Rare bug where characters hands and feet could not be moved, This was difficult to reproduce so hopefully it's fixed for everyone.FIXED: Bug where it was possible to get stuck in recording mode if you tried to grab an object with the other hand while recording an animation.FIXED: Cum fluids default colour was wrong.FIXED: Character eyes were rolling right back when the player is behind them (this only became apparent after adding the cameras!)FIXED: White UV seams on skin type 3 and 4 when viewed from a distance (or at lower resolutions)FIXED: "Play without motion controllers" now resets when the game is restarted. It was originally added for Oculus dev kit users to interact with things using the mouse but caused problems for players that enabled it by mistake.Improved: Character scale slider can now go slightly lower. This is as low as it will go without breaking physics.Improved: Stopped the menu from appearing if the player holds down the button while recording an animation.Improved: Removed a lot of unused assets and cleaned up the project.Known issues: There's a problem with the hands deforming with some hand poses when the curvy 1, 2 + 3 morphs are cranked up. The morphs will need to be re done to fix this. Patreon: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/CaptainHardcore" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.patreon.com/CaptainHardcore</a>Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/AntiZero2" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://twitter.com/AntiZero2</a>Website: <a href="https://captain-hardcore.com/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://captain-hardcore.com</a>

Captain Hardcore 0.12 now available!

<pre>the idea for this animation came from an aggie.io drawing
made for fun by two retarded friends LAGarto (me) and AblazeAssault (LGabriel735)
</pre>

sans farted

The (new) Addiction Series #1 - The Zeraora Addiction

Here Comes The Kitty! The (New) Addiction Series is here! Due to popular demand i have restarted the addiction series from scratchA simple reeboot with a simple purpose... To please.This video contains Footjobs, Handjobs, Blowjobs and Penetration. all you can ask for..the perfect addictionPlus Extra content on patreonThis video is also VR Ready! With induvidual scenes on patreon and released to the public after 1 month ~~INDIVIDUAL SCENES WITH NO MUSIC~~Handjob - <a href="https://files.catbox.moe/4ax9vd.mp4" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://files.catbox.moe/4ax9vd.mp4</a>Footjob - <a href="https://files.catbox.moe/imqgap.mp4" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://files.catbox.moe/imqgap.mp4</a> Blowjob - <a href="https://files.catbox.moe/qwgcik.mp4" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://files.catbox.moe/qwgcik.mp4</a>Sex - <a href="https://files.catbox.moe/tdy4wq.mp4" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://files.catbox.moe/tdy4wq.mp4</a>Voice Acted by the lovely <a href="https://twitter.com/LizzleWaffle" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">LizzleWaffle</a> Patreon Post - <a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/57539008" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.patreon.com/posts/57539008</a>

The Zeraora Addiction

Strawberry Clock will put an end to Strawberry Lock and the Lock Legion.

This is my first flash movie that is actually good. believe it or not. And it only took 15 days.Also if you like the artstyle of the Strawberry, then you can download the flash file and use it in your flash movies. You don’t have to credit me...but you can if you want.<a href="https://download937.mediafire.com/stgs40i1hpsg/q1o4trvg7laqhw6/The+Clock+Crew+Puppet+Pack..fla" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://download937.mediafire.com/stgs40i1hpsg/q1o4trvg7laqhw6/The+Clock+Crew+Puppet+Pack..fla</a> Why I made this: I have never seen a Clock vs Lock movie… well I have, but they never did it right. I did see a flash movie that is almost better than mine. But it ended in a Cliffhanger and it doesn't exist anymore. so I decided to be the first one to make Strawberry Clock and Strawberry Lock FIGHT, and get it right. It’s what I do...Is this all I do? Every good movie I make is a crossover fight. Will I ever make something original? I hope I will. By the way, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. My 18th Birthday… Yeah, I’m an old fucker now. I’m not a teenage dirtbag anymore. I’m just a regular dirtbag on the internet. Am I proud of that? ...Not really. And I’m going to make you read how I feel about being 18.No one likes growing up, but we don’t have a choice. I want to grow up, I want to be mature. I know it sounds stupid but I can’t be a kid anymore...poeple say I should’t think about it too much or be worried, but I can’t help it. You have to think about money and stuff. I do want money, but not a lot because I don’t want to be a rich asshole. I just want enough so I don’t have to worry about it. But I still want to work to contribute to society and get more money.But to get money, you need a good job. But what kind of good jobs are there? They always say doctor or nurse. But I don’t want to do that. Not because of the learning, mosty that people lives are on your hands and if you fuck up, THEY DIE…I don’t want to do that. There needs to be a good job that pays well. I always thought about getting a job a lot before I was 18. I always wanted a nice job that pays enough for me to live, but also lets me have some free time to do creative stuff online as a hobby. I want a job that let’s be have some dignity. Anything but working at mcdonalds, burcause FUCK THAT. You: “ Ok. you keep saying you want a job that pays well. Not a lot but alright. But why, not get a job that you like doing? You like animating, right? Why get a gob Like that? Or writing, because you like to write bull shit that no one reads. ” …That’s a job?... I can get paid for doing what I like!? You: “ ...How fucking retarded are you!? ” Other You: “ You can’t say that... But this is Newgrounds. So that means we can say the fuck we want. ” I really didn’t think about that much. I just focus on jobs that pay then things I want to do. I don’t want to ruin my hobby by turning it into a job. But I really do want to work hard. Maybe I could save up until I can do the art stuff full time. But for now it’s just a hobby. Wait… I CAN MAKE MONEY ONLINE NOW! I can make my own website and start a blog where I bitch about stuff or I can start my own P******. You: “ ...The fuck? ” Oh, I don’t want say it because this is not an advertisement for a P******. Also I haven’t started one. But I will… but not right now, maybe later. Other You: “ But want is P******? Porn? ” NO! That’s my back up plan. I mean I’ll be drawing porn, not… I STILL HAVE MY DIGNITY! I can always give up on my dreams and get a real job or draw porn like a shadman but a little less racist. You: “ Dude! NO ONE GIVES A FUCK! You're going to be the same dumbass! Nothing is going to change! Stop over thinking this. ” Ok, you're right. Now let's get back on topic. I didn’t want to say it’s my birthday in the movie because getting older is scary. Mostly when you're turning 18 for the first time. That’s why I make a clock day movie every year on my birthday so I don’t have to think about it. Is that sad? I don’t think so, because some people are born on holidays. And that's kind of cool. Here’s a story. I was going to name myself NoobClock but I changed it to NoobJew666… Because I thought Jews and Christians are the same religion. But Why did I change it to that?...Weirdo Clock would have been a better name. And it would… BUT IT’S TOO LATE TO CHANGE IT! Well I could change it but everyone knows me as NoobJew666… Should I change it? As a metaphor for changing? I hope it’s the last time I’ll change it. If I do change it. Should I change it? Happy clock day...Also vote 5 plz. And thank you for watching my movies