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On Friday the 17th of February, 2023, a certain cretin came out with the above corker of a quote. Obviously this individual couldn't express much more disdain for unsigned artists on their platform as, presumably, there are certain restrictions in place that prevent them from properly swearing live on air. Thankfully, that isn't the case when you're in an unsigned band.
Inspired by this, we penned the tune 'Fuck off, Moyles' - a parody song just over a minute in length that we hope reflects just a fraction of the beauty and poetry of the aforementioned quote.
Aim
Basically, this whole thing just stinks of "people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones." So, in the spirit of that quote, we thought it might be a laugh to write possibly the most "crap" song to date just to show that individual and those that side with them what crap actually sounds like. (Might even be nice to get some of our friends involved and make a proper campaign out of it.)
We're going to run with this campaign until Friday the 31st of March in the hopes that it somehow finds its way to the individual themself. The reason for that specific date is that if, by some stroke of a miracle, we make it to approximately 4,000 combined sales between now and then, there's half a chance 'Fuck off, Moyles' will make it to the top 40 in the official charts on that day.
If you've made it this far, why not spread the word? A great way you can do this would be to share the official music video around your socials with the hashtags: #chrismoyles #chrismoylesshow #chrismoylesofficial #chrismoylesradiox #chrismoylesbreakfastshow