Porn pov featuring a raptor in maid costume

"Here's your key sir. Please follow our maid raptor over there, she will lead you to your room. Have a nice stay in the park."I took my room keycard from the receptionist and looked toward the elevator. There was an actual raptor right there, in the flesh! I already saw a tons of videos, commercials and documentary about the park and their dinosaurs, but man! Watching them with my own eyes instead of through a screen, this is a dream comes true! If I didn't win that ticket, I could never afford to come here!Maid raptor wasn't just a figure of speech, the creature was litterally a raptor wearing a maid outfit. I knew the park made a great effort at taming the dinosaur, making great progress at communicating with them, creating their own little intelligent society, but I never would have thought they reached a point they would understand the very concept of job, or at least service. The raptor maid looked at me, and I couldn't help but shiver, seeing her piercing predatory eyes starring to mine. One can only feel humble by that first look, an old prey feeling. She made a head gesture with a soft growl, obviously inviting me to follow her. I took my luggage and walked to her. She looked down and up on me, and I think she actually smiled but I may be wrong... We entered the elevator together.She checked on my keycard and pressed the right floor button with her snout. I was alone in a tight elevator with an actual breathing raptor aside of me. My heart was rushing. The situation felt both scary and exciting. I couldn't help but stare at this maid raptor. Her elegant shape, her razor sharp claws... her powerful legs... her exciting scent? I'm not exagerating, a scent of hormones was spreading in the air, it was hard not to understand the girl was in heat. She must be impatient of going back to her male I imagined.She turned to me with shining eyes, and purred slowly."Uhm, hey! I know you must hear that everyday... but I'm a big fan! Meeting you is an honor!".She growled happily. Maybe she was trained to do so, but to me, it meant the world. She approached her head to my hand and gave it a lick. An actual raptor just gave me an affectuous lick, what else could I ask for! I was so excited, I started petting her, until I realized she's cleverer than she looked like. I withdrew my hand."S...Sorry... that was rude of me, I..."She growled again, but this time she started rubbing her head on my belly, almost on my crotch. Now I was taken aback. The scent in the air was strong, being alone with this powerful beast in a tight elevator and my secret sexual attraction to the raptors gave me a rush. I was hard as hell. She starts smelling me. Oh god, she will understand how horny I am, she can tear me apart so easily for that. But she purred slowly... almost sensually... was I dreaming all that?*DING*The elevator's doors opened. End of the line. "Uhm... there we are, right?". The maid raptor shook her head, and started walking down the corridor, geturing for me to follow her. Seeing her walk, I could see her rump balancing, her tail waving in the air, high enough to see that small opening at the base of it, her cloaca. Horny as I was, my mind started wandering, I couldn't help but wonder how she felt... from her insides... how getting closer to her could be like...mating with her, or at least pretending we were, just for the pleasure of it... I tried to drive these thoughts from my mind. That was literally my first time encountering an actual raptor, and I already thought about having sex with her. I felt ashamed... then again, she started it right? Whatever, I should really control myself.We reached my room. "Thanks... and uhm... sorry about... the elevator..."She pushed me on my door, used her hands to block me, put a paw on the wall on my side, and growl right at my face. My first thought was "I screwed up, and now I'll pay the price of my depravity". But she stopped the growling, and started licking my face. No more mixed-signal, she was having her way with me. I started caressing her head, and open my mouth so I could lick her tong back. She growled in pleasure. She was waiting for it since the beginning.We sort of "kiss" for a little moment. She then started to move slowly down... down... down... I suddendly realized where we were."Right... right now? In the middle of this corridor? Shouldn't we move... inside?" She gave me a pleading look. Obviously she couldn't take too long for that, she had to get back to work soon. Whatever, this was the chance of my life. I unbuttonned my pants. She smiled, I'm sure of that. I exposed my dick out, harder than ever, very sensible. She put her snout around it, she was very careful with the teeth, as if this wasn't her first ride with a human. And maybe it wasn't, which is why she was so confident with me to begin with. And she started sucking. It was sensationnal. At this moment, I was the happiest man on Earth. After the Mia animation that was a lot harder to work on, I wanted to make something easier. While going through my files, I came across this raptor maid model I downloaded some times ago, and immmdiatly felt in love with her again! So I went for it! A new raptor animation, I haven't done it in some times! I had a lot of fun with her, I'm glad with the way this animation came out! I hope you'll love it as well!Raptor model by Dragon-v0942 ( <a href="https://www.furaffinity.net/user/dragon-v0942/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.furaffinity.net/user/dragon-v0942/</a> ), maid version by Kenresek ( <a href="https://www.furaffinity.net/user/kenresek/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.furaffinity.net/user/kenresek/</a> )Male model by PipedudeP ( <a href="https://x.com/PipedudeP" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://x.com/PipedudeP</a> ) voiced with ThunderingKVA ( <a href="https://twitter.com/ThunderingKVA" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://twitter.com/ThunderingKVA</a> ) free OpenNSFW voice pack ( <a href="https://x.com/OpenNSFWSP" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://x.com/OpenNSFWSP</a> )Background model by yeero3d ( <a href="https://x.com/Yeero3D" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://x.com/Yeero3D</a> ) MY SUPPORTERS ON SUBSCRIBESTAR HAD ACCESS TO THIS VIDEO WEEKS AGO FOR 1$, AND THE 5$ SUPPORTERS HAVE ACCESS TO A CLOTHLESS AND A NO MALE VOICE VERSION! JOIN THE CLUB! ( <a href="https://subscribestar.art/cavafly01" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://subscribestar.art/cavafly01</a> )

Raptor Maid Extra Service

Short dance animation utilizing my vtuber model.Animation will become a Starting Soon screen for streams too.

I can't help myself, says the wheel

Toy Chica distracts you from checking the cameras by teasing you with her voluptuous curves – and the

Toy Chica Teases You With Her Curves

VGen commission My Vgen <a href="http://here" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://vgen.co/Yoyi</a> Vtuber : @/Karmaliya (on X)Artist : @/3_33gera (on x)Animation done by me!

Commission for Karmaliya

[MOVIE RELEASE][Vore]Mal0 and Leo - Data Corruption In the dead of night, Leo finds himself staring blankly at his screen. Little does he know, it has been staring back at him for just as long.With white noise growing, an Obsessive programs comes into reality to take Leo for himself.... HQ: <a href="https://mega.nz/file/1fo1wBba#J8FKOA9yq6z5bKGHAjuiGzhMUXIyNPla5p3bMITOz88" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://mega.nz/file/1fo1wBba#J8FKOA9yq6z5bKGHAjuiGzhMUXIyNPla5p3bMITOz88</a> Credits:Leo model <a href="https://bluejuicyjuice.newgrounds.com">@Bluejuicyjuice</a>Mal0 model <a href="https://da.newgrounds.com">@da</a>__nilkaz

[MOVIE] Mal0 and Leo - Data Corruption

What happens if the heroes just quit? Unlock the 'Bad Ending' of this failed adventure.

Ever wondered what happens if the heroes just... quit? I'm currently finishing up an Interactive Episode for my YouTube Channel (coming in 2 weeks!) where YOU get to choose the path the party takes via end-screens.But while I finish animating the "Good Endings", I wanted to share this unique "Bad Ending" here with you guys. This is what happens when the party decides the tavern is more important than saving the world. 🎲 FEEDBACK REQUEST: THE RPG UISince this is a "Game Over" test run, I'm also testing out the on-screen RPG mechanics (the dice rolls, skill checks, and success/fail banners).I want the mechanics to feel like a real TTRPG session without blocking the animation. Let me know your thoughts in the reviews! TECHNICAL STUFFFor all the animators and tech-heads in the community, the entire series is animated in Unreal Engine 5.As a solo creator just starting out, I'm leveraging high-quality assets from the Fab Marketplace. This workflow is what makes a project like this possible for me, allowing me to handle all the storytelling and cinematography myself.It's a huge learning process, so any feedback is welcome! SUPPORT US!The full Interactive Adventure drops on my YouTube Channel in 2 weeks. Follow me there to get notified when it goes live and play through the other endings!YouTube: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@HeroicQuests_EN" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/@HeroicQuests_EN</a>

Heroic Quests: The Party Quits (Bad Ending)

A look into the ramifications of the internet teaching your children!

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpMTuVy6WLM" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Subscribe and watch as well on Youtube here!</a><a href="https://pukebomb.newgrounds.com">@PukeBomb</a> presents...in accordance with <a href="https://cacklinggrungilo.newgrounds.com">@CacklingGrungilo</a>I WAS A TEENAGE SPRUNKI Remember the yester-years of learning from books, catastrophic embarrassing mistakes, and that one cousin of yours who never graduated from community college? No, right? You weren't paying attention, were you? Me neither. Doesn't matter, there's a NEW teacher in town, and Her name is the INTERNET. It's simple, plop your kids down in front of good screen at "Mommy's Day Out" while you toil away at bad screen. What the fuck even are "Sprunkis?" We don't even know (it was trending on YouTube). It doesn't matter. Replace it with whatever autistic fixation flavor of the week you're into at this very moment, cause it's probably just as enriching. We can't lift our heads off our fucking phones for more than three minutes at a time, we might as well be living encyclopedias of Baldi's Basics, Bendy &amp; The Ink Machine, and WigWam-Woobly's Fuckhouse of Fun or... whatever. If you're not musically inclined like myself, but want to pretend you can get a goth groupie chick for a few minutes, disable your ad-blocker, turn off your antivirus, <a href="https://sprunki.org/online" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">open this link</a>, and plug away. Trust me, you'll become the next DAFT PUNK! CreditsWriting &amp; Backgrounds - <a href="https://nattosumi.newgrounds.com">@Nattosumi</a>Animation - <a href="https://nattosumi.newgrounds.com">@Nattosumi</a> &amp; <a href="https://cacklinggrungilo.newgrounds.com">@CacklingGrungilo</a>Character Design - <a href="https://cacklinggrungilo.newgrounds.com">@CacklingGrungilo</a>Editing / Sound / Addtl Lipsyncing - <a href="https://nicksenny.newgrounds.com">@NickSenny</a>Thumbnail Art - <a href="https://schwanemann.newgrounds.com">@Schwanemann</a> Cast:Mom - <a href="https://schwanemann.newgrounds.com">@Schwanemann</a>Dad - <a href="https://bro-son.newgrounds.com">@Bro-son</a>Mr. Manager - <a href="https://nicksenny.newgrounds.com">@NickSenny</a>Trevor - <a href="https://mantis.newgrounds.com">@Mantis</a> Special Thanks to Our Puke PalsAlexanne M.<a href="https://malfromed.newgrounds.com">@Malfromed</a><a href="https://aalasteir.newgrounds.com">@Aalasteir</a> <a href="https://www.patreon.com/PukeBomb" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Consider joining the PukeBomb Army today!</a> Whatever, I'm kinda busy so I'm going to get back to good screen now, my show's starting.("17... And Obese" Art By <a href="https://cacklinggrungilo.newgrounds.com">@CacklingGrungilo</a>) <img src="https://img.ngfiles.com/image-uploads/000/001/473/iu_1473499_9997125.webp" alt="iu_1473499_9997125.webp" data-smart-scale="764,833">

I Was A Teenage Sprunki

You didn't miss your moment.

You're not too late.

You're still loading.

Give it a minute.

POV: You realize you weren't broken, just early

Crumpet wanted more screen time and ended up taking a selfie.

Unlocked Phone

Starting soon screen for Failsam

Figured my streams don't serve the Y2K vibes enough so I cooked up a screen myself

"Stream Starting" screen

Aurora fears her crystals are low on energy, and gets new friend Gerald to help fill em up

In late 2023, Team Lewd the Newt (Studio RGB-Newt / The Fishal Project's NSFW 18+ content division) commissioned fellow Australian <a href="https://toxitoxus.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@Toxitoxus</a> to produce an NSFW animated short film based on our unpublished webcomic (The Aussie Goldmine) about a down-on-his-luck kangaroo named Gerald Symons who wants to make the world a better place, and the ghost of an emu named Aurora Australis, a celebrity of stage and screen that died during the "Great Emu War" in the 1930s (approx. 90 years ago from this post. yes, such a war actually happened in real life, look it up!), who got accidentally unleashed from her eternal slumber when Gerald struck open a crystal geode. This is that short film, and the quote at the end of Aurora reassuring Gerald that he was "helping out a friend" is related to his endeavours in making the world a better place, as mentioned a sentence or so ago. Now some of you may wonder why she carries around a shard of the geode, why she needs it charged in the first place, and why sex is of any help. Well, consider this short film a precursor to an upcoming series that answers those questions titled The Aussie Goldmine: Explicit Edition, which will feature 8 additional episodes of longer length starring these characters, 2D hand-drawn animation, 3D backgrounds utilizing Unreal Engine 5, and more. Episode titles include "Go for Gold!", "The Japanese Jasmine" and "Waltzing Aurora", among others, so look out for those next! In the meantime, we hope you enjoy this short! Thanks for watching!- <a href="https://neonwabbit.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@NeonWabbit</a>Director of Studio RGB-Newt / The Fishal Project Credits:"Refill"<ul>
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Written, drawn, rigged, animated, background art, additional clothing design, editing, compositing, fx, and sound design by: <a href="https://toxitoxus.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@Toxitoxus</a></li>
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"The Aussie Goldmine" franchise and related characters (Gerald Symons and Aurora Australis) created by, belong to, and animation commissioned by: <a href="https://neonwabbit.newgrounds.com" rel="nofollow">@NeonWabbit</a> (Studio RGB-Newt / The Fishal Project)</li>
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Original character design by: Kappapeachie ( <a href="https://twitter.com/kpdaws" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://twitter.com/kpdaws</a> )</li>
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Voice acting by: Shay-Ki AD ( <a href="https://twitter.com/shaykiafterdark" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://twitter.com/shaykiafterdark</a> ), Nami955 ( <a href="https://twitter.com/Nami955" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://twitter.com/Nami955</a> )</li>
</ul> --- For more from Studio RGB-Newt / The Fishal Project, visit us at:<a href="https://redgreenblue.art/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://redgreenblue.art/</a><a href="https://linktr.ee/NeonWabbit" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://linktr.ee/NeonWabbit</a>and visit The Fishal Project's Team Lewd The Newt (NSFW 18+) at:<a href="https://plapp.ing/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://plapp.ing/</a><a href="https://twitter.com/LewdTheNewt" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://twitter.com/LewdTheNewt</a> --- Follow the animator, writer, and sound guy of this commissioned short film at his Twitter here:<a href="https://twitter.com/toxitoxus" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://twitter.com/toxitoxus</a>and you can support his Patreon here:<a href="https://www.patreon.com/Toxiss" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://patreon.com/Toxiss</a>(Thanks once again, good on ya, mate!)

Refill

A short animation I made trying to replicate the style of old CGI, mostly Silicon Graphics which was used to make renders for Donkey Kong Country, Final Fantasy, and more.
It's loosely imitating a Gam…

Game Over

available on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/captain-hardcore-89174505

Full Change List:

NEW: Flexible

Captain Hardcore Trailer

An animated part of my new, starting soon screen for my Twitch channel, Navillow.

A part of my new, starting soon screen for my Twitch channel, Navillow. This section features a Buddy-Bot-head-themed monitor displaying a loading circle and the text "Stream Starting Soon." The text also changes to green throughout the animation, similar to a typical loading bar of a Windows computer.

Buddy-Bot Loading Screen.

The characters still feel rigid despite a lot more time being put into each pose specifically the enemy

The Blight

Cocoa Cookie tries to find marshmallows for her hot cocoa, which doesn't go so simply.

Winter is here, so here's a short wintertime animation starring Cocoa Cookie as she tries to find some marshmallows for her hot cocoa. I wanted to make some more use of those custom cookie models that were on the workshop, even if I'm not a major Cookie Run person. If you notice framerate drops, it's because I tried recording some parts with a screen recorder and my computer wasn't capable of maintaining a good framerate. Rights/Credit to their respective owners.

A Search For Marshmallows [GMod Animation]

Made this BruceDropEmOff 3D clay animation for his Starting Screen.

BruceDropEmOff Starting Screen (Clay Condones)

Treating yourself to a relaxing massage you soon find Mai's hand starting to wander 

Treating yourself to a relaxing massage you soon find Mai's hand starting to wander and she whispers an offer for her special message! how could you say no to that! This is a preview of what it looks like in VR taken as a screen recording, You can check it out in full VR on our Patreon, Subscribe Star, Fanbox or Itch Follow Us on Twitter!<a href="https://twitter.com/HentaiVRStudios" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://twitter.com/HentaiVRStudios</a> Patreon<a href="https://www.patreon.com/hentaivr" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.patreon.com/hentaivr</a> Subscribe Star<a href="https://subscribestar.adult/hentaivr" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://subscribestar.adult/hentaivr</a> Fanbox<a href="https://hentaivr.fanbox.cc/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://hentaivr.fanbox.cc/</a> Itch<a href="https://hentaivr.itch.io/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://hentaivr.itch.io/</a> Darkholestuff<a href="https://www.patreon.com/darkholestuff" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">https://www.patreon.com/darkholestuff</a>

Mai’s Special Massage

NOTHING MUST BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY IN THIS MOVIE

Started this thingie in 2011(which might be obvious by

BANNED

Become brain dead breeding slut, lay eggs, get filled with tentacles, meet new friends

Hello Everyone!I’m sorry for being silent for some time. I had to solve some urgent family problems and tried to keep development pace at the same time.For now everything is great and I have a new update for you!Tentacle dimension EndingI want to say thank you to Runningman69. I didn’t know how to expand the Tentacle dimension ending scene. Thank you for your script and ideas! Sorry for not using the entire script.When you are defeated by Sentinel, “Beg for mercy” scene changes.<ul>
<li>Tentacle sex scene added
</li>
<li>Lay eggs while tentacles suck her tits**. Scene added**</li>
</ul>To have an ending scene for Tentacle dimension you need to submit to your evil clone when you lose battle or just talk to her before you fight.Ending scene contains 2 scenarios. When Barbarian is pregnant or not.1 - Talk to your new mistress2 - Drink milk to prove your loyalty (tits suck scene added)3 - Dance for your clone (dance scene added)4 - Do blowjob (Blowjob scene added)5- Missionary sex scene added (multicam support. Press RMB)6 - Mating press scene added (multicam support. Press RMB)7 - Now barbarian is pregnantYou can entertain your mistress again1 - Dance for your mistress (another dance scene added)2 - Do blowjob3 -Ass fuck sex scene added (multicam support. Press RMB)You can ask Sentinel help to lay eggs.<ul><li>Lay eggs scene added
</li></ul>To exit dimension use the flesh wall.Also, If you beat your clone before, you can replay this scene using the flesh wall.Politics are dirty business bad ending and new quest line start pointFinally! I finished it! As I mentioned before, this quest contains 2 endings. One is a bad ending, which leads to a game over and normal ending which allows you to continue the game. During completing this quest, you can activate the new quest line “Slayer of gods” There is only a starting point so it will be developed in near future.Feel free to check the <a href="https://discord.gg/5na2E4xqVp" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">walkthrough </a>section on my Discord server to get more info about this quest.JerryJerry is an important part of the story. He allows you to complete Politics are dirty business quest If you made Golem, brought his tools and had dinner with him , your relation becomes more “closely" . You can ask advice about future of golem and Mindstone<ul>
<li>Missionary sex scene added</li>
<li>Cowgirl scene added</li>
</ul>Letel DimensionI made some narration changes during collecting lost pages. If you pass all trials you can repeat this level via interacting with the portal book.<ul><li>Mimic sex scene added.</li></ul>Improvements and small changesFinally! You can continue playing the game with saves from the previous release! Please pay attention that this is the first implementation of this feature. I highly recommend you to continue playing the game using save files from 0.9.7 or 0.9.8 releases. The Older versions might call unexpected errors.I’m trying to make your game experience comfortable and smooth, but if something goes wrong, don’t hesitate to send me your reports.You can backup your save files. To find the location of your save files, use “CHECK SAVE FILES ACCESSIBILITY” in the option screen.Tentacle Dimension. Sentinels become less powerful.Hell. Dynamic level generation has been turned off for now. Due to some reasons it broke the game.Bug fixes<ul>
<li>flashing of non-existent axes in prison after sex</li>
<li>flashing of non-existent piercings for few second when access to the brothel</li>
<li>Combat with Shorca on Arena. when both died at same time you stuck. Now if you die both, it counts as your failure.</li>
<li>You can fall down in the sanctuary (Forest of Oblivion) with no escape</li>
<li>When come out of Jerry's house the character moved to her own home door location</li>
<li>Certain sex scenes of INN area the sound have two sounds track packed together</li>
<li>When in the INN the camera control for up and down direction is reversed(you have to move down to make camera look up and move up to look down)</li>
<li>Bath in the Barbarian Home doesn’t clean cum properly</li>
<li>Resizing of body parts, doesn’t conform current clothes</li>
<li>Brothel for the double blowjob scene, she always starts floating in the air near the ceiling</li>
<li>Can’t give egg to Bee’h to save Burgild - fixed</li>
<li>Can’t load Hell location - fixed</li>
<li>Giving birth while working as a waitress - doesn’t decrease belly size.</li>
<li>When go out from dragon's lair you can’t fight and roll</li>
<li>POV camera bug “Hanging tentacle sex” in the Torus Dimension</li>
<li>Crazy flying tentacles in the Torus Dimension</li>
<li>Sound bug “Hanging tentacle sex” in the Torus Dimension</li>
<li>You can rotate when you meet Jerry and talk to him in the INN</li>
</ul>Demon and Priests rewards will be updated soon.Here are download links:<a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/47450956/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow">Dev build</a>Enjoy the game!Stay tuned!

The Last Barbarian 0.9.9 Trailer

I'm building an interactive sci-fi story in Virtual Reality.

It's going to take years, but there'll be mini-episodes along the way. Here's the V0.1 mini-story: "Forgettery".

A five-minute story star…

Starship Schrödinger's Destiny V0.1 Mini-Episode: Forgettery

Your whole entire life is nothing but lies, porn, domestic spats, Internet addiction and mobile slavery

Mr. Freeman, part 0

This is the intro for a series I'm starting, called The Video Game Man.

The Video Game Man Intro

Pokemon Birthday Parade!

I've decided to make a short starring Wendy Testaburger (from the popular show South Park) and her ludicrous

Wendy's Song

Lamar, Colorado has a one screen movie theater, a Wal-Mart, and incredible amounts of cocaine.

Dating in Scribbles

Note: There's no loading screen and it's 6MB so give it a minute or so to load :)

Decided to post this

The Yurei - Project Tease

Sadly, I could not figure out how to create a starting loading screen properly or how to make it not

Okage - The Music Box

Yeeeaaaah You know the drill people 1 framed movie with The Dot and Dottette staring at the screen.

The Dot of Excellence 28

Continuing from the prologue episode (linked in the loading screen) Julian Specter, son of the powerful

Flintlock Pt 2

Early life Garrett was born Bradley Harold Gerstenfeld[1] in Woodland Hills, California, the son of Barbara (née Colton), a homemaker, and Al Gerstenfeld, a hearing aid salesman.[2] He has two older brothers, Jeff and Paul. He attended George Ellery Hale Middle School in Woodland Hills, California and graduated from El Camino Real High School in Woodland Hills. He attended UCLA for less than two months before dropping out to pursue his comedy career. 
[edit] Career Garrett started out at various improv clubs in Los Angeles, including The Improv in Hollywood and The Ice House in Pasadena. In 1984, he became the first $100,000 grand champion winner in the comedy category of the TV show Star Search. This led to his first appearance, at age 23, on The Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson, making him one of the youngest comedians ever to perform on the show. His appearance with Carson brought Garrett a lot of national attention, and soon he was appearing as an opening act for such headliners as Diana Ross and Liza Minnelli. He also opened in Las Vegas for Frank Sinatra, David Copperfield, Smokey Robinson, Sammy Davis, Jr., the Beach Boys, the Righteous Brothers and Julio Iglesias. After achieving a strong measure of success with stand-up comedy, Garrett decided to change gears and try his luck with performing on TV. He was the voice of wrestling legend Hulk Hogan for the cartoon series Hulk Hogan's Rock 'n Wrestling, He was featured on Family Feud during Ray Combs's tenure in a "Funny Men vs. Funny Women Week" during November sweeps. He also appeared for a week on the game show Super Password in 1987. He then appeared in the short-lived summer comedy First Impressions (CBS, 1988), in which he was a divorced father who makes a living doing impressions, in a one-time spot as a bank loan officer on Roseanne (ABC), and The Pursuit of Happiness (NBC, 1995-96), in which he was the hero's gay best friend. Though prior to these roles, Garrett had also had a minor part on Transformers, voicing the Decepticon base Trypticon in season three and as an ill-fated thug in Suicide Kings. He soon won the role of Ray Romano's brother Robert Barone on the long-running sophisticated but family-oriented comedy hit Everybody Loves Raymond. Garrett has also made an appearance on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and played a hitman who tried to kill Will Smith. Garrett's distinctive deep voice has landed him notable work as a voice actor, such as on the animated series the Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series, 2 Stupid Dogs, Project Geeker, A Bug's Life, Asterix and the Vikings, Justice League Unlimited, Finding Nemo, and as Auguste Gusteau in Pixar's Ratatouille. His role on Everybody Loves Raymond won him five Emmy nominations, and the 2002, 2003 and 2005 Emmy Awards for Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy. In 1990, Garrett appeared as a semi-regular panelist on the revival of Match Game. On the May 2, 1996 episode of the sitcom Seinfeld, called "The Bottle Deposit", Garrett played a deranged auto mechanic who steals Jerry Seinfeld's car. In 2003, he was also nominated for the Emmy for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Miniseries or a Movie for Gleason. With his Raymond castmates, he won the 2003 Screen Actors Guild Award for Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series. He won the fifth season championship of Celebrity Poker Showdown, and played in the 2005, 2006 and 2007 World Series of Poker. Garrett was hoping to do a spinoff with his character Robert Barone from Everybody Loves Raymond when the show ended its nine-year run on TV in 2005, but he withdrew in October 2005 due to inaction from CBS that led to a number of the writers from "Raymond" leaving and taking other jobs. In 2005, Garrett appeared on Broadway playing Murray the Cop in the revival of Neil Simon's The Odd Couple with Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick. He understudied Lane in the role of Oscar Madison, and substituted for him in January, 2006, during Mr. Lane's illness. In 2006, Fox network announced they would pick up a new sitcom called 'Til Death starring Brad Garrett in

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I also wish to add that the preloader doesn't appear (ie you will be staring at a white/black screen)

Mario Saves The Children!

Faded prints and subtle hints and fortune cookie lies.

Yet Another Stupid Decade

there's no starting screen so it starts automatically it might lag cause it lags for me so screw it..

......dont ask

Wait a minute, that's not how you spell organism! :O

*edit* Due to popular demand I've turned it into a screensaver for MAC and PC. 
There are links in the movie to the download page. *edit* FRONT PAGE!! THANKS NEWGROUNDS!! *edit* Daily 4th!! A really high score! I wasn't sure if you'd all like it, THANK YOU!! Okay, here's the deal. Over the past year or so I've been animating morphs when I'm bored and can't think of a clever idea. They're a great exercise to get your head around keyframe to keyframe animation, you just have two drawings and draw new pictures inbetween them again and again until you have a smooth morph. Yeah, so I put one up as an animated gif in a newspost about a month ago, and Luis said I should get a group together and make "One Big Morphing Orgasm." So I did. What an amazing story... I bet they'll make a film about it one day starring Tom Hanks. So uh, thanks to all 47 of the people who made parts, the musicians for their great tunes and to all the people on newgrounds who stopped by the forum to offer their support. Watch the movie, leave a review, if you're feeling generous submit it to the collab collection, then just lean back and feel your brain melt. 
It's kind of like a lava lamp, I think it makes a great screen saver.

One Big Morphing Orgasm

And, if you are wondering why Light had a girly scream, it was because I am a girl cosplaying/crossdressing

ACG Flash

Over the last week I have put a huge amount of effort into this, including two 45 hour solid stints at

Somewhere In Nevada

I'm really happy now, I was starting to think I'd never get above a 2.90 from now on!

Adventures in ClayLand

Johny is instructed to wake Rob, but this proves to be quite the challenge.

Siblings Ep. 2: Don't Wake Robby Johny, in the middle of playing a game I won't mention, is told to wake his brother Rob. Rob, who has been sleeping for days, refuses to wake up. Johny must go to great lengths and hairbrain plans to awaken his hybernating brother. It just gets crazier from there. "Play" plays the movie. "Scene selection" picks a specific scene to start from. "Scrapbook" is a collection of images and behind the scenes information from me. "Extras" contains a few bloopers (one animated, two just audio) and a pointless feature to watch Johny say "Fail!" repeatedly. While the animation plays, there's a hidden 'play/pause' button in the bottom left corner of the screen. Pressing this button either pauses or plays the movie, depending on which state it's in. Music credits are as such: 
"Chop Suey!" by System of a Down 
"(Wake up) Make a Move" by Lost Prophets 
"(O.J.) Wake up" by Snoop Dogg 
"Wake up everybody" by Harold Melvin &amp; the blues notes 
"Wake up America" by Darryl Worley 
"Rob's Dream" by Robert Winchester As always, leave a review if you please. I always appreciate them, even if they are negative. This movie took two months to create, starting a day or so after I finished Runesuck. More episodes: 
"siblings.bobert-rob.com"